Funny and deceptive question routines and sentences

Questions and sentences that are funny and deceiving.

Questions and sentences that are funny and deceiving. The more good friends are, the more they can joke around. The relationship is not particularly good. My friends occasionally need a slightly humorous formulaic sentence to increase their friendship. Here are some funny and deceptive questionable formulaic sentences that I have compiled for you. Funny and deceptive question routines 1

1. Do your family members know that you are so stupid? No. . Know. . Don't know.

2. A: There is a race between the tortoise and the hare. There is a very stupid pig as the referee. Who wins the tortoise and the hare? B: Tortoise: Well, the pig said the same thing.

3. "Are you willing to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

4. "Hello, I Can I get to know you?” “Why” “I think your future is related to me”

5. What is the roaring dog in the sky and a god below? Down there is a dog!

6. Are you my best friend? yes. I just watched TV and it was said that dogs are man’s best friend. . .

7. Do you want a face to fall from the sky (if you answer yes, you are thick-skinned) (if you answer no, you are shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't think of you."

9. Say yes ten times. . . . ? Is there any difference between you and a pig? Quick answer, no!

10. Will I live it one day? What's going on? I can touch your life as soon as I turn over.

11. "I want to lose weight, they are all thinner than me" "I like you but not them".

12. Let me ask you a question: pig is A, sheep is B, dog is C. What is a pig? well!

13. Man: "I have a girlfriend" Woman: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic"

14. " "Do you feel sorry for me?" "It's up to you whether it hurts or not." 15. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you are like this? The most you can get in the beauty pageant is the top three.

16. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "How about I pass by you again and try?"

17. I lost ten knives. How many more are there from the second one? Eight handfuls (dad).

18. "Do you want to get a dog?" "What kind of dog?" "The kind that's single."

19. I think why are you so weird today? Something weird there? So pretty! !

20. "I want to travel recently and travel around the world." "Let's go then." "Okay, then I will go around you tomorrow."

21. This is my new windproof lighter. Can you blow it out? What kind of lighter are you talking about (blow it out), it’s windproof but not fartproof!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.

23. Others only want to go to bed with you when they love you. I am different. I can do anything on the sofa or in the kitchen.

24. “What is above if it is not north and south, and what is below if it is not?” “Below is not east and west.”

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What store?" "Your call."

26. Just have fun. Why should I have fun secretly? Because I love you.

27. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you.

28. "Do you like getting rich suddenly?" "Yes," "But I don't like it." "Why" "Because I like to hug you."

29. "Have you heard that Did the bastard tell a story that didn’t exist? "No".

30. A peach is not a watermelon? Of course.

So you are not someone else?

31. I heard that getting married is very cheap. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

32. "Do you know the difference between Tang Seng and me?" "I don't know." "Tang Seng picked up the scriptures and I will marry you."

33. A: When you go to the toilet, do you wipe with your right hand or your left hand? B: Right hand. A: You are so disgusting. We all wiped it with paper.

34. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced?

35. "I want to change my look recently" "What kind of look" "I can't do it without you." Funny and deceptive question routines 2

1. You can do it for me Girlfriend? If not, I'll think of another way.

2. If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall in love at the same time, I would like to ask if you can ask me to be your boyfriend?

3. You and me There is nothing to talk about except love.

4. To say that one-sidedness is because I often stay up late, to say that it is indeed insomnia, to be honest is to think about you.

5. "You are a little weird today."

"How weird"?

"So cute"...

6. Did your mother teach you to treat each other with courtesy?

I taught you that

Then I like you and you also like me. I am right

7. Cuteness is not a long-term solution

Cuteness is a long-term solution for me count.

8. I don’t know how to fall in love

Why?

Let’s get married

9. I It's very simple, the years are still there and you are still there.

10. I really want to fight with you

Why

Enter the foot of the bed from the bedroom bed

11. Encounter In your case, the Creator spoke four words in my ears: Doom is inevitable.

12. The Moments that you have followed and liked are called puffs.

13. Are you short-sighted?

No

Then why can’t you see that I like you?

14. You are now If you don’t cherish me, I want to tell you,

After passing this village, I will still be waiting for you in the next village!

15. Let’s talk about it Let’s talk

What are you talking about

We are dating

16. Let me count with my fingers

There is a gap in your hit

Missing Me

17. Believe in yourself, I can make you the second happiest person in the world. What should you do if you quarrel with your boyfriend and break up?

Because of you, I am the happiest person.

18. You are the only one in my eyes. Until I meet you, all excitement will become a reality.

19. I stole the rose, but it is true that I like you