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Daiyu snorted and smiled. "Since you should sit here and there honestly, let's talk." Baoyu said, "I'm leaning on it." Daiyu said, "You are crooked." Baoyu said, "We are on the same pillow, and there is no pillow." Daiyu said, "Bullshit! Isn't it a pillow outside? Take one and put it on your pillow. " Baoyu went out to the outer room, looked at it and came back with a smile: "I don't want that one, and I don't know if it belongs to that bitch." Dai-yu opened her eyes, stood up and said with a smile, "You are really a star I hit! Please pillow this. " As he spoke, he pushed the pillow to Baoyu, brought another one himself, put it on his pillow and sat opposite him.
Seeing a blood stain the size of a button on Baoyu's left cheek, Daiyu leaned over and looked at it carefully with her hands. "Whose nail is this scratch?" Baoyu leaned over and laughed. "I didn't shave, just put rouge cream on them and put a little on them." With this, I asked for a handkerchief to wipe. Daiyu wiped him with a handkerchief and said, "You have done these things again. If you do this, you must take out a cover. My uncle can't see it. "
Baoyu didn't hear these words, but he smelled a delicate fragrance, but it came from Daiyu's sleeve, intoxicating and crisp. Baoyu pulled Daiyu's sleeve to see what was in the cage. Daiyu said with a smile, "Who brings incense in winter and October?" Baoyu said with a smile, "So, where did this fragrance come from?" Daiyu said, "Even I don't know." . "I think it's the smell in the cupboard, and I don't know what the clothes are stained with." Baoyu shook his head and said, "Not necessarily. It smells strange, not those sweet cake fragrant seed sachets." Daiyu sneered, "Do I have' Lohan' and' real people' to give me some incense?" Even though I got a strange smell, my brothers didn't make flowers, buds, frost or snow for me. I only have those vulgar smells. "
Baoyu said with a smile, "Don't say anything I say. I don't know. I won't spare you from now on. " Turned over, rubbed two hands, and stretched out his hand and scratched under the ribs of Daiyu's diaphragm fossa. Daiyu can't help itching. Baoyu stretched out his hand to scratch his hand and couldn't help laughing. He said, "Baoyu, there's nothing you can do if you make trouble again." Daiyu said with a smile, "I won't dare again." While trimming her sideburns, she smiled and said, "I have a strange smell." Do you have a' warm fragrance'? "
Baoyu couldn't untie it for a moment, so he asked, "What is this' warm fragrance'?" Daiyu nodded, sighed and smiled, "Fool, fool! If you have a jade family, you will have gold to match you. If you have' Leng Xiang', you will not have' warm fragrance'? " Baoyu listened. Baoyu said with a smile, "I begged for mercy just now, but now it's even more cruel." Then he held out his hand again. Daiyu smiled at once: "Good brother, I dare not." Baoyu said with a smile, "I'll spare you, just let me smell the sleeves." As she spoke, she tugged at the armhole on her face and couldn't stop smelling it. Daiyu took her hand and said, "It's time." She fell down again. Daiyu also fell. She covered her face with a handkerchief. Baoyu said some nonsense that he didn't make, but Daiyu just ignored it. Baoyu asked him how old he was when he went to Beijing, what places of interest he saw on the way, what remains and stories there were in Yangzhou, and local customs and folk customs. Daiyu only didn't answer.
Baoyu was afraid that he would get sick in his sleep, so he coaxed him, "Oh!" There is a big story in your Yangzhou yamen. Do you know that?/You know what? Daiyu saw that he was serious and thought it was true, so she asked, "What is it?" "。 When Baoyu asked, he said with a smile, "There is a Daishan Mountain in Yangzhou. "。 There is a forest cave above. Daiyu said with a smile, "It's just a lie. "。 Jiraiya has never heard of this mountain. Baoyu said, "There are many mountains and rivers in the world. You can't know these things. You can criticize them when I'm finished. Daiyu said, "Tell me about it." . "The treasure jade said again. People all over the world cook laba porridge. There is not enough fruit in the cave now, so we must take this opportunity to grab some. Just pull out an arrow and send a capable small consumer to inquire. After a while, the small consumer came back:' I have visited everywhere, but the temple at the foot of the mountain has the most fruit and rice. The old consumer asked, "How many kinds of rice are there?" How many products are there? Small consumption pattern:' Mi Dou has become a warehouse, which is unforgettable. There are five kinds of fruits: a red date, two chestnuts, three peanuts, four horseshoes and five taro. Old consumption was overjoyed and immediately reached the point of consumption. But he drew an arrow and asked, "Who is going to steal rice?" Just after consumption, he was ordered to steal rice. Then he was pulled out and asked,' Who will steal the beans?' Another time, I was ordered to steal beans. Then I received orders one by one. There was only one kind of taro left, so I pulled out my arrow and asked,' Who will steal taro?' ? I saw a small consumer answer, "I want to steal taro." . Seeing him like this, old consumers and other consumers are afraid of being inexperienced and weak, so they won't let him go. Although I am young and weak, I have infinite magic, eloquent tongue and far-reaching strategy. This is smarter than what they stole. Other consumers asked, "How can I be better than them?" Small consumer said, "I don't steal like them." I just turned into a taro, rolling in the taro pile, so that people could not see or hear it, but secretly carried it in two places and gradually carried it out. Isn't it smarter than stealing directly? All the consumers said,' Wonderful is wonderful, but I don't know how to change it. Let's take a look first. After listening to this, the consumer smiled and said,' It's not difficult, wait for me to change.' After that, he turned around and said,' Change', and he became the most beautiful lady. The consumer smiled and said,' Wrong, wrong. It was supposed to be for fruit. "I said that you have never seen the world. You only know that this fruit is taro, but you don't know that the girl of Master Yan's family is the real Xiangyu." "
Hearing this, Daiyu turned over and smiled and pressed Baoyu, saying, "I'll smash your mouth! I know you are making me up. " Hearing this, Baoyu begged again and again, "Dear sister, give me a break. Don't dare again! Because I smelled your fragrance, I suddenly remembered this classic. " Daiyu said with a smile, "I called it classic when I scolded someone."
Baoyu couldn't help laughing. "Let me put down my book and help you tidy up." Daiyu asked, "What book?" Baoyu hid in panic when asked, saying, "It's just < < average > > < < university > > Daiyu said with a smile," You played a trick on me again. Show me as soon as possible. Much better. " Baoyu said, "My dear sister, if I talk about you, I'm not afraid. At least don't tell anyone after reading it. It's really a good book! If you want to read, you don't even want to eat. " She handed it over. Lin Daiyu put down all the flowers and picked up a book to read. From the beginning, the more she read, the more she liked it. In less than a meal, she read all the sixteen things and consciously warned people that they were full of fragrance. Although she finished reading the book, she just lost in thought and silently meditated in her heart.
Baoyu said with a smile, "Sister, what do you think?" Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "That's interesting." Baoyu said with a smile, "I'm a sad sick man, and you're a beauty of the country." When Lin Daiyu heard this, she blushed, raised two frowning eyebrows and stared at two eyes that seemed to be open but not frowning. Her face was angry and her thin face was angry. She pointed at Baoyu and said, "You are fucking talking nonsense! I got this obscene song very well and learned these mixed words to bully me. I'll tell my uncle and aunt. " Speaking of the word "bullying", my eyes turned red again and I turned around and left. Baoyu was in a hurry and stopped him. "Dear sister, please give me a break this time. I was wrong. If I bully you on purpose, I will fall into the pool tomorrow and teach you a lesson. " I'm going to your grave to carry a monument for your life. Lin Daiyu sneered, rubbed her eyes and said with a smile, "You are usually bluffing, but you are just talking nonsense. "。 Bah, it turned out to be a silver spear.' "Baoyu laughed." What about you? "I will tell you. Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "You said you could read and recite. "。 Can't I read it all at once? "
While collecting the book, Baoyu said with a smile, "Seriously, bury the flowers quickly. Don't mention this." They packed up the fallen flowers and only buried the compromise. When Baoyu heard this, he saw Aaron coming and said, "I didn't find it there, so I touched it here. The old master over there is in poor health. The girls went to pay their respects, and the old lady asked you to go. Go back and change clothes. " Baoyu busy took the book, saying:
Here, when Lin Daiyu saw Baoyu leaving, she heard that her sisters were not in the room, and she was worried. Just as she was about to go back to her room, she had just reached a corner of pear fragrance court, where the flute was melodious and the singing was euphemistic. Lin Daiyu knew that the twelve girls were practicing opera. But Lin Daiyu was not used to watching operas, so she ignored them and just walked on. Once in a while, two sentences blow into her ears, and she sings, "Every word is well-written." It seems that these things are paid for broken wells and broken walls. Lin Daiyu was very moved, so she stopped to listen carefully and sang, "What is a beautiful day? Who will be happy? " After listening to these two sentences, she nodded and sighed, thinking, "There are also good articles in the play. It's a pity that the world only knows to watch plays, but it may not be able to appreciate the fun. "Time flies like water ..." Lin Daiyu was moved by these two words. She also heard sentences such as "self-pity in the secluded room". She was too drunk to stand, so she squatted on a rock and chewed the taste of the sentence "as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water passing by". Suddenly, she remembered two heartless words in an ancient poem the day before yesterday. & lt; In the sentence "out of the water, all kinds of worries", I remembered for a moment and leaned in. When I think about it carefully, my heart aches and tears come to my eyes. I didn't make any friends, and suddenly I felt a blow on my back. When I look back, it turns out to be ... and listen to the next breakdown. That's:
Make-up in the morning and embroider at night. I hate the breeze on the moon.
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As he spoke, he followed his feet all the way to a yard, where the phoenix tails were dense and the dragons were thin. He looked up at the door and saw the words "Xiaoxiang Pavilion" written on the plaque. Baoyu strolled in and saw the curtain hanging down and there was no sound. When he went to the window, he felt a wisp of fragrance sneaking out of the blue screen window. Baoyu put his face on the screen window, looked in and suddenly heard a deep sigh in his ear. As he spoke, he lifted the curtain and came in.
Lin Daiyu realized that she was forgetful and blushed. She covered her face with sleeves and turned over to pretend to be asleep. Baoyu was just about to get up and move when Daiyu's wet nurse and two old women came in and said, "Sister is asleep, come back when you wake up." Just then, Daiyu rolled over and sat up, laughing, "Who's asleep?" The two or three women laughed when they saw Daiyu get up.
Daiyu sat on the bed, raised her hand to comb her hair, and smiled at Baoyu, "Why did you come in when he was sleeping?" Baoyu felt lost in the morning when he saw his star eyes flushed. He leaned back in his chair and said with a smile, "What did you say?" Daiyu said, "I didn't say anything." Baoyu smiled and said, "I'll give you a hammer to eat! I heard everything. "
28
It is said that Lin Daiyu was wrong about Baoyu because Qingwen didn't open the door last night. The next day, she happened to meet a flower. She was ignorant and didn't take it out, which reminded her of her worries about spring. Because some residual flowers were buried, she couldn't help crying, so she just read a few words. I didn't want Baoyu to hear it on the hillside. I nodded and sighed first, and then I heard "Nong buried flowers today and laughed again." I don't know when the flowers will fall and people will die. "I fell on the hillside and the flowers in my arms were scattered all over the floor. Imagine Lin Daiyu's beautiful face. When it is impossible to find it in the future, I would rather be heartbroken! When Daiyu finally couldn't find it, she blamed others, such as Baochai, Xiangling and Xiren. Or when it is impossible to find it. How can Baochai and others be at home when they can't find them at last? And I don't know where to go yet, so I don't know my last name! -so one and two, two and three, repeatedly pleading, I really don't know why I have to wait until this stupid moment, I don't know anything, so I can escape from the dust net and explain this sadness. Exactly: the flower shadow never leaves the body, and the bird voice is only in the ear.
Lin Daiyu was worried when she heard a sad voice from the hillside and thought, "Everyone laughs at me for being a little crazy. Is there another idiot? " Thinking about it, I looked up and saw that it was Baoyu and Lin Daiyu. She said, "Hey! Who am I talking about? It turned out to be so cruel and short-lived ... "Just as I said the word" short-lived ",I covered my mouth again, sighed and pulled away.
Baoyu mourned here for a while, but suddenly he looked up and disappeared from Daiyu. He knew that Daiyu saw him escape and felt tasteless. He shook the soil, went down the mountain to find the old road and came to Hongyi Courtyard. But seeing Daiyu walking in front, she quickly caught up with him and said, "Stop. I know you ignore me. I just want to say a word and let it go. " Daiyu turned and left. Baoyu sighed behind his back: "Why are you so now?" Lin Daiyu couldn't stop listening. She turned around and said, "What was it like at the beginning? How are you today? " Baoyu sighed, "Didn't I laugh with that girl when she came? With what I love, the girl wants it, so I take it. As soon as I heard that girls like to eat, I quickly put it away and waited for girls to eat. I eat at the table and sleep in bed. What the girls didn't expect was that I was afraid that the girls would be angry. I thought to myself: sisters are better than others when they are friendly, whether they are close or warm. Who expects girls to be older now? I took my precious sister Xifeng to heart and ignored her for three or four days. I have no brothers or sisters. Although there are two, don't you know that they are separated from me? I'm like you, but I'm afraid I'm like my heart. Who knows that I have fucked this heart in vain, leaving me nowhere to complain! " I couldn't help crying when I said this.
When Daiyu heard this, she saw this scene in her eyes, and her heart was a little gray, and she did not cry. Seeing this, Baoyu said, "I know I am in poor health now, but I dare not make mistakes in front of my sister. If there are one or two mistakes, you can either teach me a lesson and warn me next time, or scold me or hit me twice. "
Xue Baochai has been far away from Baoyu because her mother once mentioned to Mrs. Wang and others that "the golden lock was given by a monk, and only jade can be married in the future". I saw what Yuan Chun gave me yesterday. He is as boring as Baoyu. Fortunately, Baoyu was pestered by Alin Daiyu, so I didn't think about it. At this moment, I suddenly saw Baoyu laughing: "Sister Bao, let me look at you." It happened that Baochai had a rope on her left wrist. Baoyu asked him, and it faded. Baochai's skin is lush and does not fade easily. Baoyu looked at a white and straight arm and envied it. He thought to himself, "This arm should grow on Sister Lin, or you have to touch it, but it will grow on him." It was because I hated it that I didn't dare to touch it. Suddenly I remembered that "Jade" was more charming and romantic than Lin Daiyu's. Baochai unconsciously faded the string and handed it to him, forgetting to answer it. Baochai was embarrassed to see him in a daze. She dropped the rope and turned to leave. She saw Lin Daiyu standing on the threshold, smiling with a handkerchief in her mouth. "You can't let the wind blow, so why are you still standing there?" Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "I'm never in the house. I just heard a phone call in the sky. Come out and have a look. It turned out to be a dull goose. " Xue Baochai said, "Where is the silly goose? I will also go and have a look. " Lin Daiyu said, "He flew away with a bang as soon as I came out." As she spoke, she shook her handkerchief and threw it at Baoyu's face. Baoyu was caught off guard and hit him in the eye with a "ouch". For the ending, listen to the next chapter.
Thirty four
According to legend, when Aroma saw that Grandmother Jia and Lady Wang had gone, she came to Baoyu and sat down. She asked him tearfully, "How did you get here?" Baoyu sighed, "Just for those things, ask him what he did! It's just that my lower body hurts. Look at what it has damaged. " When Aaron heard this, he gently reached in and took off his underwear. Baoyu moved slightly, gritted his teeth and let out a cry of "Ouch". Aaron quickly stopped, so it took three or four times to get off. Aaron saw that the upper part of his leg was blue and bruised four fingers wide. "Aaron gritted his teeth and said," If you listen to me, you won't get the position. Fortunately, you didn't move your muscles. If you are disabled, what can you do? Just then, the maids said, "Miss Bao is here. "。" Hearing this, Aaron knew that he couldn't wear cheongsam, so he took a piece of gauze to cover Baoyu. Baochai came in with a pill in her hand and said to Aaron, "Open this medicated wine at night and apply it to him to dispel blood stasis and heat toxin. Baoyu thanked him and said, "OK. "。 "He asked him to sit down again. Baochai was relieved to see him talking with his eyes open, unlike before, and nodded and sighed, "If I had listened to a word earlier, today would not count. Don't say that the old lady's wife is distressed, even if we look at it, it will hurt. " No sooner had she finished half a sentence than she swallowed. She regretted what she said and turned red unconsciously. It's hard to describe the shyness and timidity of blushing and lowering your head and just making clothes. Unconsciously, they put the pain behind them and thought, "I have only been beaten a few times. They all have these feelings of pity and sadness, which are impressive and pitiful. If I die suddenly, they don't know how sad it is! Because of them, I died for a while. Because of them, I can't regret even if my career is ruined. If I feel uncomfortable, I will be confused and sneaking around. Just thinking about it, Baochai asked Aroma, "Why are you angry and fighting?" "。 "The attacker told the story of baking tea. It was only after xiren told me that Baoyu knew Jia Huan's story. Because he gave Xue Pan another hand, he stopped attacking and said, "Brother Xue has never been like this, so don't make a mixed guess. When Baochai heard this, she knew that she was afraid of his paranoia, so she stopped attacking him because she thought to herself, "It hurts to have this image. "As you can see, this is one of our intentions. Since you are so hard-working, why don't you work harder on the big things outside? The master likes it, and you can't suffer such a loss. But if you stop attacking people because you are afraid of my sinking heart, don't I know that my brother's mind is always unrestrained and unprepared? It was a clock, and it was upside down. Naturally, I am more interested than the first one. " I thought about it, because after all, Brother Bao was always dishonest and didn't want to associate with those people, so the master got angry. Even my brother didn't mean to protect his head when he said brother Bao, nor did he mean to instruct him: first, the facts, and second, he didn't try to explain these trivial things. Since I was a child, I have seen such a careful person as Brother Bao. Have you ever seen anyone who is fearless and speaks his mind? "See attacks because he said xue fan. I already know what I'm expecting. I'm afraid Baochai will be bored. Baoyu was speechless with shame when he heard Baochai's words. Half dignified and half suspicious, he felt more relaxed than before. He was about to speak when Baochai got up and said, "I'll see you tomorrow, so you can take care of yourself." I just took the medicine to xiren, and I can apply a tube at night. " She said, "Miss Bao took the trouble. I'll thank you in person some other day. Baochai turned around and said with a smile, "For what?" ? Just advise him to have a good life and rest, and don't think about it. There is no need to disturb the old lady and his wife. If it is blown to the master's ear, although it was not so good at that time, the scenery will suffer in the future. "She said, and left.
Xiren is really grateful to Baochai for coming back. When he came in to see Baoyu in meditation, he left the room to wash and bathe. Baoyu was lying in bed silently, but his crotch was painful, like a needle digging with a knife, and it was as hot as fire. Exhibition turned slightly, she couldn't help but "alas". I was going to be late, but there were two or three.
Baoyu was in a daze when he came in and told him that Zhongshun House had taken him in. He came in again and cried and said that he would jump into the well for him. Baoyu was half asleep and didn't care. Suddenly he felt someone pushing him, and suddenly he heard someone sad. Baoyu woke up from his dream and opened his eyes. It was Lin Daiyu. Afraid of dreaming, Baoyu was too busy to recognize his face carefully. Baoyu wanted to see it, but the pain in his lower body was unbearable and he couldn't support it. He sighed, but still fell down and said, "What are you doing here?" Although the sun has set, the residual air on the ground still lingers. After two trips, I will endure the summer heat. Although I was beaten, I didn't feel any pain. I just pretended to coax them and told my master that it was false. You shouldn't be serious. "At this time, Lin Daiyu didn't cry, but the more she cried, the more silent she became, and the more she choked her throat. After Baoyu listened, Baoyu sighed and said, "Don't worry, don't say such things. You are willing to die for these people! " Without saying a word, an outsider said, "Second Grandma is here. Knowing that it was Xifeng, Lin Daiyu stood up and said, "I'll go from the backyard and come back. "。 Baoyu grabbed him and said, "That's strange. "。 How could I be afraid of him? Lin Daiyu stamped her foot in a hurry and said quietly, "Look at my eyes, it's his turn to make fun. "。" "If you want something to eat, send someone to me to get it."
When xiren had gone, Baoyu ordered Qingwen to come and said, "Go and see Miss Lin. What is she doing?" ? If he wants to ask me, just say I'm fine. "Qingwen said," What are you going to do? " After all, a word is like one thing. Baoyu said, "There is nothing to say. "。 Qingwen said, "How else can I strike up a conversation when I go?" ? Baoyu thought for a moment, reached for two handkerchiefs and handed them to Qingwen. "。 He smiled and said, "Let's just say that I want you to send this to him. Qingwen said, "This is strange again. Does he want these two handkerchiefs? He's going to get angry again and say you're teasing him. "Don't worry," Baoyu said with a smile. "Of course he knows." . "
Qingwen had to take a handkerchief to Xiaoxiang Pavilion. Chunxian came in, and she waved her hand and said, "Sleep." Qingwen came in, and the room was dark. Daiyu has slept in the bed and asked who it is. Qingwen quickly replied: "Qingwen." Daiyu said, "What are you doing?" Qingwen said, "Sir Zhong sent a handkerchief to the girl." Daiyu is bored. "Why did you send me a handkerchief?" Because he asked, "Who gave him this handkerchief? It must be the best. Tell him to keep it for someone else. I don't need it at the moment. " Qingwen smiled and said, "It's either new or old." Lin Daiyu became more and more annoyed and really looked for it carefully. After thinking for a moment, she realized it and quickly said, "Put it down and go." Qingwen had to put it down and pull it back, wondering all the way.
Speaking of this, Lin Daiyu's thoughtfulness for handkerchiefs fascinated her: Baoyu's painstaking efforts can understand my suffering and make me happy. My bitterness, I don't know what will happen in the future, makes me sad. Suddenly, I delivered two old handkerchiefs. If I don't get my deep meaning, just looking at them will make me laugh. If I want someone to convey it to me in private, I will be afraid. I often cry and want to come.
My eyes are full of tears, my eyes are full of tears. Who did you throw them away for?
Giving gifts to rulers is not sad.
Secondly,
Throwing pearls and rolling jade only steals the town day, and it is unintentional.
It is difficult to wipe the sleeves on the pillow, so he is set on fire and stained.
third
It's hard to gather pearls on the colorful line, and the old traces of Xiangjiang River are blurred.
Thousands of bamboos in front of the window, no fragrance? When Lin Daiyu was about to write, she felt hot and her face burned. I walked to the mirror and lifted the brocade, only to see my cheeks flushed and my self-admiration overwhelmed the peach blossom, but I didn't know I was ill. She went to bed for a while, still thinking about the handkerchief.
Forty two.
When Li Wan saw them, she said with a smile, "Before the boss got up, it was slippery and the four maids had to take an annual leave." Daiyu said with a smile, "Yesterday, it was the old lady who told her to draw some garden paintings and make her happy to ask for leave." Tanchun smiled and said, "Don't blame the old lady, it's all Granny Liu's words." Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Let's call him the mother locust." Everyone laughed. Baochai said with a smile, "Everything in the world is in Feng's mouth. Fortunately, Miss Feng is illiterate and not very popular, but she is teased by local customs, which is even more embarrassing. He used the method of Spring and Autumn Annals to summarize and delete the vulgar words in local customs. All the sights were displayed yesterday. Fortunately, he thinks fast. " Everyone laughed: "Your comments are not below them." Li Wan said, "I'll ask all of you to discuss it and give him a few days off. I'll give him a month. He is too few. What do you say? " Dai-yu said, "There is not much competition in a year. This garden has only been built for one year, but now it takes two years to describe nature. It needs grinding ink, dipping pens, spreading paper, painting and ... "Just then, everyone knew that he was making fun of Xichun, and everyone smiled and asked," What else? " Daiyu couldn't help laughing. "It won't take two years to draw slowly like this!" Everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Baochai laughed. "Let's draw slowly." This is the best sentence in the back. So yesterday's jokes were ridiculous, but in retrospect they were boring. Although you think very lightly of the other person's words, it is still very interesting to recall. I can't help laughing. Xichun said, "It's all Sister Bao who praises him for being more and more brave. "。 Xichun said, "I originally said that I would only paint this garden. Yesterday, the old lady said that if one person painted the garden into a room, it would be fine if everyone painted it together, just like' having fun'. I am not a meticulous worker, nor can I draw people, so it is difficult to quit. " Daiyu said, "People are easy, but grass is difficult." Li Wei said. Maybe one or two feathers should be decorated. Daiyu said with a smile, "Other grasshoppers don't draw. "。 Yesterday, mother locust didn't draw. Isn't it short of code? "When I heard that, everyone laughed again. Daiyu smiled and hugged her chest with her hands, saying, "You are quick to draw. I even have an inscription and postscript. I call it>. " Hearing this, the crowd laughed more and more, laughing their heads off. I don't know what fell when I heard a splash. I looked at it quickly, and it turned out that Xiangyun was leaning back. The chair has never been put down, and he laughs his head off. He is not alert. He made two mistakes and leaned to the east. Fortunately, he was blocked by a partition. Fang gradually stopped laughing. Baoyu and Daiyu blinked. Daiyu understood, so she went to the inner room to lift the mirror and took a picture. She found her temples a little loose. She quickly opened Li Wan's makeup, took out a sip, took two sips in front of the mirror, and finally cleaned it up. She came out and pointed to Li Wan and said, "This is for you to take us to sew and teach us truth. "It's my fault. I really hate it. I only wish you an interested mother-in-law and a few wicked brothers-in-law tomorrow. Try not to be so naughty then. "
Forty-five
After singing and writing, she is going to bed. The servant girl reported, "Master Bao is here." Before he finished speaking, he saw Baoyu wearing a big hat and hemp fiber. Daiyu smiled unconsciously: "Where is the fisherman?" Baoyu asked quickly, "How are you today? Did you take your medicine? How much did you eat today? " As he spoke, he took off his hat and hemp fiber, raised the lamp with one hand and covered it with the other, took a close look at Daiyu's face, and said with a smile, "You look better today."
Dai-yu took off her hemp fiber, wearing only a half-worn HongLing jacket, a green sweat towel, a pair of oil-green silk trousers, a pair of cotton socks embroidered with gold and a pair of butterfly shoes. Daiyu asked, "It's afraid of rain above, but aren't these shoes and socks below afraid of rain?" It is also very clean. " Baoyu said with a smile, "I have a whole set. I just wore a pair of clogs and took them off the balcony. " Daiyu saw that this hemp fiber hat was not sold in the ordinary market, so it was exquisite and light. She said, "Is it made of straw?" I don't dress like that hedgehog. Baoyu said, "These three things belong to the King of Beijing. "。 He does the same at home when it rains. You like this, so I'll get you one. Everything else is just that this hat is interesting, but it is alive. When it snows in winter, I put on my hat and went down to the top of the mountain smoking bamboo tiles. It snows in winter Daiyu said with a smile, "I don't want him. "。 If I wear it, I will become a fisherman in the painting, wearing a costume. "At some point, I remembered that I didn't feel anything, and I was connected with what Baoyu said just now. I regret it. I blushed and fell on the table coughing.
I can't write it down ... that's all for now. I feel good, but it's not too sad. ...
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