Which joke has made you laugh so hard recently that you can't take care of yourself?

Maybe it's the holiday. I've become particularly dependent on magazines. Even if my friends "trick" me into going out to play, I just want to stay at home and watch plays and magazines comfortably. I've read some good jokes recently, and I really can't even stand up straight. I will share them with you.

Joke 1: When you bought Apple IV, I bought a refrigerator and a washing machine! You bought 4s, I bought an air conditioner and some small household appliances, and you bought 5s, I bought a computer! I bought a 52-inch TV when you bought 6! Now your 4/4S/5S have been replaced by stainless steel washbasins, and I already feel at home! The question is, what did Apple give you? Answer: Replace the old mobile phone with a washbasin.

Looking at this joke with iphone7 in my hand, I was speechless. I really feel like I made the worst decision in the world. For a moment, I thought I had missed a home of tens of square meters, and then I could do whatever I wanted at home without being disturbed. Thought of here, look at the washbasin at home, look at your mobile phone, and suddenly burst into laughter. How can this be the same?

How did I become so stupid? I began to doubt myself because of a joke, which shows that jokes have a great influence on people. Sometimes jokes can inspire a person and give life a hope.

Joke 2: Walking on the road, I saw my uncle lying on the ground. I hurried up to help him. My uncle looked at me and said, don't move, son. I think you are a student. Go ahead, uncle, I'll wait. I was moved, so hurry up and say, uncle, wait a minute. A Land Rover driver is about to stop the car. Don't worry. Grandpa is also excited: you are really a child. You just don't testify for me. You even have school fees.

Seeing this joke made me feel ridiculous and sad. Where is the bottom line now? Or is there no bottom line at all? In short, there is really no shame, only more shame, one mountain is higher. Touching porcelain can also be like-minded, and it is also drunk.

Young people can buy a luxury car and a house in this way. Through this, I actually found business opportunities (which is really ridiculous) and told me that there are more than one way to make money, as well as touching porcelain and being far away.

In fact, the joke itself is a very happy existence, which can relieve people's mood and gloomy mood. I think people who can think of jokes that make most people happy are really the most interesting people in the world. His own joke can bring such a big result and help so many people. This is also a great achievement, no less than a scientist.