At least 20 simple hilarious jokes, I will adopt the best ones

It’s not flashy, it’s better for people to remember it after listening to it once..."

B: "...Uncle, come and play!"

The boss is here! The shredder pressed back and forth with a frown. When he saw me coming in, he smiled happily and said, "Xiao Wang, do you know how to use it?" I said, "Yes," and I helped him set it up.

The boss clicked the materials in his hands, wiped his sweat, and said to me,

I want five copies, front and back, and they will be sent to my office after a while. .

The girl I was pursuing finally spoke to me: "Will you be my moon?",

I couldn't wait to say: "Yes, yes...",

"Then please stay 300,000 kilometers away from me?"

"..."

The man and his wife were taking a shower in the bathroom, and the man asked his wife to rub his back .

My wife said while rubbing it: "They say women are made of water and men are made of soil.

It seems true. Look at the mud on your body!"

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When it was the man's turn to rub his wife's back, the man said with emotion: "Wife, you are such a man."

Colleague A was taking a shower, but felt hot afterward, so he went out for some air, his foot slipped, and he fell A man with his arms and legs spread out.

Colleague B happened to see me. He stared blankly for a few seconds and then walked away indifferently.

Colleague A reluctantly got up and went back to the bathroom to soak himself in bubbles. Sudden power outage, big embarrassment.

Colleague B rushed to say: "I thought you got electrocuted, so I went to close the main gate."

2. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting Passers-by watched,

A police officer came over and asked: "What happened?"

Drunk man: "I don't know, I just arrived."

3. Night I looked for my son's only child certificate at home and found the real estate certificate, graduation certificate, birth certificate, and leaving the kindergarten certificate...but there was no only child certificate.

My son was playing nearby, looking at me sweating profusely, and said faintly:

"Mom, haven't you found my certificate yet?" This funny son.

4. At the wedding, the groom offered a reward to the person who drank the most beer.

A friend of mine drank 20 glasses of wine, walked wobbly, and won the first place.

When the prize was given, everyone watched with admiration as the groom solemnly took out a tube of Chinese toothpaste! ! My friend cried on the spot.

1. I am fat and my boyfriend is thin. It rained heavily at night, so we each held an umbrella.

Suddenly, there was a heavy storm. My boyfriend suddenly threw away his umbrella, hugged me tightly, and shouted: "Ah! Fatty, I'm going to be blown away." Passers-by looked sideways, covered their mouths, and snickered,

I really want to slap this idiot to death on the spot!

2. I was having a great time playing games, but suddenly I remembered that it had been a day, and I hadn’t written any materials for the unit, nor had I made any slides.

I suddenly felt that I was so bad for being so inattentive in playing a game.

3. Today the company leader called our department: "Is XX here?"

I said: "He is." The leader: "Ask him to come to my office."

I said: "Okay." After hanging up the phone, I wiped,

I didn't know which leader was calling! Awkward!

4. I just read my husband’s palm and found that my husband’s lifeline is very long, but mine is very short. So I deliberately said sentimentally: "I may only live to be 50 years old!"

I hope my husband can say something touching, but the second-rate guy was stunned for a moment and said:

"Then don't pay for the pension insurance. You won't get it anyway!"

The company manager arranged for Liu Er to go on a business trip. Liu Er said: "Let someone else go on a business trip! I'm afraid of derailment."

The manager said: "The probability of our train derailing is extremely low.

”

Liu Er said: “I’m afraid that my wife will cheat on me!” The probability of my wife derailing is greater than that of the train.

If the train derails, you will lose your life, but if your wife derails, you will be embarrassed. ”

2. I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every day when I go out, I can’t help but look back and check whether the door is locked.

In order to overcome this problem, I now always use the window when I go out.

My heart warmed, thinking that when the child grows up, he will know how to care for others.

In the end, the little kid covered me with the quilt from feet to head and said lightly: "Rest in peace." Let's..."

4. I went to attend the wedding of a black couple today. The host was really bad. He said to the relatives and friends in the audience:

"We all wish them well together. Is it okay to give birth to a fat and white boy every year? ”

Everyone said in unison: “Okay! ”

A certain woman worked at a mobile company, and her work was either sitting at the service desk to handle various procedures,

or going out to sell recharge cards. That day, she shouted to her colleagues in the office: :

“Do you want to sit on the stage today, or go out with me to sell? ”

2. The police caught the thief and found a large number of fashion magazines in his home.

The policeman was very puzzled and asked: “Do you want to do the clothing business?” "

The thief said embarrassedly: "The main thing is to see where the pockets of the new clothes are?

3. In the first aid class, the teacher asked in class: "What would you do if your younger brother or sister accidentally swallowed the key?" After some reflection,

A classmate stood up and said: "Teacher, I will climb in through the window."

4. The waiter at the online store asked the seller: "Selling things online, What's your biggest feeling?"

The seller said without hesitation: "I never received it