A shorter fourth-grade math joke, twenty words.

1. Mother: "Obviously, you have been in school for more than three months. Which do you think is easier to learn, Chinese or math?"

Mingming: "I am eager to learn math."

mother: "why?"

Mingming: "Because there are many new words in Chinese, there are only to 9 numbers in mathematics."

2. In math class, Xiao Ming was sleeping at his desk, but the math teacher didn't notice, and he was still giving lectures. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked the math class representative at the same table: How long have I slept? The representative of the math class said: You have slept for one class, about 2,4 seconds, 4 minutes, two-thirds hours, one-third of a day, 1,8th of a month, 12,96th of a year, 1,296,th of a century!

3. The baby is good at math, and can count from 1 to 1 at the age of 2. Later, I told him that is smaller than 1.

Today, when I was eating jiaozi, I said, "Baby, how many jiaozi do you want to eat?"

", 1, 2, 3 ..." He picked up a jiaozi. "This is the th one."

My wife roared, "The next generation is still the life of a programmer!"

4, once, art class. I don't know what the teacher said, except that the teacher said, "I just want to say four words' My God'."

A classmate heard this and said, "Teacher, you are wrong. It is simply two words." There was silence for a while, and the whole class burst into laughter.

God, what happened to the math in our class? The teacher is speechless

5. Teacher: Who do you think are mathematicians in our country?

Student: I can't count

Teacher: Yes, Su Buqing is one. What else?

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