Funny sketch fool's school line

Lines are words spoken by characters in a dramatic performance. It is the main means for playwrights to express plots, portray characters and embody themes. The following is my funny sketch fool school line, welcome to refer to!

The phone is ringing!

A: Start the class, start the class.

B: Let's start the class. Start class. Hurry up for class.

Hello, monitor.

B: Hello, er, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman.

A: Whether it's a man or a woman, send her away when she comes.

B: Hmm.

Hey, hello, you two.

Ab: Good morning!

C: You're early. Er, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class?

Ab: I know, I know, I already know.

C: Er, it's a woman.

Ab: I know, I know.

Well, why don't we teach her a lesson later? Give her a nickname.

Well, that's good. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

C: Eh, it's called morning glory.

A: Morning glory is too vulgar, too vulgar, too vulgar.

How's this? Let's call her old hen.

Ah, old hen.

B: Hmm.

A: Bird flu is very serious now. Also, dare to call an old hen.

C: Exactly.

B: That's called, er, why not just call her an old maid.

AC: OK, OK ~ ~ ~

B: That's a good idea. Will you cheer later? (pointing to c)

C: I won't.

B: Then you call (pointing to A).

I don't know, either.

B: Then you won't scream, and neither will she. Who screams?

Captain: Well, yes, the fool will come later. Let him scream.

Uh, good idea, good idea.

A: That's a good idea.

B: Fool, class, class, class.

Stupid student: Here we go. (dancing lap dance) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a handsome guy.

Yeah, yeah, silly.

Stupid student: Yes.

There is a new head teacher in our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. She will come later. You can scream.

Idiot student: I won't fight.

A: Why?

Idiot student: You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut up.

No, I won't lie to you this time.

B, C: Right.

A: Let's scream together.

B, C: Mm-hmm.

Stupid student: Don't lie to me this time?

A, B and C: Yes, I won't lie to you this time. Call together.

Idiot student: OK, let's shout together.

Teacher: Hello, I'm the new head teacher. I heard that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring, and I will put my.

Love, to influence them. Hello, classmates!

A, B and C: Old.

Fool student: virgins are good.

Teacher: Who called the teacher an old maid? Please step forward. (A, B and C take a step back together) ~~ Please stand up, junior students.

Stupid student: Yes.

Teacher: Little classmate, you stand firm.

Fool student: Teacher, the ground is uneven.

Teacher: Little classmate, you know what an old maid is.

Idiot student: My dad says that people who haven't been treated are called spinsters.

Teacher: I am confident and patient. Students, please go to the office with the teacher.

Idiot student: What for?

Teacher: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Idiot student: Really?

Teacher: Really, come on.

Idiot student: Yes, let's eat chocolate.

B: Eh, it's called an old maid, and you still eat chocolate?

C: That's right. I know where we were called, too.

A: Exactly.

Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, Dove chocolate and Di Chin chocolate. Eat and eat. You are full. (Come out) I never punish students.

Son, you can come out now.

Stupid student: Here we go (dancing).

Hey, what's wrong with you? Fool.

Fool, are you all right?

Fool student: The teacher hits people.

A, B and C: Let's see, let's see.

Well, you are badly hurt, aren't you?

B: Nice fight, right?

Teacher: Sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you the first lesson and teach you to read a Chinese character. Please read with me to see clearly. Bei ...

A, B and C: Be

Fool student: Pei

Teacher: Little classmate, please stand up. The teacher thinks your pronunciation is not standard, so I'll teach you alone. Listen carefully, Bay.

Fool: Pei

Teacher: The quilt.

Fool: Matching match.

Teacher: Little classmate, the teacher thinks your pronunciation is not standard. Maybe there is something wrong with your skull. Teacher, enlighten you. Do you have a bed at home?

Fool: Yes.

Teacher: What's on that bed?

Fool: sheets.

Teacher: What's on that piece of paper?

Fool: My mother.

Teacher: What's on your mother?

Fool: My dad.

Teacher: What's on your father?

Fool: No more.

Teacher: What about your quilt?

Fool: They kicked me under the bed. (The teacher beat the fool and the fool came back for a lap dance.)

Teacher: What kind of student is this? I am so angry. Come here, sit down.

Fool: OK.

Teacher: Next, the teacher will give you the second lesson. Come on, little students, please stand up.

Fool: Why me again?

Teacher: The teacher asked you an arithmetic problem. How much is one plus one?

Fool: One plus one equals two. Smart?

Teacher: What are you smart about? What's three plus three?

Fool: (counting his fingers) Three plus three equals six.

Teacher: Well, that's a good answer, boy. But you are too old to break your fingers. Do mental arithmetic, you know? Come on, put your hands in your pants pockets. I'm in. The teacher asks you another question. How much is five plus five?

Fool: Eleven.

Teacher: Which one will be equal to eleven? You take him out to do some calculations. Break your fingers.

Fool: Why is it equal to ten again?

Teacher: Ten is right.

Fool: Teacher, isn't it? I take it as ten, and put it as eleven.

Teacher: Look, that sister is laughing at you.

Fool: Sister, you always laugh. What are you laughing at? You can't count eleven in your life?

Teacher: (slaps him) Don't be angry with that sister, she is a silly uncle. Come here, sit down.

Fool: OK. (dancing thighs)

Teacher: Next, the teacher will give you the third class and connect with you online. Please raise your hand if anyone can answer. Please listen carefully. The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and North Tongzhou can be north and south. Who can answer this question? Ok, just this classmate to answer?

Answer: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop are things.

Teacher: Well, that's a good answer. Who else can raise their hands and answer? Little classmate, raise your hand and you can answer. Come on, please stand up and answer.

Fool: Answer what?

Teacher: Answer couplets.

Fool: What couplets?

Teacher: The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou can be north and south.

Fool: boys and girls, boys and girls have boys and girls.

Teacher: It rhymes. That's a good answer Please, can the teacher ask you one more question? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and they are rosy and fragrant.

(b learn to fart)

Fool: fart doesn't stink, fart doesn't ring, and serial fart doesn't ring.

Teacher: Monitor, don't fart.

Fool: Good man, thank you.

Teacher: Oh, I can't believe this is not difficult for you. Can the teacher ask you one more question? Eat small fish, big fish, scare rice, scare rice to eat, get to the bottom of it.

Fool: Hehe! Your husband presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the ground shakes. (The teacher hit the fool) I got all the answers right, but you still hit me?

Teacher: What kind of students? I am so angry. Come here,

Fool: Sit down (dance).

Teacher: OK (teacher sits down)

Teacher: Monitor, look, the celebration is coming. What programs have our class prepared?

B: What we prepare for the teacher is recitation.

Teacher: recite one first.

Ok, first of all, we recited Xiao Chun for the teacher. In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Birds are singing everywhere around me.

But now I remember that night, that storm.

Fool: A girl has become a sister-in-law.

Teacher: (d) You have changed. Will you change?

Fool: Why did you hit me?

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Fool: The monitor taught me. You hammer, my god, you lied to me again.

Teacher: Come and sit down.

Fool: OK.

Teacher: monitor, this doesn't work well. Change it?

B: OK, boiled beans and roasted beans.

A: The beans are crying in the kettle.

C: I come from the same root.

Fool: Brother-in-law is hitting on an aunt.

Teacher: Bubble bubble (D).

Fool: Why do you always hit me?

Teacher: You made a mistake as soon as I arrived? Come here, sit down.

Fool: OK (thigh dance)

Teacher: Monitor.

B: Yes.

Teacher: What else?

B: The final preparation is three and a half sentences.

Teacher: This is not bad. Come on, show one to the teacher.

All rise.

Fool: Stand up again.

B: Get everything ready.

Bypass the chair.

B: The new century has arrived.

A: Family planning is very important.

C: What is the most reliable question?

Fool: wear a condom

Teacher: What condoms do you bring?

Fool: family planning, with a condom.

Teacher: You also brought props. Come here, sit down.

Fool: OK.

Teacher: Monitor.

B: Yes.

Teacher: Change the last sentence and try again.

All rise.

Fool: Still standing.

B: Get everything ready.

Bypass the chair.

B: The new century has arrived.

A: Family planning is more important.

C: What is the most reliable question?

Fool: Haha, cut it off.

Teacher: (hit D)

A, B and C: Stop it, stop it: Stop it, teacher. The headmaster is here.

Teacher: Where is the headmaster?

A, B and C: Run, fool. (End)