Naruto's joke about I love Luo

1, I love Luo, Naruto, Luwan and others coming out of the ktv room. When I checked out, I said, I'll go to the bathroom first. Then Naruto and others argued about who would pay the bill. After I came out, I took a look at everyone and pretended to suddenly remember something: I forgot to wash my hands. . Then I loved Luo and ran away.

2. I love to go to Muye today, so I pay special attention to my appearance. He went to a black BMW and arranged his instruments by reflecting light from the window. First poke my bangs, squeeze my acne, and touch my green beard. Finally, I felt that there was breakfast residue on my teeth, so I picked my teeth carefully. Half an hour later, the window came down silently: handsome boy, haven't you cleaned up yet? I am going to drive.

Once, I was drunk, and I felt embarrassed when I got up the next day. So I called Naruto and said, "Naruto, I'm sorry, I drank too much last night." Naruto said: "I love Luo! Getting drunk is human nature, but you threw my hamster out last night and shouted "funeral sandblasting!" " ! !" Did you pay for my hamster on purpose?

4. Naruto: Woody Sakura always says that my face is greasy and disgusting. I like it. Do you think so?

I love Luo: (glancing at Naruto) Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

5. I love Luo: If there is no money at home, do you think my father will sell you or me?

Kukuro: I will definitely sell it to you.

I love Luo: I knew you were worthless.

6. I love Luo in Mu Ye Village.

I love Luo: Boss, how much is this sugar-coated gourd?

Boss: Three dollars.

I love Luo: so expensive? ! Our Shayin Village is a dollar a string!

Boss: Mine is denuded.

I love Luo: Then you help me pack the core and sell it to me for a dollar.

7. I like to be with Naruto after the exam.

Naruto: I like it. How did you do in the exam?

I love Luo: I handed in a blank sheet of paper. What about you, Naruto?

Naruto: Hey, me too.

I love Luo: How is that possible? People will say that we are cheating. .

I admit it's cold. . . )

8. Kakashi found a cheat sheet under my desk during the exam. .

Kakashi: Is it yours? Gaara

I love Luo: it's not mine

Kakashi: I won't punish you if you admit it's yours, or I'll give you an O.

I love Luo: (my eyes are red with anger) Don't be wrong about someone, okay? I still have mine!

9. Naruto: Why do you always have to find an excuse to go out every time I sing? Is it so bad that I sing?

I love Luo: I just want others to know that I didn't send you a sandstorm funeral.

10 after n years, I finally fell in love with a girl. Once, a girl was sick ... and was still getting an intravenous drip.

I love Luo, I won't make people happy. I feel embarrassed not to talk. therefore ..

I love Luo: Are you cold?

Girl: It's a little cold. ..

I love Luo; Then I'll ... cover it for you. ...

Girl: (shyly lowers her head) ...

Then I love Luo turned and covered the drip bottle. ..

I hope you can laugh.