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Script 1:

Ms. S in her fifties walked out of the bank. She was dressed in gold and silver and carrying a black leather bag. As she walked, she touched her purse and attached great importance to it.

Ms. S walked to her Mercedes-Benz, and suddenly Mr. H, the robber, ran over and took her wallet.

Ms. s shouted: grab something! Grab what! ......

Qian Huaicai and his girlfriend Sun Yuanyuan happened to be there.

Sun Yuanyuan said: Someone is robbing something, please help.

Qian Huaicai said to himself, Alas, if this happens again, you can't lose face in front of your girlfriend. Throwing caution to the wind!

Qian Huaicai stopped and said, Put down your wallet!

Robber H said, Mind your own business, boy!

Ms. S and Sun Yuanyuan gathered around, and there were only four of them in the whole street.

Ms. s said, I'll call the police.

Qian Huaicai said: No! Just a robber, I can deal with it alone! There is no need to call the police!

The robber said, don't push me!

Qian Huaicai said: Put down your wallet and I'll let you go!

The robber said, so we must win or lose!

Qian Huaicai said: Yes! (to two women) You stand aside and see what I can do with him!

The robber put down his bag, moved all over and said, Come on!

Qian Huaicai approached and said, Come on!

Both sides are putting on airs, and war is imminent!

The robber said, come on! .....

Qian Huaicai said: Come on, baby! Come on! ......

Just about to start work, the robber said, wait a minute.

Qian Huaicai said: Why?

The robber said: Say yes first, don't hit your face!

Qian Huaicai said: Why?

The robber said: I am so handsome, I usually spend a lot of money on beauty. If my face is swollen, it's over.

Qian Huaicai said, well, don't slap.

The robber jumped up and said, come on.

Qian Huaicai jumped up and said, Come on! .....

The robber said, come here.

Qian Huaicai: Wait!

The robber said, what?

Qian Huaicai said: Don't fight below.

The robber said: Why?

Qian Huaicai said: Because I am not married and have no children.

The robber said, OK, it's a deal. Let's go

Qian Huaicai said, come on.

Both sides shouted at the same time: Look at the move!

Both sides pounced on the enemy!

The two women were so scared that they covered their eyes with their hands and were frightened to disgrace: Ah! ...

Then the two women dared to open their eyes.

Qian Huaicai twisted into a ball with the robbers.

Ms. S said: The robber has the upper hand, and your boyfriend is going to lose. To help him.

Qian Huaicai said loudly: Nonsense! I didn't lose! Stay out of it! I can do it alone!

The robbers knocked Qian Huaicai to the ground!

Sun Yuanyuan said, are you okay?

Qian Huaicai said: Of course nothing!

Qian Huaicai suddenly pulled the robber's hair!

The robber screamed, jumped back, touched his hair and said, Wow! It hurts! It hurts! !

Qian Huaicai blew the hair on his hand and said, Now you know my strength!

The robber said, that's a great move! Is this what has been lost in the Jianghu for nearly twenty years? ...

Qian Huaicai said: Yes! This is the martial arts stunt that swept the whole Jianghu in the 1980s: the hand of God!

Two women clap their hands to celebrate: yeah! Won!

The robber stood up straight and said, Hum! I'm not afraid! As long as I protect my hair, see how your' hand of God' hurts me?

The robber put his hand on his head and said, Come on!

Qian Huaicai said: It's really unrepentant! I want to fight!

Two people twisted into a ball again.

The robber pinched Qian Huaicai's neck and said, surrender!

Sun Yuanyuan said, are you okay? Do you need any help?

Qian Huaicai blushed and said, No! You go first. There you are ... What's affecting me ... Play ... Let's go.

Sun Yuanyuan said: Really let me go?

Qian Huaicai said with difficulty in breathing: That's right ... I can only ... do my stunts when you leave.

Sun Yuanyuan said, well, I'll go to your house now. Call me after the game.

Sun Yuanyuan is leaving.

Qian Huaicai said, wait a minute.

Sun Yuanyuan said: Why?

Qian Huaicai blushed and said, you ... remember to go to the vegetable market ... and buy me ... a catty of lean meat.

Sun Yuanyuan said, ok.

Qian Huaicai said with difficulty ... buy another ... golden kale.

Sun Yuanyuan said: Why buy kale?

Qian Huaicai blushed and seemed to suffocate, saying, Chinese kale ... fried lean meat ... is delicious.

Sun Yuanyuan said, ok. I'm leaving.

Sun Yuanyuan walked first.

The robber pinched Qian Huaicai and said, boy! Give it up!

Qian Huaicai said: Look ... Move.

Qian Huaicai's throat was silent, his mouth moved and he kept sucking.

The robber looked frightened on his face and said, you, what do you want?

Qian Huaicai spoke vigorously: Bah!

The robber gave a miserable cry, covered his face with his hand and said, Ah! ...........................................................................................................................................................

Qian Huai wiped her mouth with a paper towel and said, now you finally know.

The robber said: Is this the stunt that shocked the world recently? ...

Qian Huaicai said: Yes! This is a new product in 2007-the mouth of God!

The robber stood up and said, well, you are cruel! I give up!

He suddenly picked up his wallet and ran forward.

Qian Huaicai immediately chased: Stop! You have no sportsmanship at all! Lose and deny it! Don't run!

The robber escaped. He ran into a house happily and said, Come on, today is a bumper harvest.

Several brothers gathered around and said, really! What is this?

The robber opened the bag and said, good harvest, I'll show you.

The robber took out everything in his wallet and said, hey, a catty of lean meat, a handful of cabbage, half a dozen eggs and two corn!

Script 2:

The first act [campus]

{Narrator: Tiezhu's parents walked for several days before they came to Tiezhu's university town}

Father: (on stage, fanning) It's really hot. My family hasn't been home for half a year since I went to college. No, I went to see him with his mother today. (turning around and walking back) Her mother, (on crutches) You'd better hurry.

Mom: Dad, you can't wait for me. How fast can the blind old lady walk?

Father: (stopping, looking up and looking back at his mother) His mother, here we are, our school is here.

Mother: (nodding, excitedly) Are we there yet? Dad, have you read our column?

Father: Let me see (look around)

Zhu: (shouting on the stage) Hey, Xiao Li, you missed me. Let's have dinner together at noon. A new shop has been opened recently, and it tastes good. (passing by parents)

Father: Mom, my column is my column! (Holding hands)

Mother: (throwing a stick excitedly, groping) Where is the post? Column-

Zhu: (Looking back in surprise, shaking his mother's hand and asking his father) Mom and Dad, why are you here?

Father: (adoptive mother) Your mother has been dreaming about you recently. Let's have a look.

Mother: (holding the hand of the post and leaning her head to her father) What nonsense? I didn't expect it. (Touch the cylinder)

Column: (Avoidance) I miss you, I'm fine.

Father: Zhu, you can eat whatever you want. Don't worry about money (pay Zhu)

Column: (hastily accepting the money) One yuan and fifty cents, Dad, (accepting the money and asking Dad) Why is it all small change?

Father: (scratching his head) I haven't had time to change it yet. You can make do with it first.

Liecolumn: Oh ~ (suddenly) Oh, mom and dad, I'm going to class. Why don't you go first? (shoving)

Mother: (taking out her bag) Zhu, don't panic. This is your favorite egg pancake when you were a child. If you are tired of studying, you should make up.

Column: (pushing the bag into mom's hand) mom, I won't eat it. You take it back.

Father: (taking the bag and stuffing it into the column) Here. It is not easy for your mother to get you something to eat.

Lien: OK, OK, (impatiently, looking at his watch) You should go! (Pushing, Dad picks up a stick and gives it to Mom)

Father: (helping mother down the steps together) Zhu, study hard!

Column: (looking at Xiaoli) Xiaoli, you have been waiting for a long time. Something just happened, so ... you won't be angry, will you? (Xiaoli shakes her head and laughs) I knew you wouldn't. Let's go, taxi.

Act II [Hotel]

{Narrator: Tiezhu and Xiao Li are in the hotel}

(At this time, my father and mother slowly came onto the stage.)

Attendant: Please order (Tiezhu hands the menu to Xiao Li).

Xiao Li: Braised meatballs, kung pao chicken and Japanese tofu.

C: Sweet and sour fish again.

{Narrator: At this time, Tiezhu's parents are sitting on the ground outside the hotel window}

Father: (takes out a steamed bread and breaks it in half for mother) Eat it, it's been a day.

Mother: (putting steamed bread to her mouth) Oh, forget it, let's eat it tomorrow. There are not many steamed buns. Dad, give me the water (dad looked for water and turned around and saw Zhu Qin and Xiao Li, and the kettle dropped).

Mother: (touching the kettle) What happened to his father?

Father: (caressing mother's back) Nothing, nothing. (Looking back at Zhu, furious, rushing into the restaurant, slapping Zhu and pointing to Zhu) You unfilial son! (Xiao Li Leng) I killed you today! (Xiaoli stops her dad, Zhu runs, and her dad pushes Xiaoli to chase) I hit you and me!

Zhu: (Mom fell down when she ran out of the restaurant) Dad, stop fighting! Stop fighting! (Father chases out of the restaurant and bypasses mother)

Xiaoli: (following out of the restaurant, she sees her mother lying on the ground and helps her up) Auntie, Auntie, wake up! (takes out his mobile phone and calls Linger) Hey, Linger, come on, something's wrong!

[Black light] {Narrator: Tiezhu's mother was taken to the hospital}

Act III [Black Light] {Narrator: That night, the iron column was lying on the bed in the dormitory, and he thought of his father}

Father: Zhu, you can eat whatever you want. Don't worry about money.

{Narrator: He thought of his mother again}

Mother: Don't panic, Zhu. This is your favorite egg pancake when you were a child. If you are tired of studying, you should make up.

{Narrator: He suddenly felt shameless ...}

Act IV [Hospital Gate]

{Narrator: The next day, Tiezhu's parents asked to leave the hospital. At the gate of the hospital, they saw the iron column.

(Linger is holding her mother, and her father is by her side)

Linger: Auntie, slow down and watch your step. (Looking up in surprise) Brother Tiezhu?

Father: (bending over the post) You! ! (Stand aside)

Zhu: (kneeling all the time) Dad, Mom, my son is sorry for you! ! (kowtowing)

[In the dark, "Grateful Heart", poems, banners and actors all appeared]

Script 3:

Character: Teacher Gu Tao, (male), (female), Xue (male), Long Jiexin (female) and other students.

Story background: Through the college entrance examination, they came together. It can be said that it is fate! But vanity, fame and fortune, struggle and poverty often accompany them. The story begins with the poverty of Long Jiexin and the vanity of Li Xia among them. .....

The first act came from this.

G: hello, everyone My name is Gu Tao. Like everyone else, I just came to this school! Is everyone's full-time class teacher, hope to cooperate happily in the future! Today is our first class meeting when we enter the university! First of all, please introduce yourself! You don't have to be at home, you can speak freely! Then, let's first welcome Mazda students to speak!

Ma: Humanism is: standing in the college entrance examination to see the university, life is like wearing shoes; Standing in the university to watch the college entrance examination, life is like eating barbecue! Oh, it's great to be in college for the first time! I am Mazda, I am successful, independent and successful. Nice to meet you. I am the legendary Mazda just now. Thank you (laughter and applause)

Xia: Life is more wonderful with you. I hope we can get along more harmoniously in the future! My name is Li Xia, and I come from Weifang, the capital of kites! I'm glad to meet you. I hope our three-year college life is full of legends everywhere! (Back to the seat)

Xue: Self-confidence gives me everything! Ordinary is true, truth is beautiful, hello everyone, I come from Heze! That Xue is! As the name implies, my personality is very generous. I hope we can become good friends in the future! (Back to the seat)

Long: Hello, my name is Long Jiexin! I am full of challenges in reality! I like challenges, because I think as long as there are challenges, life in heaven is everywhere! (Excited tone, warm applause)

To tell you the truth, I've heard you introduce yourself! I really miss college life! Some people compare universities to heaven, but I don't think so. In modern society, "survival of the fittest". Since I came to the university, I should cherish this hard-won time! There is a good saying, that is, "How many wars can a person fight in his life? If you don't fight today, when will you fight? " I sincerely hope that everyone can better exercise themselves and create themselves in these three years of college life!

Xue: Teacher Gu, we will remember your words! I think we will redouble our efforts to improve and exercise ourselves in our future study and life.

(Teacher Gu nods appreciatively)

Ma: Alas, Miss Gu, how can I express myself better? Can so many clubs in the school join?

Of course, I encourage you to join various clubs! Can joining a club better display your talents? For example, you Mazda, I think you are more suitable to join the student art troupe of our school. (Ma Hehe laughs) However, everyone must join the club selectively, and don't be blind!

Xia: Teacher Gu, I heard that college life is very romantic. Is it true?/You don't say.

M: Yes, I heard that we can still fall in love! sound of crying or vomiting

Xue: You, loquacious, are first-rate.

Long: No wonder Mr. Gu wants you to join the College Students Art Troupe. It's really good crosstalk material.

(The horse smiles smugly. )

Gu: Romance, of course! But Mazda is not talking about love. Romance is also based on study and practice! Only when these two aspects are excellent can there be romantic capital! Speaking of love, I think this is a new problem. I'm not against love, but I absolutely don't support it! I don't want to say more about this question, because it depends entirely on everyone's consciousness. Who dares to tell me that he came to school to find a wife (burst into laughter)? Let's think about it.

Ok, teacher, don't worry. I will be a widow in the future (the whole class and teacher Gu laughed)

Dragon: Mazda, I find you are a real talent. Don't you dare say that college doesn't fall in love!

M: Of course. Who am I? Lover?

Xia, Xue and Long: Ah! Man: Yes, I'd rather leave me than fall in love! (Everyone laughs, while Teacher Gu laughs. )

The void of the second summer calendar

First act girl dormitory

(Long Jiexin and other students are absorbed in their studies, and Li Xia calls home)

Xia: Mom, I have no money now. Can you send me more money?

Voice-over: OK, son, how are you?

Xia: I'm fine now, but I have no money now. Please send me some money as soon as possible.

Painting: OK, don't worry, son. I'll mail it to you as soon as your father comes! Alas, didn't the child just mail you 1000 the other day?

Summer: I ~ ~ ~ coat, what should we hand in recently?

Painting: OK, I'll ask your father to mail it to you quickly, so don't delay your business.

Xia: Mom, just hang up (Xia hangs up quickly and the dragon walks up to Xia)

Long: Li Xia, did you just call home?

Xia: Yes, what's the matter?

Dragon: Why did you die in such a short time?

Xia: Oh, you know what! I call it saving phone bills, so it took me so long to call home from you. No wonder everyone calls you "chat center"

Dragon: Don't say that. It's close to hearing mom and dad's voice. Well, I heard what you just said. What fees should our school pay? Why don't I know?

Xia: Of course you don't know. This is my intuition. Are you clear?

Dragon: You didn't come home around the corner asking for money, did you?

Xia: You are talking nonsense. I tell you, don't mind my business in the future (Xia angrily walks out of the dormitory).

Roommate A: Jachin, ignore her!

Roommate b: I found that she is particularly fond of showing off recently, and she has to compare everything with others! Besides, all you buy are famous brands.

Long: I also found something wrong with her recently.

Roommate A: I also heard that she spends all day in the coffee shop instead of going to class.

Dragon: No, I have to go and see what she is doing.

Roommate b: what! Don't you understand that this is vanity?

Long: We're here for school, not for Bimei! No, I have to talk to her about it.

Roommate A: I think you are worried about eating radish with salt! You'd better stay out of her business so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

Roommate b: yes, Jachin, I think XXX has a point, so you'd better leave it alone.

Dragon: No, I have to see it. Take care of it (carrying the bag in a hurry)

Roommate A: There's nothing I can do about her.

Act II: School Park

Long: Li Xia, I want to talk to you.

Xia: Tell me about it. What are you talking about?

Dragon: I think you seem a little abnormal recently.

Xia: No, I'm kidding. I'm normal.

Dragon: Are you a little vain?

Xia: What's the matter? What do you care?

Dragon: Actually, I want to tell you that we college students don't have to do this. After all, we are still students and have no income.

Xia: I see, you don't have to tell me the truth! However, if you look at other students' computers, mobile phones and MP3 players, I have nothing. Others are so great, but I am so small.

Dragon: Li Xia, do you think it is necessary?

Xia: Why not? It's called taste. Do you know taste?

Dragon: Yes, vanity. I hope you can position yourself correctly.

Ok, Long Jiexin, the direction is right. You're absolutely right. I am on your side.

Xia: Long Jiexin, you told the teacher. What a crow!

Dragon: Teacher Gu ~ ~ ~ Gu, why are you here?

C: I've been here for a long time. I heard all your conversations just now, Li Xia! Vanity is indispensable. The key is where your vanity lies. If you are vain in your studies, I fully support you.

Xia: Actually, I have nothing to do with the teacher. It's a bit unbalanced to see people so fashionable.

C: Just catch up with others. Do you remember our first class? I remember what everyone said clearly! Remember: if you haven't finished your studies, why are you vain! You might as well listen to this story: in a university, there is a college student about your age who just entered the university and is as vain as you! Try to get money at home all day! Buying famous brands, eating good food and comparing with others have almost become his only hobbies in college! In this way, he recklessly squandered his parents' hard-earned money! One day, he suddenly received a phone call: "Father is critically ill, come back soon". He hurried home, but his father left the home that had made him work hard all his life the night before he came back! He cried bitterly, and later learned that his father accidentally fell from the upstairs and died while working on the construction site in order to get him money! This student has lost too much for vanity! He regretted it. He doesn't understand why he values vanity so much. If he continues to sink, he will be sorry for his dead father. From now on, I will study hard, not for anything else, but to comfort my old father's spirit! In fact, the hero of this story is right in front of us. His name is Gu Tao. I don't want my students to make the same mistakes as me.

Wrong. "(GuTao eyes moist a lot)

Xia: Miss Gu, I was wrong. I should not learn to be so vain!

It's not too late for you to know your mistake! Correcting mistakes is a good student.

Dragon: Yes, Li Xia, if we change, we will become good sisters.

All right, let's go. I invite you to dinner today, and we will have a good meal like those big shots.

Xia: Teacher, this is called vanity.

Dragon: No, it's called.

Ancient dragons: taste

Scene 3: Brotherhood

Act I: Talking about the classroom

Ma: (singing) Can we still eat? I have been begging in restaurants for thousands of years!

Xue: You can only eat. What else can you do?

Ma: I can also speak cross talk, saying that the classical Chinese in the Song Dynasty is so rich, and I have the ambition to fill the hole with floating balls.

Xue: Not again! Who doesn't know you have a good mouth? You're catching up with the parrot.

Ma: No personality cult. Hehe ~ ~ ~

Xia: What are you talking about? It's quite lively.

M: Just chatting.

Xue: What genius? Put a high hat on yourself. What about him, our crosstalk master Mazda?

Xia: Coat, have you noticed? Jachin is a little abnormal.

Xue: Yes, I seem to realize that, too.

M: What's not normal?

Xia: I always see her eating steamed bread in the dormitory all day instead of going to the restaurant!

M: What's unusual about this? This is a fine tradition of carrying forward hard work.

Xue: Don't interrupt, go on!

Xia: I also vaguely heard what happened at her house? Something seems to be wrong with her mother.

Xue: Isn't she usually quite quiet ~ ~ ~

Man: What? I think we should give her a good hand.

Xia: I think it should be like this (several together)

Scene 2: the love of classmates

Xue: (on the phone) Li Xia, you must call Ya Qin out. This glorious and arduous task is left to you. Hey, Mazda, you ready?

M: ok.

Gu: Xue, are you ready?

M: Well, don't worry, teacher. If I do something, you can have 100.

(Old cell phone ringtone)

Gu: Are you there? Okay, okay, here comes the classmate.

Dragon: Li Xia, what do you want me to do? I have work to do.

Xia: Oh, you will know when you go.

Dragon: Then don't delay my afternoon.

Xia: We can't delay. Don't worry. I see, Mr. Gu. There she is.

Several students are singing birthday songs with candles and cakes. )

Dragon: What's this?

M: Today is your birthday.

Gu: What, you forgot your own birthday?

Xia: Happy birthday, Sister Street.

Dragon: Thank you, thank you.

C: (holding a paper bag in his hand) This is a small gift from our classmates. Take it!

Dragon: No, no, teacher.

Gu: We also know something about your family. Give these to your mother and find a good doctor.

Long: Thank you, teachers and students.

Man: What's so good about that? Don't forget that we are brother and sister, close friends.

Yes, we are brother and sister, best friends! Brother and sister have a deep friendship.

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