Cold jokes in real life

Passenger: How can I get to the subway station here? Conductor: Go down.

On this sunny morning, there was a quarrel downstairs. The old man blamed the grandmother next door for stacking things in the aisle. 1 hour later, the debate about whether the aisles can be stacked changed to grandma questioning the other party's gender: is Nong a man or a man?

Once a friend watched a CD at home, and the quality of the CD was not good. The friend said, "Why are there so many Marx?" It took a long time to realize that he was referring to Massek!

In junior high school, the role says "white-haired girl"

A boy (Yang Bailao): I pulled two Jin of red rope and tied it for my daughter. ...

Teacher: It's not like wrapping a mummy …

A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. Dude, say no politely.

I said, that won't do. Once a year, be sure to bring it.

Mr. Huang loves the revolution. In order to commemorate the Red Army, he named his son "Jun".

One day, I sent my son to class and saw the No.8 bus stop.

So he shouted at his son: Huang Jun, run, the Eighth Route Army is coming! ~~~

When I was in junior high school, my teacher asked me to recite Mulan words (the teacher was BT), and I was nervous.

When my brother heard that my sister was coming, he slashed his knife at his parents (pigs and sheep) .......

The whole class laughed and laughed at themselves, and I forgot all about the rest. Fortunately, the teacher didn't punish me ~ ~

I received a phone call at the company, which was promoted by a clothing company and kept saying that I would make uniforms for a big company. I grabbed the gap between each other's speeches and blurted out: "Our company is not in dressing the!"

The other party whispered for a few seconds, said "I'm sorry" and hung up.

In physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away! !

The teacher is no longer a person ~

Once a female classmate was said to have fierce eyebrows. She looked at herself in the mirror for a long time and suddenly turned to me and asked, "Is my chest hair nice?" Are my eyebrows fierce? )