Frog joke story 123

Frog joke story 123 1: Never flirt with a good woman.

A few days ago, I watched a war movie. After reading it, I suddenly felt a sigh. With the improvement of people's material living standard and the decline of ideological and moral level, many words began to deteriorate. Take the word boss as an example. It used to be short for commander in chief. But now, the bosses are no longer military generals in military uniforms, but have become a group of paunchy people, drinking and eating meat every day, rewarding when they are happy, and swearing when they are unhappy.

Another example is masturbation, which is a normal military term. If the enemy dares to invade, we will shoot him, but now it has changed its meaning and become synonymous with sex. Similar terms include masturbation and revolutionary work.

Another example is miss, which used to be a respectful name for young girls and contained some noble meanings, but now it has become synonymous with prostitutes. In the past, calling someone miss may win a sweet smile, but now calling someone miss may be looked down upon or even scolded. Similar words include chicken, pheasant and chicken head.

Another example is homosexuality. I don't know when it became synonymous with homosexuality

If we make a hypothesis, what will happen to a boss now if he goes back to the past as a boss?

He was reading a military map in his room when an old lady came in. ? Comrade, you have worked hard. ?

The boss glared at eyes bigger than an egg and quickly said, no, no, no, I'm not gay. ?

Aunt said:? You are so hard, my aunt will make you a chicken to comfort you. ?

The boss quickly said:? No, auntie, you are too old.

Aunt said:? What's wrong with cooking chicken? I have been cooking since I was a child. Besides, you've been making love so hard during the day. What does Aunt do for you?

The boss is busy explaining:? No, no, no, I didn't have sex during the day. ?

? Oh? So you're not the shooter? You must be the boss, right?

The boss is relieved: by the way, I am the boss. ?

More jokes, it is better to recommend animals:

Joke: Animals are worse than animals.

Aunt went on to say:? I know the boss doesn't masturbate, but he masturbates. ?

The boss turned blue: no, aunt.

Aunt said:? Don't say that you don't take a needle and a thread from the masses! Aunt's chicken is ready! ?

The boss held back for a long time and said, it's not that you can't flirt with a good woman without taking the needle and thread of the masses! ?

Frog joke story 123 2: I had an affair on the bus.

? Today is really lucky. ? I secretly said to myself. By the way, I stole a look at the beautiful young woman next to her, well dressed and with long hair. ? Just my type. ? Shortly after getting on the bus, she sat next to me. Look at her round and mature posture. From time to time, there was a strong aroma coming from her body, which made me feel relaxed and full of thoughts.

I saw her fumbling in her satchel and suddenly said, hello. ?

I am flattered. I should have called first. Let her talk first. Damn it. In desperation, I quickly replied:? Hello. ?

She turned her head and smiled at me, nodded slightly and lowered her voice: it is inconvenient for many people to talk in the car. Can you hear me?

? Yes, yes, I can hear you clearly. You and I are close at hand, how can I ~ ~ ~?

She didn't wait for me to finish. Suddenly, the expression and expression went up:? Why didn't you call me?

I gasped: No ~ ~ I don't call, you know we just met ~ ~ I don't have your phone number yet ~ ~?

She still didn't wait for me to finish, QiangBai way? Come on! Don't make any excuses. If you don't play, you don't play. Why do you pass the buck?

I don't know how to answer her question. I had to stare at her and wait for a while.

Her face softened gradually, and she said softly, Look at you! Tell you what! I will punish you for going shopping with me. I took a fancy to that dress last time, and I want to buy it today. ?

I felt my wallet in my pocket, and there were some poor pennies in it. I murmured:? Is it expensive? I don't have much money. My salary is not high. Recently, I always raise money for my friends.

? Why are you wordy? When have I ever spent your money? I have my own money. You just stay with me. ?

Hearing this, I was in high spirits. I don't have to spend money to go shopping with beautiful women. It's really a blessing that I have cultivated eight generations! I was about to say a few words of praise to her when she said, Do you think that dress is red? Is the black one better?

Ha ha. I never got a chance to show myself when I asked questions. I just read a book about color, which is my strong point! Let me talk about Kan Kan: For you, these two colors are good, red is warm, unrestrained and has strong visual impact; Black is calm, calm and full of mystery. Personally, I prefer black because ~ ~ ~?

? Why bother? I'll take the black one if you like. I'm almost at the station. Come with me when I get there! ?

I nodded vigorously, like garlic, and repeatedly said: Of course, of course, of course. ?

? Give me a kiss. ? She jiaosheng way.

? What? I didn't reflect it at the moment, it was too direct! I am a little at a loss: this ~ this ~ ~ we have known each other for such a short time, and there are so many people on the bus, will we meet ~ ~ ~?

? Please, don't be such a bitch. If you do this again, I'll never talk to you again. Give me a kiss! ? She's getting impatient.

She asked again and again. If a man like me doesn't take action, I will really lose the face of all men in the world. No matter what public place, there are many people. To hell with ethics and rules ~ ~ ~ All ideological struggles are completed in one thousandth of a second. I gathered up my courage, closed my eyes, pursed my mouth and leaned down.

? That's right! Good boy, I'll give you a kiss, too ?

How can I not take the initiative? I put my mouth straight to meet that passionate moment.

? Dad?

I covered my cheek burned by a loud and powerful slap, opened my eyes and looked at her in confusion.

? You want to be a gangster! ! ! I am not easy to mess with! ! ! ?

I was just about to defend myself. I saw her with long hair, took out a pair of Bluetooth headphones from her ear and put them in her bag, and left proudly.

I fainted in the abuse of the whole car.

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