A humorous joke that makes you smile.

1. I went to the railway station to buy a ticket just now. The conductor asked me where I was going, and I said, Dongguan? He smiled knowingly.

I quickly explained:? It is not what you think. I go to work there. ?

He smiled more meaningfully. . .

2. But one day, Liu Bei said to Mrs Mi. Can you tell me when you laugh?

Mrs. rice said: But ... . ?

Liu Bei said: But?

Mrs. rice said: I'm scared. . . ?

Liu Bei said: What are you afraid of?

Mrs. rice said: You said before that you would kill me if I slept with another man. ?

Liu Bei. . .

3. Seeing the office playing Lianliankan during lunch break, my colleague Xiaoli said: You are so boring. What's so funny about this stupid game? My cousin just opened a shop selling game software. I will find you an exciting game to play. ?

I saw Xiaoli pick up the phone, dialed it wildly and said, Cousin, do you have any good games there? Please find us a difficult one. It must be fun, suitable for female white-collar workers and exciting. . . ?

Just then, the director came back from eating out with a black line on his face. How dare you talk about finding someone in the office? A man? Come and play, it's also exciting. . . ?

The office immediately boiled. . .

4. A female chat friend chatted with me and said: My brother's room is bigger than mine, and the bed is not a single bed. Is it son preference?

Me:? No, that's because your father only allows your brother to take women home to sleep, and you are not allowed to take men home to sleep. ?

Grandpa asked his grandson: If I give you the management of the yard, will the pig complain about the poor feed, the dog complain about the low pay and the donkey condemn the poor working environment? What would you do?

Grandson thought for a moment and said, I want to change feed for pigs, raise wages for dogs and improve the mill environment?

Grandpa sighed: In this case, our hospital will be in danger. You should tell them the wolf is coming?

Recently, the city has been very strict about motorcycle violations. A friend of mine has a complete file. When he saw Pol.ice checking the car on the road, he deliberately rode to the side of Pol.ice and was stopped by Pol.ice. He proudly turned out all kinds of documents and found that Pol.ice fined him 200 yuan for wearing slippers and driving a motorcycle.

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