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Recently, the super brainwashing network golden sentence

1. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I stretched my leg and tripped you 1. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

2. Many people are busy for their dreams at first, and then they are so busy that they forget their dreams.

3. The biggest pessimism in life is to see your appearance, your education and your salary, and have a strong desire to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

The most sincere person in the world is a liar, because only a liar can really cheat you.

The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not only because it worked hard, but because its parents were white swans.

6. Don't find someone who doesn't love you; Don't please those who don't help you; People who don't miss you will never bother. Love those who love you, in the first place; People who help you, make friends with him; Remember the people who miss you!

7. Sometimes crying can solve the problem, provided that you are beautiful enough.

8. When I was a child, I thought that life was a leap in piano, chess, painting and poetry. When I grew up, I discovered that it turned out to be rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

9. You can do anything when you can; You can't do anything when you can't; So we must do it, and if we can't, we must do it. -This is reality.

10. Some things can be changed without hard work. No matter how beautifully designed the RMB of 5 10 is, it is not as pleasing as the RMB of 100.

1 1. Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle, and you can't sleep at night because you never get up early in the morning.

12. I am also lazy, just because my face is different and my fate is completely different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly!

13. If you know too much, you will become an orphan in this world. You know: there are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.

14. There is a gap. Your talent is not worthy of your dream, your ability is not worthy of your ambition, and you have failed your suffering.

15. moving can't replace feelings, and nostalgia can't go back to the past. Time is a knife that pierces hypocrisy. It verifies lies, exposes reality and dilutes promises.

16. If everything needs to be pulled in front and pushed behind, then you are not far from death.

17. Now people, you tell him the truth, he thinks you are lying; When you lie to him, he thinks you are telling a joke. You told him a joke and he actually took it seriously.

18. Don't judge others' looks, because they don't depend on you for food; Don't judge the virtue of others, because you may not be as noble as him; Don't judge other people's families, because it has nothing to do with you.

19. Real leisure is not doing nothing, but being free to do what you are interested in.

20. What doesn't belong to you is not yours even if you chase it for a lifetime. For a person who doesn't care about you, waiting for ten years is no different from waiting for ten seconds!

2 1. Don't complain about the injustice of heaven, and don't complain about the ups and downs of fate. A truly brave person dares to face a bleak life. Only by daring to accept the truth and not competing with anything in the past can we have the energy to change our unhappy fate.

22. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, and you only know it is a piece of ginger when you bite it.

23. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

24. Young man, you think you are sad, but in fact you didn't sleep well; You think you have a bad temper, but you are not full; You think you missed, but in fact you are too idle.