Humorous stories about China people

I wrote 300 interesting stories about Chinese characters.

Melon:

Fable story: sun melon

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Sun Mountain where an old man lived. He planted sun melons all the year round. The old man is honest, peaceful and compassionate. He is warm and kind to everyone, even beggars.

At the foot of Sun Mountain lived a pair of poor brothers who lived a hard life. Always hungry. The two brothers heard that the old man in Sun Mountain is honest and kind, and he is poor and ready to take refuge in the old man in Sun Mountain. So the two brothers waded through mountains and rivers, took pains and walked for many days, and finally arrived at Sun Mountain. The two brothers explained their purpose, and the old man was full of joy. He promised the two brothers and arranged for them to work in Sun Mountain. Lao Sunman said: "The sun melon on the Sun Mountain is a god melon. It will be planted in 1979 and needs water and blood for irrigation. Go to the clear spring at the foot of the mountain to carry water, one load of water and two drops of blood, and drop them into two buckets of water to mix well. After 49 years, the melons are ripe, and each person has a melon. They will bring you happiness as long as you work hard. Go ahead. " Say that finish, I went to work.

The two brothers each picked a bucket and went to fetch water with everyone. At first, the boss picked a bucket of water like everyone else, bit his middle finger and dropped a drop of blood in each bucket. Later, the boss thought, aren't you exhausted by dripping blood and carrying water like this? The boss thought of a way to fill the water first, pour some on the way, and get some red soil from the hillside as blood and put it in the water, which is both labor-saving and blood-saving. Moreover, he told others behind their backs that they were lazy and didn't do well, that he worked hard, and asked Lao Sunman to give him a big melon. Old Sun just smiled and said, "Young man, work hard and you will be happy."

Besides, the second child, a look at the melon field, Sun melon has been planted for many years, a * * * 749 melons, the original * * * has 47 people, plus his brothers, just 49 people, one for each. As he worked, he thought, I'm sorry that people have worked hard for many years and have to get a melon by themselves. The second child blushed more and more, and he made up his mind that others would pick one, and he would pick two. When others dropped two drops of blood, he would drop four drops of blood. Before others got up, he got up and did it, and everyone else fell asleep. He will get dressed and secretly pick more goods than others. Only in this way can he feel worthy of the sun melon and feel at ease.

Forty-nine years have passed in an instant. Look at Huang Chengcheng again, the golden sun melon has matured, but it is big and small, and it is still alive when it is ripe. One day, Lao Sunman called everyone to Sun Gua and said, "We have worked hard for forty-nine years, and only after hard work can we get results. Melons are big and small. Go to your master. " Say that finish, the sun quickly rolled up. The boss thought that the big melon would come to me soon. But I watched the biggest melon slowly roll to the second child, while the smallest melon came to the boss. At this time, I only heard Lao Sunman say, "You can use whatever you want. Just tell the sun melon and someone will bring it."

Wang Po said.

Wang Po moved from the countryside to the city, forced to make a living, found a piece of land, and started a watermelon business with her husband Wang Mazi. At that time, women rarely appeared in public, and even fewer people went to the streets to do business. Wang Po was all dolled up and soon attracted a large number of strange-looking people. Coupled with her glib mouth and exaggerated publicity effect on her own melons, they soon sold out.

After tasting the sweetness, Wang Po soon sold a batch of watermelons from the countryside, thinking of making another sum of money. Who knows, because the watermelons sold before were far from what she said, the market was destroyed. People who buy melons are widely circulated. It is said that the woman who sells melons on the street speaks well, but the melons she sells are not so good, and no one buys her watermelons anymore. Soon, these unsold melons all rotted away.

False advertising won't last long. Mrs. Wang boasted about selling melons, which can be said to be a precedent for false advertising.

ⅱ. Interesting stories about Chinese characters

China's written legends were first created by Cang Xie. Only with written words can human beings truly enter the civilized era. The creation of characters in Cangjie was initiated by China and the source of Chinese civilization. A stone tablet of Cang Xie Temple in Sanhuali, south of Qishan County, records the legend of Cangjie's word-making.

According to the myths and legends in ancient books, Cang Xie, named Huangshi, is the official history of Xuanyuan Huangdi. According to historical records, Cang Xie with four eyes was born with virtue. He often observed the bending trend of Kuixing, observed the traces of birds and animals' hooves, and created the original characters according to their similarities, which eliminated the ugliness of knots at that time and created the foundation of civilization. He was addressed as "Cang Xie of Wen Zu".

Ancient people can only talk but can't write, so it is inconvenient to record things. Legend has it that once, Cang Xie's mother went out to pick mulberry, and Cang Er was knitting baskets at home alone. Suddenly, a friend of the same year came to tell him that a tiger on the mountain killed a yellow cow in the village and ate it. Cang Xie was so angry that he made an appointment with a partner to kill pests. Before he left, he drew a tiger on the western wall and a circle with a small dot in it, which means he won't come back until the sun goes down. When Cang Xie's mother came back, she saw a tiger painted on the wall, and there was a well next to it. She mistakenly thought that her son was driven by a tiger to jump into a well and fainted with anger. In the evening, when Cang Xie came back from hunting, he saw his mother's face sallow and dying. He asked what sadness was, and she explained the reason. She died soon after being frightened. Cang Xie is both sorry and sad. From then on, he rode a donkey and mule, left home, observed local conditions and customs, recorded dialects and dialects, and made up his mind to create words.

There was no paper at that time, so Cang Xie recorded the collected data of bark and reed leaves. The donkey was overloaded and was exhausted when he reached Cangjiemiao Village in Qishan County. Cang Xie couldn't walk any further, so he found a thatched cottage to stay, and he was busy drawing and writing from morning till night. At that time, he was thinking about the words "Chu" and "Chong", which should be "Chong" on the mountain and "Chu" thousands of miles away, but because the frog's cry disturbed his thoughts, these two words were reversed. In a rage, he filled it with thick ink and threw it into a nearby pond. The idea of ink painted all the frogs' mouths with ink, and the frogs stopped barking. Today, the frogs' mouths here are all black. There is a poem that says, "Cangjie has a strong concept of word-making, and the little frog cackles, and the magic pen taps the ink to seal his mouth, and he is silent forever." It is said that Cang Xie created many characters here, and there is a folk poem to prove it: "Cang Xie created a stone millet, Confucius read seven buckets and seven buckets, and the remaining two buckets were useless and scattered to neighboring countries for foreigners."

The word-forming methods of Cang Xie and Cang Xie are discussed in many dictionaries and regulations. "Wrote a book" Lv Chunqiu ". Huainanzi records: "Shi Huang was born as a writer." The preface to Shuo Wen Jie Zi: "Cang Xie, the history of the Yellow Emperor, foresees the hoof tracks of birds and animals, and knows that today can be different and different, so he makes a book about it. "Cang Xie, the recorder of the Yellow Emperor, saw the traces of animals and birds, knew how to distinguish different things from their essence and external manifestations, and began to create words.

Third, humorous stories about Chinese characters

Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind. On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. He estimated that he was wrong again. The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!" Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

Ⅳ interesting stories or stories about Chinese characters.

History of eating lions (read aloud)

Original text-

Lion lover Shishi Shishi vowed to eat ten lions. Shi always sees lions in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are suitable for the market. Shishi is in the right market at the right time. Stone regards it as ten lions, relying on the vector potential to make its ten lions immortal. Stone picks up the bodies of ten lions, which is just right for stone chambers. The stone room is wet, and the stone room is waiting to be cleaned. The first taste of the stone is ten lions. When I was eating, I knew for the first time that there were ten lions, but there were ten dead lions. Trial interpretation is a problem.

Translation—

There is a poet named Shi who lives in a stone house. He likes lions very much and likes to eat them. He vowed to eat ten lions. He often goes to the market to see if there are any lions. One day 10 o'clock, there happened to be ten lions in the market. At that time, Shi Jun also came to the market. He saw the ten lions, so he took down his bow and arrow and shot them. Then, Shi Jun picked up the bodies of ten lions that had been shot and prepared to carry them to the stone room where he lived. Unfortunately, this stone room is very damp. Shi Jun asked his servant to clean the stone house until it was wiped clean. He began to try to eat the ten dead lions. When he was ready to eat them, he found that the ten lion corpses were not real lion corpses, but ten lions made of stones. Now please try to explain it.

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Ⅳ Interesting stories about Chinese characters should be simple.

1, come. Meaning explanation: action words that come and go were regarded as one of wheat in ancient times; Xu Shen explained that Ruimai, which was accepted by the ancestors of the Zhou Dynasty, had two spikes on a stem, like a thorn. The words related to lai are lai, lai and lai.

2. hey. Understanding and pictophonetic characters. It consists of "forest" (representing Shan Ye in the jungle) and "deer", which are beside the sound and the shape, indicating the deer group. Oracle Bone Inscriptions's glyph is "wood" with a deer running in the middle. Deer can no longer be seen in inscriptions on bronze or seal script.

Xiao Zhuan moved the word "wood" in Oracle Bone Inscriptions to the head of "deer" and changed it to "forest", which means that deer will run in the jungle of Shan Ye. Shuowen: "Yes. Leniency, and voice. Ang Lee. "

3. Cheap. Pictophonetic characters are widely expressed, and seal scripts are like houses. It is also a kind of sound, and its image is holding two grains, which originally meant to be the side of the main room. Because the edge is right-angled, it looks square, which leads to the meaning of square, angle and point. Then it is extended to honesty, frugality and strictness, as opposed to "greed"

The word "cloud" is pronounced, with "people" above and "water" below. Together, people float on the water. "People float in water" is a kind of floating situation, so the original meaning of "floating" is "floating", such as a board floating on the water and a corpse floating up. It is also extended to "frying" (because most foods float on the oil surface when frying), such as "fried dough sticks", "fried shrimp slices", "fried steamed bread" and "fried peanuts".

5. The word "rice" is pronounced as cuān, with "being" above and "water" below. Put things in (boiling) water. The common meaning of the word "noodle" is a cooking method, which cooks food with boiling water, such as "noodle soup", "noodle balls" and "noodle cucumber slices".

6. Use "read dí pavilion", with "pavilion" above and "pavilion" below. Together, it is to buy rice. "Rice" can be used as a substitute for grain, so "rice" generally refers to "buying (grain)", such as "rice" and "wheat". Theo is the antonym of "Yao", which means "selling (grain)".

ⅵ jokes and short stories about Chinese characters.

1. Subject: When ... Child: He undressed while wearing pants. Teacher's comment: Does he want to take off the right or wear the bottom of the page? 2. Topic: Among children: One of my left feet was injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3. Topic: Children: After work, Dad goes home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4. Topic: Sad child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. 5. Topic: Come again ... Children: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6. Topic: Babysitting: What are you looking at? Never seen it? Teacher's comment: Don't procrastinate too much. 7. Title: A thriving child writes: a thriving confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8. title: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher: ... 9. Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive. 10. Topic: Sure enough, the children said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water. Teacher's comment: it's a phrase, which can't be separated. 1 1. theme: first ... then ... example: eat first, then take a bath. Children: Goodbye, sir! Teacher's comments: ... 12. Topic: Besides, children: A train passed by, besides, the teacher commented: I'll forget it if I die.

ⅶ Interesting story about Chinese characters, 500 words.

Melon:

Fable story: sun melon

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Sun Mountain where an old man lived. He planted sun melons all the year round. The old man is honest, peaceful and compassionate. He is warm and kind to everyone, even beggars.

At the foot of Sun Mountain lived a pair of poor brothers who lived a hard life. Always hungry. The two brothers heard that the old man in Sun Mountain is honest and kind, and he is poor and ready to take refuge in the old man in Sun Mountain. So the two brothers waded through mountains and rivers, took pains and walked for many days, and finally arrived at Sun Mountain. The two brothers explained their purpose, and the old man was full of joy. He promised the two brothers and arranged for them to work in Sun Mountain. Lao Sunman said: "The sun melon on the Sun Mountain is a god melon. It will be planted in 1979 and needs water and blood for irrigation. Go to the clear spring at the foot of the mountain to carry water, one load of water and two drops of blood, drop into two buckets of water and mix well. After 49 years, the melons are ripe, and each person has a melon. They will bring you happiness as long as you work hard. Go ahead. " Say that finish, I went to work.

The two brothers each picked a bucket and went to fetch water with everyone. At first, the boss picked a bucket of water like everyone else, bit his middle finger and dropped a drop of blood in each bucket. Later, the boss thought, aren't you exhausted by dripping blood and carrying water like this? The boss thought of a way to fill the water first, pour some on the way, and get some red soil from the hillside as blood and put it in the water, which is both labor-saving and blood-saving. Moreover, he told others behind their backs that they were lazy and didn't do well, that he worked hard, and asked Lao Sunman to give him a big melon. Old Sun just smiled and said, "Young man, work hard and you will be happy."

Besides, the second child, a look at the melon field, Sun melon has been planted for many years, a * * * 749 melons, the original * * * has 47 people, plus his brothers, just 49 people, one for each. As he worked, he thought, I'm sorry that people have worked hard for many years and have to get a melon by themselves. The second child blushed more and more, and he made up his mind that others would pick one, and he would pick two. When others dropped two drops of blood, he would drop four drops of blood. Before others got up, he got up and did it, and everyone else fell asleep. He will get dressed and secretly pick more goods than others. Only in this way can he feel worthy of the sun melon and feel at ease.

Forty-nine years have passed in an instant. Look at Huang Chengcheng again, the golden sun melon has matured, but it is big and small, and it is still alive when it is ripe. One day, Lao Sunman called everyone to Sun Gua and said, "Everyone has worked hard for 49 years, and only after hard work can we get results. Melons are big and small. Go to your master. " Say that finish, the sun quickly rolled up. The boss thought that the big melon would come to me soon. But I watched the biggest melon slowly roll to the second child, while the smallest melon came to the boss. At this time, I only heard Lao Sunman say, "You can use whatever you want. Just tell the sun melon and someone will bring it."

Wang Po said.

Wang Po moved from the countryside to the city, forced to make a living, found a piece of land, and started a watermelon business with her husband Wang Mazi. At that time, women rarely appeared in public, and even fewer people went to the streets to do business. Wang Po was all dolled up and soon attracted a large number of strange-looking people. Coupled with her glib mouth and exaggerated publicity effect on her own melons, they soon sold out.

After tasting the sweetness, Wang Po soon sold a batch of watermelons from the countryside, thinking of making another sum of money. Who knows, because the watermelons sold before were far from what she said, the market was destroyed. People who buy melons are widely circulated. It is said that the woman who sells melons on the street speaks well, but the melons she sells are not so good, and no one buys her watermelons anymore. Soon, these unsold melons all rotted away.

False advertising won't last long. Mrs. Wang boasted about selling melons, which can be said to be a precedent for false advertising.

Come:

The boy who cried wolf.

Once upon a time, in a village called Bing Di, there lived a little boy who tended sheep. His name is Xiao Jing. (Koosuke: huh? Is that Uncle Xiaojing? Ai Xiaozhou: Just help my brother ... Don't interrupt this story ... Osamu Tezuka: Sure enough, it's really ominous ...)

Every day, he will take their little sheep to eat grass on the hillside. One of them is a baby sheep named Xiaoci, who loves to sleep! Every time I sleep on the hillside, Xiao Jing is very angry. However, he is the most painful baby sheep in Xiaojing! Do you know why? In fact, it's because he is a little sheep delivered by Xiao Jing himself to his mother ... [Author: I really don't know what I'm doing ... = O = | |

What the little shepherd fears most is that the wolf will eat the sheep. What the villagers are most afraid of is that the wolf will come to eat Xiaojing-because Xiaojing is cute and everyone likes him. Fortunately, the village is small. As long as Xiaojing shouts on the hillside, the villagers will hear it and take the weapon at once. ) Run to the hillside to save people (sheep) ... Perhaps this is the reason why wolves dare not eat sheep (people) on the hillside.

Originally, life was beautiful, but Xiao Jing felt that it was too boring to live like this every day. So he thought of a prank. ...

"The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming ..." Xiao Jing shouted on the hillside.

"Ah, ah, ah ... Xiao Jing is in danger!" Hearing this, Zhu Xiao, who was picking apples in the apple orchard, quickly climbed down from the high wooden ladder, picked up a pair of scissors at hand and rushed to the hillside.

"Too careless." Xiaoguang, who is collecting honey in front of the hive, heard it, picked up a stick beside him and ran to the hillside. (Tezuka: Zhou Zhu, you ... ||||| |)

The little dragon "まだまだだね" playing with the cat at home. Walking towards the hillside with the kitten Karubin in her arms.

"What? The wolf is coming? I want to eat wolf meat ... "Xiao Wu, who was still eating hamburgers on the grass, bit the bread and ran to the hillside.

When they reached the hillside, they found that there was no wolf with Ben-only Xiao sat quietly in a tree and laughed. "Ha ha ... you really believe ... it's stupid! ! ! "

"Cut ..." Sosuke, Xiaoguang, Xiaolong and Xiaowu really couldn't understand Xiaojing's behavior and left angrily.

The next day, Xiao Jing shouted on the hillside again: "The wolf is coming ... the wolf is coming ..."

Hearing this, the town making tea picked up a bunch of lilies and ran to the hillside. ...

Hearing this, the little fairy who is practicing sword picked up the wooden knife and ran to the hillside. ...

Hearing this, Xiao Tai, who is eating gum, picked up a piece of cake and ran to the hillside. ...

Skiing (? ! ) Koike heard it and picked up the sleigh (! ), ran to the hillside. ...

When they reached the hillside, they still found that there were no wolves at all. Sit quietly in a tree and laugh: "Haha ... you idiots still believe ..."

On the third day, Xiao Jing still shouted on the hillside: "The wolf is coming ... the wolf is coming ..."

Hearing this, Uncle Tong, who was still combing his hair, picked up a comb and ran towards the hillside. ...

Xiaohua, who was still guarding the door, said "Wusu" and ran towards the hillside. ...

Abortion, who was still skipping rope, heard this and ran towards the hillside with the rope. ...

Xiao Liang, who was still washing dishes, heard these words and ran towards the hillside with detergent. ...

When they reached the hillside, they found that the sheep and Xiaojing were still intact. "Ha ha ha ... addicted to this young master's gorgeous ability to spread flowers ..."

But the fourth day, the wolf really came. This is no ordinary wolf-this is a blue wolf with glasses, for short, pervert. [Author (holding her head): Don't hit me ... -o-]

He stared at Xiao Jing with bedroom eyes and said, "Come home with me ... be my wife ..."

"You're crazy! ! ! I am a man, and you are a wolf! ! ! "

"Hehe ... I'm a werewolf ..." Whew, the wolf stood up and became a handsome boy. (Bubu: Hold on, I deserve you ... Olive parrot ...) "Kiss my wife and come home with me ..." The wolf hugged Xiao Jing.

"Don't! ! ! "Xiao Jing shouted:" The wolf is coming! ! ! The wolf is coming! ! ! The wolf is really coming! ! ! "

However, no one in the village believes Xiao Jing anymore. Xiaojie is still picking apples; Xiaoguang is still picking honey; Xiaolong is still teasing the cat; Xiaowu is still eating hamburgers; The small market is still drinking tea; Xiaoxian is still practicing sword; Xiao Tai is still eating the cake; Xiaochi is still skiing; Uncle Tong is still combing his hair; Xiaohua is still guarding the door; Xiaoyue is still skipping rope; Xiao Liang is still washing dishes ... Let's continue to do our own thing ... [Author: Believe me, I'm not collecting words ...]

"Whoops ... come and save me ..." Xiaojing cried.

"Ha ha ... kiss your wife, don't cry ... come ... come home with me ..."

In this way, Xiao Jing was abducted by the wolf (? ) go home and eat him dry and wipe him clean. (Tezuka: Zhou Zhu, don't teach bad children ...)

Xiaoci, a little sheep still on the hillside, woke up to find that his master was gone. "Baa baa ..." Baa baa two, and then continue to sink into its dream. ...

Eight, humorous stories about Chinese characters

Why do you care that Director Hu always writes typos, mispronounces and is full of jokes, but never studies with an open mind? On one occasion, the unit edition held a commendation meeting, and he had the right to pronounce Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused laughter. He may be wrong again. The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!" Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if you lose two points! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "

Stories and jokes about Chinese characters

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who told the housekeeper to buy a bamboo pole. As soon as the housekeeper heard that it was pig liver, she blackmailed both ears when she bought it. Back to the county magistrate, she cried and said, "Who told you to buy pork liver? Where did your ear go?" Hearing this, the housekeeper quickly handed the pig's ear and made the magistrate angry to death.

X. Humorous stories about language

A clean female corpse was found in Mawangdui Han Tomb in Changsha, which caused a sensation in the world. During his secret visit to China, Dr. Kissinger made a request to Premier Zhou: "Dear Premier, the excavation results of the No.1 Han Tomb in Mawangdui in your country shocked the world. That female corpse is really a rare treasure in the world! I was entrusted by a famous person in the scientific community in China, and wanted to exchange charcoal around some female corpses with a substance that is not found on the earth. I wonder if your country is willing? " After listening to this, Premier Zhou casually asked, "Madam Secretary, I wonder what your country will exchange?" Kissinger said: "The lunar soil is the soil brought back from the moon by our spacecraft, which should be regarded as something that does not exist on the earth!" "Premier zhou said with a smile," what is my way? It turned out to be something at the feet of our ancestors. " Kissinger was surprised and asked doubtfully, "What's the matter? One of you went to the moon a long time ago. What time? Why not announce it? " Premier Zhou smiled, pointed to a the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon's tooth carving on the tea table and said to Kissinger seriously, "Why didn't we announce it earlier? As early as 5000 years ago, we had a Chang 'e who flew to the moon, built the Guanghan Palace on the moon and lived there. Don't believe me, we will send someone to see her! Why, you China experts don't know these things that are well known to women and children in our country? " Premier Zhou's humorous answer made the learned Dr. Kissinger laugh.

-The female corpse of Mawangdui Han Tomb in Changsha has not rotted for thousands of years, and it is a national scientific research secret, so it should be strictly prohibited to disclose it. Premier Zhou was unmoved by Dr. Kissinger's proposal of exchanging lunar soil for charcoal. He skillfully borrowed the ancient legend of China and politely refused the other party's request.