Now that I have graduated, do you have a funny graduation speech? I urgently need it.

1. What is your alma mater? It’s the place where you scold him eight times a day but don’t allow others to scold you.

University is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus and go and come back again. That is the beginning of another semester; you get on the bus and don’t come back. You have graduated.

3. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

4. The university climbed up from me, put on pants and said to me, leave your youth behind and go.

5. I went to bed with a college admission notice. When I woke up, I found that the notice had turned into a diploma, proving that I had slept here.

Use four years to exchange for a forever memory in your heart.

7. The departure of the leaves is due to the passion of the wind or the unwillingness of the trees. Is the departure of you and me from school the urging of life or the persistence of youth.

8. When a person is about to graduate, he speaks well.

9. The weather is nice today, but there will be no classes tomorrow and none in the future

Please accept it if you are satisfied, thank you