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Write a composition according to the miracle on earth.
However, Zhao Yan's hometown is full of blood and poison gas; Water, salt and soil are alkaline and windy. In the past hundred years, all disasters in China have been the first, because all kinds of weird people have been born, not only in the upper class, but also in the streets.
I have heard many friends and remembered them for a long time. After that, although it was mostly used in books such as "The Whip of God" and "Three-inch Golden Lotus", some story characters were still idle and not adopted. These wonderful things are unheard of. Wouldn't it be a pity if they were abandoned? I suddenly had an idea recently. Why not write it down for future generations to appreciate and learn that past lives is the same? So, think about it, starting today; Each person has nothing to do with it, and the crown is always called "earthly wonders".
-Feng Jicai's summary: Dr. Hua, who knows how to treat teeth, has excellent medical skills. You open your mouth to him, needless to say, which tooth hurts, which tooth hurts and which tooth moves, he can see at a glance.
He can make real teeth as beautiful as dentures, or make dentures as useful as real teeth. Where did he get such a great skill, Fei guess! Mrs. Huada is kind, decent and well-behaved, but she has a bad memory, which no one can remember. She forgot everything as soon as she saw it.
You just went to his clinic to see the worm tooth yesterday, and today you met him in the street. He didn't recognize you as soon as he said hello. Are you bored? To say that he has poor eyes, he never wears a mirror, but why is his memory so poor? This is also Fei guess! Later, something happened to the doctor who came to China, and these two problems were solved. One noon, two plainclothes detectives came to the patrol room. When I entered the door, I asked if there were any black-faced people coming to the clinic this morning.
He looks like a beard, swollen eyes and a big mole next to the right corner of his mouth. Dr. Hua shook his head and said, "It's hard to say."
The detective asked, "What date did you watch all morning?" Dr. Hua replied, "I only watched the sixth one for a long time." The detective said, "This is amazing! There were only six people all morning. How could you not remember? Moreover, the appearance of this person, even if you glance at it in the street, will be remembered for a year.
To tell you the truth, this man robbed a jewelry store at gunpoint in Appraisal Street last month. He is a wanted man. Don't tell me. Does it have anything to do with him? "Dr. Hua usually has no temper, and he will get angry when he hears this." Bang! "On striking table, tooth extraction forceps jumped high on the table. He said: "My China family has been practicing medicine for three generations, saving lives and never doing anything against their conscience.
I just can't remember if I can't remember! I know, too. I have to tell you, I will see the harmful guy. Don't come to me, I'll come to you! "When the two detectives saw that the dentist was angry, they showed their white teeth and teeth, unlike pretending. They hesitated for a moment, then bent over and walked away.
In the cold weather, Dr. Hua really ran to the police room in a flurry. I ran so fast that my coat cracked.
He said that the guy who robbed the jewelry store was drinking at a "Hu Chun" restaurant on Kaifeng Road! When the patrolman heard about it, he rushed over immediately and actually caught the black-faced bandit. The detective said, "Dr. Hua, how did you recognize him?" Dr. Hua said, "I was eating in Huchun and saw this guy drinking with someone."
I recognized the mole at the corner of his mouth first. You told me this look, but I'm still not sure it's him. He's not the only one in the world who has a mole on his mouth. Don't make mistakes! But when he grinned and showed his tiger teeth, I showed it to him. Remember, yes! I quickly reported it! The detective said, "I still don't understand." How can I recognize my teeth at a glance? " Dr. Hua smiled and said, "I treat my teeth." I don't know anyone, but I know teeth! " The detective was very surprised. After the news came out, people understood all his guesses.
It is not a problem that he can't remember people, because he doesn't remember people, only his teeth; A dentist, with his mind on his teeth, can his medical skills be high? One of the wonders of the secular world: Su Qikuai, whose real name is Umbrella, started practicing medicine in Xiaobailou area in the early years of the Republic of China, setting the bones and taking the ring, and Tianjin Wei hung the top card. Even foreigners who raced horses and broke their arms and legs came to beg him.
He is a man with long robes and strong hands. He is in his fifties, with red lips and white teeth, eyes and a lock of goatee, and his chin is black and shiny. When I speak, my voice comes from my chest, as loud as a distance. If I enter this class to study drama, I will become Jin Shaoshan's sworn enemy.
His movements are even more "clean". Someone has a broken bone and comes to him. What should he do? When you touch your fingers, you cut the meat through the skin. What's going on inside? You immediately shine. Suddenly, a Bai Niao's hands raced up and down like lightning. There was only a click, and before the patient felt pain, the broken bone was connected.
Stick a plaster and a splint, and the patient will be fine when he goes back. If I come again, I will definitely send a big plaque and bow greatly to express my gratitude.
People have skill and good temper. Dr. Su has a formal rule that whoever comes to see a doctor, rich or poor, must put seven silver dollars on the counter before he is willing to see a doctor, otherwise he will never take a reason.
Is this a rule? That's his rule! People accused him of recognizing money but not people, and his ability was worth seven dollars. For some reason, he got a derogatory nickname called Su Qikuai. Call him Dr. Su to his face and Su Qikuai behind his back. No one knows his name Su Jinsan.
Dr. Su likes playing cards very much. One day, he did nothing. Two card friends came to play, one was short of three, so they invited Dr. Hua, a dentist not far from North Street, to gather together a table. Just as I was having a good time, Zhang Si, a tricycle driver, broke in and leaned against the door. His left elbow was supported by his right hand, and sweat was dripping on his head. The jacket on the neck is wet, and the arm is obviously broken, which hurts enough.
But rickshaw pullers earn money and eat every day. How can they get seven silver dollars? He said he owed it to Dr. Su first, and then he would definitely pay it back. He even groaned when he spoke, which was very painful. Unexpectedly, Dr. Su doesn't listen to games, touch cards, look at cards, count cards, be happy or worried or be surprised or pretend not to be surprised, and his mind is all on the card table.
A card friend couldn't see the past and pointed to the door with his finger, but Dr. Su kept staring at the card. The nickname "Su Qi Kuai" is very firm.
Dr. Hua is a dentist. He is famous for his kindness. He said he had to pee, left the card table and went to the backyard, drilled the back door and went around the front street. He quietly called Zhang Si, who was leaning against the door, and gave him seven silver dollars from his pocket. Without waiting for Zhang Si's gratitude, he turned and retraced his steps, entered the room and sat back at the poker table, then casually played cards.
After a while, Zhang Si came into the room and slammed seven silver dollars on the counter, which was louder than ringing the bell.
2. How to write a composition about the wonders of the world? Everyone's childhood is a rich man of time.
Spending money is inexhaustible. Sometimes I feel bored at home, or my father thinks I'm too noisy and sends me out to play, so I can't help but go to the street near my home to watch Liu juggling.
Liu Aauto Quicker is a fat man, who sells sweets on the ground. He took a small wooden box painted green and put it where he stood.
There is a horizontal board full of holes in the box, and rows of cheap red candy bars are inserted in the holes. He tricked the children into buying candy.
The trick is very simple, commonly known as "small bowl nail". There is a piece of yellow cloth like silk handkerchief, two small white porcelain tea bowls and four round red glass balls on the ground. These three ordinary props make him elusive.
He has a tea bowl in each hand. You clearly see two red balls under each bowl. You didn't even blink. Hey! All four balls actually ran to the bottom of a tea bowl. Did the ball go through the ground? In this way, he turned the two bowls over and over, shouting and pointing, as if there was really an invisible god doing his assistant. Four balls came and went, and he couldn't guess where they were. This trick is more difficult to change than the magic on the stage. The stage only faces the audience. The local tyrants in the street are surrounded by a circle of people, and people's eyes come from all directions, so it is easy to see the flaws.
Once, I saw his fingers move quickly and put a ball under the bowl, so I couldn't help shouting, "Under the bowl on the right, I see it!" " "Did you see it?" Fast hand Liu Mingliang's big eyes flashed at me in surprise, and then he said to me with a serious look: "No way! You must be right. If you guess wrong, you have to buy my candy.
""all right! I was right! "I saw it with my own eyes, so I insisted. Self-confidence makes my voice loud.
Who knows that Liu, who is quick, laughed and suddenly turned the bowl to the right. "Look, where is it?" Hey, why is there nothing under the bowl? Only the bowl mouth is pressed on a round mark on the yellow cloth.
Did the ball pass through the yellow cloth and run under the bowl on the left? Liu seems to know how fast I guess, and reaches for the tea bowl on the left. There is nothing in it! The ball is flying? He put two empty bowls together, held them on his head and shouted, "Come on!" " When you shake the tea bowl with your hand, it actually rattles. When you open the bowl, there are actually four more balls in it. Strange, strange, strange! People looking around sighed in surprise.
"how about it? You lost! But if you lose here, you will never be fined. Just buy a candy. This kind of sugar is boiled with pure sugar, and you can't lose money by eating sugar alone.
"My face burned with shame. I bought a lollipop in the laughter of everyone and stood behind the circle of people. From then on, I stood in the back and didn't dare to squeeze into the front to talk.
His tricks are really amazing in my eyes. This is also a person I really admired when I was a child.
He was only in his forties at that time. He is in his prime of life, full of energy, with thick flesh and heavy muscles, white teeth and red lips, and eyebrows as black as a brush. He squatted there like a standing white elephant.
While juggling, while selling sugar, bright and protruding eyes look around and take care of all directions; Keep telling funny jokes. A pair of chubby hands, round fingers but flexible rotation, four balls flickering in these hands.
I had a strange idea at that time. His hands seemed to be double-layered and the ball was always hidden in the interlayer. Alas, childhood thoughts will no longer exist now.
This pair of extremely agile hands is probably the origin of his nickname "Fast Hand Liu". He calls himself that, so everyone in our neighborhood knows his name.
My childhood was spent in this simplest and never-ending local trick, in this mystery that has never been solved, and between his mysterious and delusional Arturo. How many strange pleasures did he give me? People and things that accompany childhood will always disappear with the disappearance of childhood.
I haven't seen Kuailiu very often since I went to middle school. I just met him occasionally when I passed the intersection.
He was still so excited to become a "small bowl ear", with a small green wooden box full of lollipops beside him. At this time, I am a sensible big boy. I won't imagine his hands as double-layered, but I still can't see any flaws. I couldn't help but stand there and watch it with great interest for a while.
I dare say that even the best plays in the world, Ibsen and Shakespeare, can't be watched hundreds of times like me. I went to high school abroad.
When people leave, their childhood and adolescence in their hometown are like closed books. Those beautiful stories, friendly characters, and drunken scenes in the past are like fresh petals sandwiched in the pages, and then become dry memories.
Who can revive the past? My dead grandmother, my missing best friend, my mother's black curly hair, those long-lost beautiful books, the little white cat with green eyes that ran away … and Liu Kuai. In the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I went home for my holiday.
One day, I saw a dozen children yelling at the street corner not far from home. When I looked closer, my heart was pounding. It turned out to be Liu and Aauto Quicker! He still sells sugar and juggling, but he has changed a lot.
I haven't seen him for ten years. It seems that he has spent twenty years. Looks like an old man.
The wooden box lying alone beside me looks sad. It's broken, dark and sticky, and I can't see any green that was pleasing to the eye before.
The hole for inserting sugar on the horizontal plate is the bamboo stick of lollipop, which has been enlarged for many years, and the lollipops inserted on it are staggered. Look at him again. What about the meat on his shoulders, back, stomach and arms? The full curve disappeared, and the sharp bone shape protruded everywhere under his clothes. My face seems a little small, my eyes are dull, and I don't have the spirit of looking around and looking healthy.
I was particularly moved by these hands-he obviously changed hands! The veins stood out on the back of the hand, and the black fingers were covered with wrinkles, shrinking into a ball like an old silkworm that vomited all its silk ... So, all the mysterious breath and peerless skills disappeared from these hands. He grabbed two tea bowls with torn mouths, rummaged clumsily, and four balls bumped into the bowls for a while.
3. Composition of earthly wonders: After reading Earthly Wonders, I heard a saying that ordinary people lead extraordinary lives. Of course, I am an ordinary person. I don't have a beautiful appearance, a clever mind and extraordinary talent, but such an ordinary person has failed to lead an extraordinary life. There's a passage in Feng Jicai's article that craftsmen rely on their hands, and their hands will have unique skills. Have a unique skill, eat
Reflections on the miracle of the world
I have heard the saying "Ordinary people lead extraordinary lives". Of course, I am an ordinary person, without beautiful appearance, clever mind and extraordinary talent. ...
But such an ordinary me failed to live an extraordinary life.
In Feng Jicai's article, there is such a passage: "A craftsman relies on his hands, and his hands will have unique skills. Have unique skills, eat meat, light cigarettes, and stand in the middle of the street; Incompetent, vegetarian, depressed, stand aside. This set is not made by anyone, it is a living method on the dock. " Oh, look at my stupidity. After reading this article, I realized. What I lack is this talent. Don't say that was the way to live at that time. Today, talents are also indispensable. In this era, talented people are not afraid of not meeting Bole, but their talents are not as good as others. With the progress of society and natural selection, the strong survive and the weak are eliminated. This is not cruel, it is just a fact, especially in a special economic zone like Shenzhen, where talents are everywhere, and you will be eliminated if you are not better than others. Therefore, at this stage of our study, we should learn some skills seriously and use our spare time to learn some specialties, so that you can survive in the future society. You can't be a parasite all your life and rely on your parents to feed you!
In fact, I heard someone say that there are no generalists these days, and society only needs talents, but this is a bit weird. These days, talents come forth in large numbers, and what society wants is talents, especially compound talents. In short, you can survive only if you have the ability. Maybe this is too much, but what can I do? This is a hard truth!
4. Write the composition of the characters in life according to the characters in "The Wonder of the Worldly World" (II): the brush Li has white spots! White brush is free!
The third part of "The Wonder of the Worldly World": The wine girl is not drunk for a thousand cups, but I am the only one!
Strange Man of the Earth Part IV: Dead birds can be resurrected!
The fifth wonder of the world: Zhang Dali can top a big fat pig!
The sixth wonder in the world: Master Feng is a miser! Love money like life 1
Miracle on Earth Part VII: China with blue eyes was born, like a foreigner.
Strange Man on Earth (8): A lamb with a good mouth can eat a catty of pepper.
The ninth anecdote on earth: Master Cai knew everything when he was in heaven and earth.
The tenth wonder of the world: Yang carries a cow on his back.
5. Extraordinary mortals-people who read "Romance on Earth" have extraordinary compositions-there are such a group of people who read "Romance on Earth". They are leaders in all walks of life and know their careers like the back of their hands; There is such a group of people; The heart is not high, the spirit is not proud, but the backbone still exists; There are also such a group of people who walk among the people every day, don't eat fireworks, but deeply understand the hardships of the people ... They seem ordinary, but they have an extraordinary heart and an extraordinary fate. Yes, they are all unique "wonders of the world" in Feng Jicai's works.
Without the slightest flowery rhetoric, the article is "half written and half white" and short and pithy. An article describes a person.
In the author's flexible and skillful pen, the image ambassadors of "Jianghu people" with stunts are amazing and can't stop. The "strange man" in the book comes to mind again and again: before seeing a doctor, you must receive seven pieces of silver and seven pieces of Su Qi; Never touch a Bai Mei after you finish your work; Zhang Dali, who lifts the bluestone lock with infinite strength; Take out a piece of mud from the sole and squeeze out a clay figurine with one hand ... I can't remember their names, but these nicknames are loud.
The author's humorous and simple writing makes me feel that I am not reading a book, but enjoying a performance with deep affection, an unprecedented wonderful performance. In an instant, a strong local flavor and humanistic flavor came to my face.
Tianjin Wei is the ancient name of Tianjin, and it is an open city that attracts worldwide attention. Some of the strange people in Feng Jicai's works live in the upper class of Tianjinwei, while others wander the streets. No matter what fate or outcome, they are still ordinary people.
They did many strange things in this world. But the author connects these things in a string, turns strange things into interesting things, and brings these strange people from the concentrated society to life.
This reminds me of a class, where there is always a naughty and lovely naughty boy, several special students who are proficient in a certain field, and several personality figures with special temper, which make our ordinary life not dull and especially wonderful! Of course, let yourself become that kind of person and become a "flavoring agent" in life. "Wonder on Earth" wrote that "a skillful craftsman should have unique skills in his hands". We can continue to develop what we are good at or interested in, make ourselves a unique "wonderful flower", create surprises and bring extraordinary life to others! Being an extraordinary mortal is not only my pursuit, but also the soul of this book.
Wandering in the vast galaxy, I found my own star and made it shine more and more.
6. Imitate the calligraphy character Li to write a composition, not clay figurine Zhang and fast hand Liu. Write these two detours. 1 depicts that life is ordinary, but it is not dull. Ordinary life is also full of ups and downs and fun. Feng Jicai's "Miracle on Earth" is well said, "A skillful craftsman relies on his hands, and there must be unique skills in his hands", and "all walks of life" are living immortals with skills, such as brick carving Liu, clay figurine Zhang, kite Wei, machine king, brush Li and so on. Tianjin people always associate the surnames of these people with the businesses they are good at. For a long time, no one knows their names. Only this nickname is famous on the dock. "In ordinary life, these strange people with" stunts "lived. But the crux of the problem is, "a craftsman relies on his hands, and his hands must have unique skills." Those who have unique skills, eat meat, shine at the moment and stand in the middle of the street; If you can't do it, be a vegetarian and stand aside if you are sick. No one made this set. This is the real pier lifestyle. "You have to have the real deal to be slow! Without real skills, I am not only ordinary and plain, but worse, I live a miserable life. If we want to live a normal life, we must rely on this talent. At that time, it was not only a living method, but also talent is indispensable today. In this era, talented people are not afraid of not meeting Bole, but their talents are not as good as others. With the progress of society, natural selection makes the strong survive. It's just a fact. The strange people in "The Wonders of the Worldly World" are not proficient in everything, but they live a tasteful and respectable life, as is the case in today's society. We can't be all-rounders, but we must have experts! Isn't there a farmer who speaks Russian as an interpreter and laid-off workers who make advanced inventions in Northeast China? As long as we have a skill, we will become a miracle in the world.
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