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Wu Zongxian's funny brain teaser

what is god's vehicle-magic (riding)? Baby

What animal can be pasted on the wall-seal (newspaper)

What color can imitate best-Red (mill) imitates

What chicken is the slowest-Nikki (chicken) Man

Where is the most fragrant spice girl? Flowers, sunflowers, roses, Which flower is the weakest-jasmine [what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine ]

What money do monkeys hate most-parallel lines [not intersecting (bananas) ]

Which one is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin-elephant skin rubbing (elephant skin is poor

Which artist tells the coldest jokes-Cai Yilin (gets cold when his clothes get wet)

The wolf, the tiger and the lion who play games will definitely be eliminated-Wolf, Momotaro (eliminates wolves)

Confucius has three disciples, Zi Gong, Zi Lu and Zi You. Excuse me, who is not a human being-Zilu (referring to a deer as a horse)

What is cloth and paper afraid of?-Not afraid of 1,, just in case (cloth is afraid of 1, paper)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole?-Ice cream (ice unicorn)

Which historical figure will surely sink when swimming- There is a solo "The stars in the sky don't talk"

What's the name of the pencil-Xiao, sharpen the pencil

Is the candy male or female-female, because it will give birth to ants

What kind of flower has no children?-Mayflower, Mayflower toilet paper (? Drum on the right hand)

Why are silkworm babies rich?-Silkworms can cocoon (frugality)

What are the surnames of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang's mother?-[Since] Born Yu, [Why] Born Liang

Who is the hardest person to associate with?---------------Lily (Lily). Reactive power (centipede) doesn't get paid

Which historical figure owes the most beating-Su Wu, Su Wu Mu Yang Bei Hai Bian (beaten by the sea)

123456789 Which number is the most diligent, Which number is the laziest-1 is the most industrious, 2 is the laziest (never stop doing one thing)

Who doesn't have a telephone-Perfect Phone

How to make the sparrow quiet-Press it (silence)

Which one has the narrowest road?