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Live a high life and walk low.
Become famous in World War I.
Because she was born at the end of 1999, the girl went to night school for one year and went to school with her classmates after zero zero, so she was one year older than them.
In the third grade, the teacher casually reported three sports, 30 meters, 50 meters running and long jump. As a result, the girls broke three school grades and pulled the average score of class sports to the first place by themselves.
Becoming famous in World War I suddenly became the focus of the whole school from the class.
With her own aura, the girl thinks she is a super role hanging all the way according to the script.
Girls are older than their classmates, sensible, good-looking, able to speak and write, generous, cheerful and big brother. She was the monitor of the teacher and the super-starter of the whole school sports circle, and soon became the king of the children.
In terms of discipline, mastering the absolute right to speak and scoring each student's performance every day can also control students' scores, thus affecting their overall quality ranking.
In sports, she created her own sports training class. After class, she takes fans who admire her for physical training and self-study, such as how to run fast. How to jump far?
In writing, he is full of imagination and imagination, with ups and downs in stories, smooth writing and emotional twists and turns, which makes people like him. So many students came to this girl to borrow draft paper and write with her.
The so-called king of the children is surrounded by many fans. As soon as he appeared, there must be some classmates talking about it. It must be warmly welcomed by everyone, and her name is very loud in the circle of classmates.
The girl thought it was okay to be the focus of the crowd, but the bad news came soon. ...
2
The sadness of running
One morning, during a normal running exercise, the girl ran and ran, feeling that her breathing was getting tighter and tighter, and she kept panting, but she still couldn't get enough oxygen, so she stopped immediately and asked the teacher for advice. She had a rest.
Considering that running in the morning is not good, many people, especially girls, will be disgusted not to run for various reasons. If it is a class cadre, it is unfair to other students. Considering that her parents didn't have time to send her to the hospital for examination, she chose to endure.
But this situation is getting more and more serious, and as long as girls start to speed up their steps, they can't control their breathing completely and feel suffocated at any time.
Finally, it was serious, and it was sent directly to the infirmary for oxygen infusion, which shocked teachers and students. The school immediately informed the parents to pick it up, and they didn't know it was asthma until they checked in the provincial hospital.
Doctor: If the child is treated early, it is still bronchitis, and now it is asthma. There are many reasons for asthma, mainly because the child had allergic rhinitis before, so this will actually be related to the onset to a great extent.
Doctor: well, to put it bluntly, it is actually being dragged out of illness. Reduce contact with allergens, and don't take part in strenuous exercise such as running.
Girl: You mean, I can't run?
Doctor: Yes.
That day, the girl was very depressed. Because she could no longer run, she began to fade out of the campus sports circle and only participated in the long jump or high jump. Finally, when she was in the fifth grade, the running project was announced to be "retired" in advance.
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Psychological counseling column
Besides imaginative books, the girl also likes chicken soup for the soul.
Yes, she especially likes inspirational books to inspire herself and others. Strong emotional ability makes this girl from an "old star" to a "bosom aunt" in the students' mouth.
Intimate aunt's job is to alleviate students' troubles and worries. The girl thought, this is what a class cadre must do.
Visitors pour out their worries, listeners are responsible for answering questions, and * * * emotional counseling. (It's a bit similar to the work of psychological counselors today. )
In grade 5-6, she discussed with her teacher and decided to open one.
Psychological counseling group, specially in a week's free time, agrees to be in a certain place (classroom, playground, dormitory, usually a classroom with few people), and then girls come to enlighten visitors.
Many visitors will write letters, and girls will consult them and adjust the consultation time according to the severity of the situation.
This group just started quietly, and then more and more people came to look for girls.
Main "achievements":
(1) campus abuser
There was a fat man whose parents divorced (probably having an affair with the underworld) because he was too fat and was excluded by his classmates. His personality became more and more violent, even because he disagreed with the teacher, he picked up a stool and rushed to the podium to hit the teacher. Then several teachers won together.
To tell the truth, no one in the class wants to be friends with him. Such people are really hard to get close to.
But he just wants to talk to girls and thinks that girls are the only angels in his life. The girl thinks that the reason is because she can listen to him, feel him, hug him and comfort him. He thinks she can warm him and warm his broken heart.
Girls think he is actually a very cute boy, but the extreme family makes him extreme and his humanity is not bad. He just wants to let others know that he is not easy to mess with through violence, so don't insult him and his family. Unfortunately, the way is extreme.
But then I heard that he dropped out of junior high school.
(2) People who feel inferior in interpersonal relationships
A girl came in as a transfer student and didn't get along well with her classmates. The girl pushed her away and took her things. She was very upset. So the girl enlightened her, accompanied her to eat, study, talk, tell jokes to make her happy, and took her and the people around her better. People have also changed from shy to cheerful.
(3) Broken families
The interviewer is a girl. She told me a serious thing (secret):
Both parents take drugs. There was a fierce quarrel between the family. She and her brother live in fear.
This girl is actually a little special, because her living habits are not good and she may be too casual at home. Don't tidy yourself up, don't do as the teacher asks, study at sixes and sevens and so on.
Anyway, the sloppy king described her as the best.
In fact, what a girl can do is to accompany her, be her friend, and then listen to what she says.
Later, the girl's father was sent to prison. In order to prevent retaliation, the girl emigrated with her mother and brother.
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Hit one's head against the wall
In junior high school, the girl felt a different person.
No absolute strength, no physical training, no writing improvement. The whole person, from the previous crowd, has become a thorough ordinary person?
The family broke up, lived with my mother, got along with my stepfather, and formed a new family. Everything is like shuffling the cards and giving the characters a new script, full of unknowns and variables.
Although she is mature, she is not mature enough to cope with all the variables, so she gradually becomes silent, black and white, deliberately utilitarian and anxious.
She realized that the selection of middle school physique was cruel. Only by working harder and bravely competing can she get a way out and be respected in her present home.
From cheerfulness to silence, from ruthlessness to utilitarian scheming, this wave of girls spans a lot.
five
Small counterattack
The sports meeting is a necessary process for all classes to compete in secret. But it doesn't mean that everyone in every class can win the prize.
In the girls' class, girls are not very good at sports.
Junior high school competition, on the day of 4* 100, there was a girl with dysmenorrhea who didn't want to participate in the competition, so this girl began to return to the competition under the expectation of the public. She replaced others and became the best.
In fact, the girl has no confidence, so she hasn't practiced for so long, and she is still taking medicine and has a relapse at any time. But the eyes of her classmates eager for victory made her feel that she had to give it a try. Sneak on stage with the medicine.
"bang!" The first shot was fired.
The girl rushed out like an arrow, ran to the first place without hesitation, and then saved a lot of time for the teammates behind, increased confidence and finally won the championship.
This is what the girl didn't expect. And she didn't have a seizure after running. No medication.
This miracle convinced her that she could go to back in the game.
After that, she led her teammates to win one championship after another and broke the record.
She became the focus of the crowd again, and she got back the glory that once belonged to her.
However, she knows, clearly knows, that the environment that once urged her to grow up can never go back-her power will be handed over to others for management; Her composition will gradually be replaced by cold formatting, her sports talent is only a flash in the pan, and more powerful people will go to work. She really can't go back.
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postscript
To live high and walk low is to make people feel naive.
The girl thought, why do you always feel that you are the focus of the crowd? Maybe that's how I got here. I used to be a little star, but I still want to go back to the period that people miss today.
But that's just an opportunity. At that time, she was good at everything, so everything was excellent. But if there is no chance, it may be a world different from your imagination. Can you still adapt?
The girl thinks that no matter what kind of life, which period, continuous action and deliberate study are all lessons she has to practice all her life.
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