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The story of an inch of land

The Japanese are eager to control the whole "Manchuria", but they also understand a concept: "Manchuria" is the territory of the Qing Dynasty, not Japan. They urgently need to find an interest spokesman in China.

After several investigations, Wang Zhang of Northeast China once became their best candidate.

Aggressive and ambitious, Zhang Dashuai lost no time in extending an olive branch to the Japanese. Owl [xiāo] Bear has his own calculations: Only by relying on the strength of the Japanese can we strengthen our own strength and strive for world hegemony. It can be said that it hit it off.

The Japanese believe that if you want to take it, you must give it first. They betrayed the treaties of great powers, smuggled weapons, forced military equipment, built arsenals for them, and appointed military advisers. I have done enough articles for this "alliance under the city", which can be described as "forbearance". So I waited and looked forward to my return.

After reaching an agreement through negotiation, the Japanese seem to have benefited a lot, but it is often a thing of the past.

For example, Zhang Dashuai ostensibly promised them to emigrate to Kanto. However, it secretly supported encouraging mainland compatriots to flood into Kanto, and issued an informal order prohibiting China people from renting houses to Japanese people. The Japanese traveled long distances to Kanto, and there was no place to stand.

Seemingly detached and duplicitous, Zhang used his usual cunning to mediate with the Japanese and beat around the bush, just like singing a duet in the northeast. In essence, the greedy and dirty Japanese didn't get any benefits.

In the modern history of China, there is a notorious name: dohihara, which is known as the source of bandits in China. This man is good at camouflage, sinister and sinister, making waves and doing evil, which is widely circulated on the rolling wheel of history.

The great schemer, high flyers, a former Japanese army university professor, was stunned by Zhang Dashuai, a bandit.

Another crop. This time, dohihara urged Zhang to attend the reception. People are worried that it will be a banquet. Zhang said, I'm not afraid of bullets, but I'm afraid of drinking. Pat the stomach. Go ahead.

During the dinner, Zhang just drank heavily, but when it comes to sensitive words such as "railway", "immigration" and "garrison", he is unambiguous, keeps silent and always turns around the topic.

Dohihara didn't get any benefits, so he suspected that he was a bandit from Zhang Nai. When signing the agreement, he never saw his handwriting, so he offered to give him a compliment. I think he has no culture and will be full of ugliness.

Unexpectedly, Zhang splashed ink, and the word "tiger" [qiú] was powerful and won the essence of calligraphy. Four seats were in uproar and cheered. Disappointed, Tu took Zhang's "Mo Bao" and crustily skin of head to appreciate it. Seeing this, he was overjoyed.

Originally, it was written in five Chinese characters "Zhang Shouhei", but it was thought that Zhang Ma had slipped and made a typo, determined to humiliate him greatly, so she made an owl-like "goo goo" smile.

When his henchmen saw him laughing for no reason, they conspired to make an owl-like grin.

Zhang Zi is as cool as a cucumber and as steady as Mount Tai. The policeman was impatient, went forward to find out, blushed at once, and whispered to Zhang, "Marshal, I'm afraid you really made a mistake. It should be' Zhang Hand Ink', and the ink word lost a soil and became a' black hand'. "

Zhang eyes a stare, tearing voice shouted: "I don't know how to write the word" ink "! I gave this to them Japanese, how can I give it to' Earth'? You remember it for me, this is called' not letting an inch of land'! "

China people with four seats immediately got the message, clapping and cheering. Dohihara and his Japanese henchmen were dumbfounded and embarrassed.