Are there any funny jokes?

A classmate sleeps in class! Be called up by the teacher! The teacher asked, "Who hasn't died since ancient times?"

What's the next sentence? "

The student replied, "Who can shit without paper?"

I haven't seen that student since. ...

The next year, students and teachers asked the same question again! ! !

The students are clever this time! Yin Dao: "

Since ancient times, no one has shit,

Who can shit without paper?

If you don't shit with paper,

Unless you're pointing! "

The teacher is very angry! ! ! ! Tell him to stand up! ! ! !

Soon ... the teacher saw the snow outside the window! "I can't help chanting.

It snows and doesn't rain,

Snow will turn into rain when it falls to the ground.

How troublesome it is to turn into rain,

Why shouldn't it rain! "

After the teacher sings the poem! That classmate also went on to say: "

The teacher ate rice instead of shit,

Rice turns into shit when it reaches the stomach.

How troublesome it is to turn into shit,

Why not eat shit! ! ! "

The teacher fainted on the spot.