Ancient poems, idioms, couplets or jokes that feature homophonic Chinese characters!

Homophone couplet:

Two apes broke a tree in the mountains, but a little monkey dared to saw each other (sentence)

A horse got stuck in the mud, an old beast How can I come up with the question (hoof) - Jie Jin

I got the lotus root because of the load, (why I got the even one)

There are apricots but no plum blossoms, (fortunately, I don’t need a matchmaker)

The dog gnaws the (monk) bones on the river - Su Shi

Poem on the Dongpo River (corpse) - Buddha Seal

Spring is always there in Xiangyangmendi - Su Shi

People who have accumulated good deeds have more than enough to celebrate (fish) - Buddha's seal

Master's aunt is carrying grain in the field (monk)

Embroidery tailoring in front of the beauty hall (Scholar)

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei

Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong (Light Dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: Sky)

Lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells are originally only windproof

Drum racks, tangerine peel cannot be knocked half (summer)

Willow branches Wen Tingyun

Well The lamp is lit at the bottom and the candle is deep in the darkness. The wise man always plays chess instead of playing chess. (Candle - Promise, Go - Default)

The exquisite dice and the red beans make me miss you deeply.

Bamboo Branches Liu Yuxi

The willows are green and the Qingjiang River is level, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing - Qing)

Lianzi's heart is bitter,

Pear's stomach is sore

A blind man enters the opium den---- ------modern. (Touch the lamp).

Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

The straw hat seller throws his pole------be careful. (leave the rope).

My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

My nephew is lighting a lantern----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).

Half a tael of cotton------------No need to discuss. (no bullet required).

The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).

El Chapo Transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

The weather in the twelfth lunar month is ------------handy. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

It is unreasonable for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

The public toilet is still stone------causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

Wearing a leather jacket backwards----------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book).

Pregnant women take risks by walking on a single-plank bridge. (Take risks).

Grandma died and her son was helpless. (no uncle).

Husband slaps a fan------------Desolate. (Wife Liang).

The scholar’s ??towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included).

The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).

It’s not surprising that towels are still the pick of the needle. (Not enough for a flag).

A dull knife breaks a bamboo ------- I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).

Tie chicken feathers to telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).

Cracking melon seeds will bring out bedbugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

Dengcao plays the drum------------I don’t want to. (no sound).

Lamp grass crutches------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

Blowing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).

The Dragon King moved----------Awesome. (off the sea).

Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).

Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).

Jie Yuan----------rules in Wang Ba Zhong. (guiju).

Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).

Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried).

The cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).

Wash the yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).

Blind people wear glasses----------pretending to be smart. (False and false).

Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (Good wine).

The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).

The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------He is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).

Long live my nosebleed---- it's red. (I am red).

Break the casserole------------Ask the end. (Tattoo to the end).

Take a walk in the watermelon field---it's all right. (Left and right are circles).

Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

Sack bags and grass bags------the bags are inferior to each other. (One bag is not as good as one bag).

The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).

Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention).

The poor carpenter opens ----------- only one sentence. (Only one saw).

Fire in the brick kiln----------rumor. (Kiln smoke).

The lamp is oil-free------------it's a waste of time. (Waste of waste).

Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (Ghost Marriage)

Crossing the river in a dung boat--------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

The sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitter).

Open the drawer in the drug store and look for fun. (find pills).

The toad jumped into the well----I don’t understand. (Pfft).

The opera singer and horseman----------no. (walk).

Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).

Eat dumplings without the fillings----naughty. (picking skin).

Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).

Build lanterns and move rocks---just do as you are told. (copy).

The flood washed away the Earth Temple------be careful. (Liu Shen).

Cracking the whip in the plowed fields----bragging. (to urge cattle).

The backbone of a child is a villain. (The back of the villain).

The aviation force turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).

The freighter went out to sea---------- layman. (foreign airlines).

Fire flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).

The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).

Soaking stones in a sauce vat--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).

Eat ginseng----------candidate. (Added later).

Emperor Pi’s mother----the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).

Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).

Planting vegetables on the wall----No chance. (no garden).

Fan and talk----talking like crazy. (Gossip).

Twelve taels of silver------------certain. (one tablet).

Sleeping guarding the toilet is not far from death. (Not far from shit).

Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).

Eating in a small bowl---it depends on the sky. (by Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

The bastard has chicken feathers in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

The longevity star Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer).

Put down 18 yuan twice------I’ve heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

Tie pigtails at the back------violation of law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy).