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"There is such a person" composition
There is such a person who likes playing online games, but some people like surfing the Internet. He has no choice but to spend half his time playing online games and the other half coming to Wang Chuang to write and publish articles. Because he can only play computer on Saturday and Sunday, the weekend time is not enough for him, and the weekend is quickly "sent away". In his memory, once, he had just finished playing online games for an hour and was going to write a composition online again, but just after opening the website, he was called to dinner by his mother. But he loves the internet, pretends not to hear, and buries himself in writing on the internet. When his mother saw that he couldn't get out, she thought he couldn't hear, so she shouted, "Son, wash your hands and eat quickly, or the food will get cold!" "I still pretend not to hear, continue to write a composition. Mom saw that he didn't respond and shouted again. When she saw that he didn't respond, her head flew into a rage, and her gentle voice suddenly became calm and heavy. She came to my room and pulled me out. Mom hit his little PP first and is seriously educating him. Well, it's all because he fell in love with the internet. He won't dare again. Do you know who this man is? This person is me! There is such a person who likes playing online games, but some people like surfing the Internet. He has no choice but to spend half his time playing online games and the other half coming to Wang Chuang to write and publish articles. Because he can only play computer on Saturday and Sunday, the weekend time is not enough for him, and the weekend is quickly "sent away". In his memory, once, he had just finished playing online games for an hour and was going to write a composition online again, but just after opening the website, he was called to dinner by his mother. But he loves the internet, pretends not to hear, and buries himself in writing on the internet. Seeing that he couldn't get out, his mother thought he couldn't hear, so she shouted, "Son, wash your hands and eat quickly, or the food will get cold!" "I still pretend not to hear, continue to write a composition. Mom saw that he didn't respond and shouted again. When she saw that he didn't respond, her head flew into a rage, and her gentle voice suddenly became calm and heavy. She came to my room and pulled me out. Mom hit his little PP first and is seriously educating him. Well, it's all because he fell in love with the internet. He won't dare again. Do you know who this man is? This person is me!
There is such a person. She has a round head, black hair, watery eyes and a straight nose. She is very delicate. This is my best friend, Meng Shiyuan. She is a delicate girl, and at the same time, she is also a bookworm. She loves reading, and may always hold a book. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? After class, everyone went out to play. She was the only one in the classroom. She was reading a book. Once, I called her and said, "Hello! Meng Shiyuan, go out and play! " She didn't seem to hear me. I called again, but she really didn't hear me. I'm getting impatient. I want to scare her. I quietly walked past, walking like a kitten. I quietly came behind her and patted her on the shoulder. And then "ah!" She let out a loud cry. Then she grumbled, "Oh, what are you doing? I saw the wonderful part, it's you! " "I just ..." I was speechless. She likes blue best. She wants blue for everything. Look, her schoolbag, clothes and shoes are all blue. She also has another hobby-worship. She is Chris Lee's "corn". She bought a lot of things about Chris Lee, books, notebooks, key chains and so on ... This is my best friend, a friend who likes blue, worship and books. There is such a person. She has a round head, black hair, watery eyes and a straight nose. She is very delicate. This is my best friend, Meng Shiyuan. She is a delicate girl, and at the same time, she is also a bookworm. She loves reading, and may always hold a book. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? After class, everyone went out to play. She was the only one in the classroom. She was reading a book. Once, I called her and said, "Hello! Meng Shiyuan, go out and play! " She didn't seem to hear me. I called again, but she really didn't hear me. I'm getting impatient. I want to scare her. I quietly walked past, walking like a kitten. I quietly came behind her and patted her on the shoulder. And then "ah!" She let out a loud cry. Then she grumbled, "Oh, what are you doing? I saw the wonderful part, it's you! " "I just ..." I was speechless. She likes blue best. She wants blue for everything. Look, her schoolbag, clothes and shoes are all blue. She also has another hobby-worship. She is Chris Lee's "corn". She bought a lot of things about Chris Lee, books, notebooks, key chains and so on ... This is my best friend, a friend who likes blue, worship and books.
It's hot in summer, and the sun's unscrupulous moxibustion bakes people. My mother and I finally got on an old bus, but there were so many people on it that we had to stand next to each other. The car started, running like a child with a broken ass. It's really annoying. At this moment, my eyes were attracted by an old uncle wearing rubber slippers and holding a fan. I saw him take off one slipper and put it on the other leg. Rub your toes with one hand; Fan the other hand! But completely ignore our feelings; I didn't know that the people in our car cast contemptuous eyes. I instinctively moved the car to the other side and continued to bump. I was still excited, and I couldn't help looking around, only to find that the old man just touched the sack under his feet with his hand that had just scratched his toes, took out a bright apple, rubbed it casually on his clothes and sent it to his mouth! What's even more amazing is that when he was eating an apple, his mouth was wide open and his face was twisted, and wrinkles immediately covered his face, as if he hadn't eaten such an apple for 800 years. I felt a kind of disgust in my heart and thought, Ha, look at his posture, rubbing his feet and eating apples. What a civilization! The bus has stopped and finally arrived at the station! I was relieved and escaped from the bus, greedily breathing the long-lost fresh air and escaping from this disgusting, hellish bus!
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