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Quotations from Li Bihua's Rouge Kou
1. There are many kinds of love. This is not the best one, but there is no doubt about it. I'm sure they will grow old together, but there is no guarantee that they will be United forever. -everyone is like this. From gorgeous to plain, or from plain to more plain, it is all the same, and there is nothing wrong with it, and there is no murder involved in it. He is her permanent husband. She is his eternal wife. 3. If it changes, it will change early. If it does not change, it will not change for many years. Maybe she knew everything, but she deceived herself, until she was desperate. A woman won't give up until she reaches such a field? Just like a fish, it is dead to water. He is too old, mixed with people, and has no characteristics, and he will pass in the blink of an eye. All the old people and babies in the world are vague-because they are too close to death. 6. Marriage is wholesale, and prostitution is retail. 7. Dream like Gengetsu, if you leave the flowers at once-twelve little flowers are given (flowers are used when you get married). 8. It is not difficult to be poor, as long as you are willing. But do you dare? The two men were haggard, unable to eat three meals, and wept blood relatively. Finally, but not as those know it who have been poor together, with a bad temper and poor health, became a bitter couple. A little opinion will make chickens and dogs restless, and each will hurt the other's self-esteem with vicious words. So everyone is regretting: why did I give up my wife and son for you? Why do I waste youth for you and refuse all gracious guests? 9. Twelve Shao said, "I hope opium will never be exhausted." 1. Cai Feng is not Cai Feng. But crows are crows. 11. A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as stealing. 12. Is it necessary to have a war strategy in the middle of the love game, and people will scream? 13. It turned out that there was a Meng Po Pavilion under the turntable, which was presided over by Meng Po, who was responsible for supplying "Forgetting" tea. After drinking three mouthfuls, I forgot all about the past. This tea was mixed with bitter, sour and salty flavors. After drinking it, I couldn't distinguish between north and south, and I was confused and rushed to The six great divisions in the wheel of karma. Once I was reborn, I woke up a lifetime ago. 14. Forget the past, forget the future, and turn over a new leaf. 15. No one plowed the land in mingyan.gushiwen.org, and some people fought for it. 16. In his life, a man always meets many women who want him to be obedient, and being a little obedient makes him more man. In a woman's life, she always wants men to listen to her. It seems that without this achievement, she will be wasted as a woman. What is "words"? What do you mean by "listening"? In the final analysis, without love, everything is empty talk. Without love, it's just a ringing gong and a clanging cymbal. 17. But I'm worried about her being good. A girl like her can't be good. If she is good, it will make people lose their fun. 18. I have no' appearance' when I am angry, only' mood'. 19. Chasing halfway and quitting halfway? Never reach the shore at both ends. 2. This is life: even if you try your best, the result will be decided by heaven. Some people have not stepped down and are exhausted; Some people are eager to close, and they have too much room for no reason. 21. This is love: among about 1 million people, only a pair of Liang Zhu can become a butterfly. Others only turn into moths, cockroaches, gnats, flies, scarabs ... that is, they can't turn into butterflies. Not as beautiful as I thought. 22. What a joke. She has nothing-not even a last name. He has a lot of "yang fire", built a nest of wood, lived and lived safely, and lived longer than Lamian Noodles. Reference: http://mingyan.gushiwen.org/yan_2917.aspx.
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