Funny short play script

Scene: Ten minutes between classes. Main drama: five sub-dramas derived from the drama of opportunity. Character introduction: A, B, D and m-girls are composed of the following four personalities.

1.a, which belongs to pepper type and has a pungent character, so the clothes should be red or purple;

2.b, quick-talking, especially talking, quick-talking has a commonality and liveliness, so it is fashionable to wear and full of vitality.

3.c is an impatient image. Dress casually; Narrator: To say this standard, many thieves all over the world don't know how to read it. Today, let's take a look at what these four little old ladies think of this standard and what their standard is. Props: four tables and chairs, a pair of big vases for dining room, and a small vase on the table. Corresponding books and pens. Scene: Ten minutes before class, A, B and D m-girls are doing their homework, and A and B in the front row look up one after another. A impatiently threw his exercise book on the table and reached out to stretch his legs. B turned the pen in his hand, covered his face with his hand and yawned. Oh, I'm so tired. (squinting in a tired tone) B) Are you finished? (looks sleepy)

B: (combing her hair slowly with her hands, her tone is a little tired) Fortunately, the sentence in the afternoon is the deadline for handing in. We're not late. Let's hand it in so as not to make it too long. A: (with this helpless tone) Well, wait, someone wants to copy.

Sina Leju Forum C: (Ask strangely quickly) To whom? So kind to others. (suddenly enlighted, laughing) Aha-I see, that boy is good.

A: (turning around, glaring at each other, tapping C) What are you talking about? I am looking for a boyfriend, I am not such a standard; What happened to that boy? I don't think he is very good.

Sina Lejujia: (turning to say) I'll tell you a story about him.

The light turned to the stage, and female number one appeared to push the first hero. The man had to look reluctant and walk forward helplessly. Female; After copying so much homework, you have to invite me to dinner anyway (a smug look, as if the food is in front of you and your mouth is watering). What are you going to eat? I am short of money.

Female; No sea cucumber and shark's fin, no bear's paw and bird's nest, no chicken, duck, fish and ribs soup, no bowls of Thai rice and nothing else (girls are more and more surprised and can't help swallowing, boys are shivering)

Boss: I've sold rice, rice, secret recipes handed down from family, and family couples' packages. I believe your girlfriend and boyfriend are satisfied with it, but if it's not delicious, it's free.

Man: (walks over and asks directly and generously) Boss, is there anything delicious?

Boss: (with a businessman's inherent smile) Look at what this man said. As the best restaurant in this city, our restaurant certainly has everything. You see, there are Sichuan cuisine, Shandong cuisine, Guangdong cuisine, Henan cuisine, Chongqing hotpot and Sichuan hotpot. There are casserole soup pots to satisfy them, lunch boxes for couples, and ~ ~ ~ ~

M: (Interrupting the boss and asking happily) How about a box lunch?

Boss; Look at what you said, this box lunch is our specialty, which contains precious materials such as ginseng, poria cocos and bird's nest, and has the effect of beauty and intelligence. How about the hour?

Man: (doubtfully) Is this thing good?

Boss: What are you talking about? Nobody knows. Male (don't hesitate to call) boss, two boxes of lunch (girls dizzy). (While eating) Woman: (indignantly) I have helped you so many times, so please send me away. I have to add something anyway.

M: (after listening, he pondered, and then used a tone of deep understanding) That's right. You are different. (Girls make expectations) Boss, add two bottles of soda. (girl vomits) l

(After dinner) Man: Boss, pay the bill (takes a look and exclaims) Oh, my God, 12 yuan. (turns to the boss) Oh, Qianshan is always in love. How about two yuan cheaper? The prologue of "Joy begets sorrow": Today, the two of us will perform double reed. Speaking of this double spring, it's interesting. One person needs to perform in front and the other person needs to say the lines behind. Seen from a distance, it looks like a person. This requires two people's performances to be very tacit and harmonious, otherwise the double spring will not be called double spring. Come on, come on, put on your makeup. As the saying goes, people wear clothes and saddles, people are unsuccessful and people are not beautiful. After this man succeeds, let's take a look again. It is better not to succeed! Next, we will bring you a new work called "Happiness Makes Sadness". I hope you like it! A: The city of life is precious, but the price of love is higher. In order to earn RMB, I am willing to become a shemale. I haven't introduced myself. My surname is Zhao, nicknamed Zhao shemale. Friends present will call me by my nickname when they see me later. Ask me what my nickname is and tell everyone that my nickname is shemale. I am a shemale, I am a shemale, am I really a shemale? (Stop, stop! ! You come out, how can I come out in your mouth and become an adult demon? Am I a shemale? Sorry, never, never! My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Zhixiang. The media said that I look very special and my face looks like slippers. Because of this, many singers sang a popular song for me for this reason, which quickly became popular. It was Rollin Wang who sang "I am not Zhao Zhongxiang" with such great influence. Thank you (stop! Is this a song sung by Rollin Wang? People sing "I am not Huang Rong", what kind of cultural performance is this! Never! ) My job is selling. I have unique skills in selling products. I talk glibly, speak straight, and finally I act like a spoiled brat if I can't do it. My biggest feature is my good health. I have never been to a hospital in my life. Yesterday, I went out to sell, targeted one, and said I wouldn't buy my product for a long time. I walked more than 300 miles with him and finally sold a bottle of brain black essence, which was mentioned in the entry and won the first prize in the first sales essay competition of Guangxi University of Finance and Economics. To celebrate the success of the promotion, I took a bite. Yeah! Doctor! Cut off your appendix! ! how much is it? B: Two thousand! A: 2000! Ah! Doctor! Don't cut your appendix with that knife! You came straight here! I will give you my whole life! B: So you said a lot of money? A: 80 at most! B: Eighty! All right! 80 is 80! Oh, my God! Cheap! ! 2000 was counteroffered to 80 by me! Do you want to pay for everything you bought? 80 yuan, cut your appendix! I chopped the fish head yesterday for more than 80 yuan! Tomorrow I'm going to call the whole family together to have my appendix cut! There are 80 doctors here! Hurry up! Hurry up! Under pressure! B: How hot is it? Strike while the iron is hot! I'm in surgery! Get ready! Ah! By the way, do you want anesthetic? Oh, my God! You want to kill the pig. Why? Nowadays, you have to use anesthetic to kill pigs! Why don't you kill me! B: You only have 80 yuan! Where is the anesthetic? A: It's anesthetized! Why don't you get anesthetized! If I'm not anesthetized, my screams will kill me! B: Anesthetic! Then 800 yuan takes a shot! A: 800! Doctor, what are you doing? Still want to play XO B: imported anesthetic! Local anesthesia! B: Doctor, is that brand of anesthetic so powerful? Answer: Smile Jiuquan brand anesthetic, it feels like death after playing, and it's gone. Doctor, do you have anything cheaper? A: There are all cheap ones! The effect is not guaranteed! When you wake up, you wake up. Where you should be numb, you are not numb. Where you should not be anesthetized, you have been anesthetized for a long time! It is irresponsible of me to affect your physiological function and marriage life after going abroad! A: Ah! Imported, imported doctor! Playing Jiuquan brand anesthetic with a smile, the side effects of cheap goods are too great! I can't carry it! B: Good! Give it a try! Does it still hurt? Oh, my God! Whether it is money or money, goods are goods! If you shout numb, you will be numb! We're ready to gut! Ask your opinion, does this scalpel need disinfection? A: Doctor! Knives are not sterilized! B: Disinfection needs 500 yuan! A: That's not necessary! I brought a lighter! That knife burns on that fire twice! You are really a patient! ! That can't be helped! It's no use meeting a doctor like you! B: Open the box below! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! It's bleeding! Oh, you are bloody! How high! Do you want to stop bleeding? A: Of course we have to stop the bleeding! Why don't you stop bleeding, doctor? Do you use hemostatic gauze or rag? A: Doctor! You have a rag to stop the bleeding! B: That hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan! A: ouch! You can have a lot of money! Stop bleeding first! It's killing me B: That's right! If you have this attitude, it will be easy for me! Stop bleeding first! Open the wound! Find the appendix and cut it off with a knife! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Are you going to sew it up? Doctor, what are you going to do to make me go out empty-handed? If you go out, you must attract flies. The prologue of "Dormitory Whispers": Today, we are going to perform a duet, which is inspired by group crosstalk. It's interesting to say that these double reeds need one to perform in front and one to say lines at the back. From a distance, it looks like a person, which requires two people's performances to be very tacit and very coordinated, otherwise they are double reeds. Come on, come on, put on your makeup. As the saying goes, people wear clothes and saddles, people are unsuccessful and people are not beautiful. After this man succeeds, let's take a look again. It is better not to succeed! Next, I will bring you a new work called "Dormitory Whispers". I hope you like it! A "If all the girls give a love, how beautiful the lonely boy will be. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Hey, hey, what are you doing? In the middle of the night, no one is allowed to sleep. This is a new society. How could the old society exploit the working people? Cockcrow still exists in the middle of the night! What's more, the sound is not as good as a chicken crowing! What's the matter, brother sleeping in the upper bunk? Is there any trouble? Tell me! A: Come on, this is for women, no! A girl, to be exact! Blow again! B: Blow again! What number is this? Gongcheng Tian Liang can't compete with you. I think you're catching up with Hanamichi Sakuragi. I mean, isn't it a woman? Without her, male compatriots can't live? C: Exactly! Or our housemaster wants to open it. Nowadays, you can't find GF without money. Besides, our dormitory is poor. To tell the truth, don't let girls drink northwest wind with us! D: I'm dizzy! It's good to have northwest wind to drink! At least you can draw cakes to satisfy your hunger. The most terrible thing is whether there is a northwest wind to drink. That's still a problem! Why bother about a woman! But then again, what caused the peacock to fly southeast this time? Last time, it seemed that you were very unmanly, and the more you looked, the more you looked like an old lady. A: What's wrong with the old lady? Does this mean that I am extraordinary? Fully proved that sentence! C: what a sentence! Are half men women? God, you're still proud, aren't you? You have disgraced our dormitory! What about this time! And for what! No money or no color? A: This time, it's my appearance! She said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from a distance, Zeng from the left and Zeng from the right. I'm a four-phase person. C: Cough! Just say you are ugly! A: Doesn't it hurt your self-esteem? I am a little ugly, but I am gentle! B: I don't see tenderness. With your ugly strength, you can catch up with those monkeys in Huaguoshan! C: If only he were a monkey! What's the big deal about ugliness? This is a big deal. Become a handsome boy and charm the MM in our university! : By the way, introduce some to my buddies! D: I don't want MM or ONLINE. I choose the latter. I'm not interested in mm A: Don't criticize me all the time! Yes, the first year is coming! What's your plan? B: Sleep! See my fairy sister in my dream! Real life is too hypocritical. I really regret talking about it. In my eyes, everyone is like a lonely ghost. I just didn't see it, and I didn't mind. I went to deliver water with my fairy sister in my dream! C: Chef, I'm not talking about you. You know who you are all day. You eat, sleep, sleep, eat, not fat. Isn't it a waste of national food? Can you afford an aunt in our school canteen? Seriously, we have to do something! It's the end of the year, so many activities, don't you value any of them? I want to go to the welcome party of our school! I heard that there are many smart girls, and maybe I can get one or two with my charm! Who said that just now?