Interesting programmer joke story

ask the way

A hot air balloon pilot found himself lost. He lowered his flying height and recognized a man on the ground. He went on walking down and shouted at the man. Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?

The man below said:? Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet in the air? .

The man on the hot air balloon said:? You must be doing technical work in the IT department? .

? Isn't that right? People on the ground say,? how do you know

? Hehe? The man on the hot air balloon said, everything you told me is technically correct, but it's useless? .

People on the ground say,? You must be in management? .

? Isn't that right? The man in the hot air balloon said, but how do you know?

? Hehe? People on the ground say,? You don't know where you are or where you are going. You always hope that I can help you. You were in the same place when you first met us, but now I'm wrong? .

warn

A young man was smoking in front of an office building. A woman passed by him and said to him, Do you know that this thing will harm your health? I mean, did you notice the warning on the cigarette box?

The young man said, Nothing. I'm a programmer, okay? .

The woman said,? So what?

The programmer said,? We never care about warnings, only about mistakes?

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