Jokes about Tang Priest's Mentoring

I know, haha, I'll remember it once. Because I was introduced manually.

The first time: except for the plane failure, there were only three parachutes.

The Monkey King asked: How many suns are there in the sky?

A: 1

Ask Sha again: How many moons are there in the sky?

A: 1

Pig did Sarah laugh, such a simple question

Q: How many stars are there in the sky?

The pig was speechless/startled.

The second accident is the same as above.

Ask the monkey: When was China founded?

A: 1949

Ask Sha again: How many people died in the Anti-Japanese War?

A: 4 million.

You Zhu snickered. ...

Ask the pig: What are the names of the four million people?

The pig ... jumped.

The third time. Ditto.

Tang Gang wants to talk. The pig said, master, don't ask. I'll jump. ....

Then don said, Amitopher, I just want to say that I brought four parachutes this time.