0 ten equals several hilarious jokes.

1, the next morning the bride walked out of the bridal chamber in pain, holding the wall with one hand and covering her nakedness with the other, cursing: What a liar! Before I got married, I said I had thirty years' savings, but I thought it was money!

2. A man's family has been poor since childhood. His mother made underwear out of rice bags. At night, she took off her pants in the bridal chamber and his wife fainted on the spot. The front of the underwear is impressively marked: net weight 30 kg.

Lai Changxing and Yang Yuying are walking by the sea. Lai pointed to a warship in the distance and said, the money I spent on you in recent years is enough to buy this warship. Yang Yuying said: "You can also sink this warship with the cannon you fired at me in recent years!" !

I saw a short message. This is very interesting. Go ahead, but if it's a little yellow, just skip it. Skip it, skip it, skip it. That's it ~ ~ ~

5. The farmer has visitors, and the owner wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster can't fly down on the roof. The master scolded: If you don't come down, I will kill all the hens and make your life worse than death! The cock laughed wildly: Shit, I can finally find a pheasant!

6. The female reporter asked the farm owner about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said, "I milk cows ten times a day, and cows mate only once a year." The reporter is puzzled. The farmer said loudly, "rub your chest every day, and only x you once a year." Aren't you crazy? "

7. Women's Three Characters Classic: Die far away, don't touch me, let go, I shout, you hate it, you can't, don't, please be gentle and comfortable, don't stop, push again, hold me tight, I'm coming, bite me quickly, I have to. ...

8. The little babysitter from the countryside saw a used condom on the bed. I don't know what that is. The hostess said contemptuously, aren't you all rural people like this? The nanny said, I do, but not as strong as you, and it's peeling.

9. There was a riot in the women's prison, and it was difficult for the police to control the situation. The warden shouted with a microphone, and the prisoner immediately quieted down. She roared, "If you make trouble again, the cucumber will be sliced for dinner today!"

10, the eagle raised by the nun stole all the barrels, spoons and forks in the monk garden. The monk was very angry. He grabbed the eagle and plucked its hair. The nun came to quarrel with her. She said: You want a bucket, I'll give you a bucket, I'll give you a spoon, you want a fork, I'll give you a fork, but why did you pull out my eagle hair?

1 1, a mosquito and a cockroach peek at a girl taking a bath. Mosquito boasted: I stung two bags on her chest ten years ago, and now they are all swollen like this. The cockroach said, that's no big deal. I cut a knife under her ten years ago, and now she bleeds once a month!

12, a vampire died of depression because he was too ugly to seduce a woman. After his death, he begged God to make me as white and lovely as an angel in the afterlife, with two wings and ready to drink a girl's blood. His wish came true, and he became a pack of sanitary napkins in the shape of wings.

13, a man came back with a prescription written by a female doctor for a long time and asked, "where is 13?" The female doctor smiled and said, "Not 13, but B-ultrasound." The man was furious and said, "Shit, your" B "score is too wide!"

14, a female soldier dressed as a male soldier was fighting and suddenly had menstruation and blood flow. The company commander looked at it and asked, "What's the matter? Where did you get hurt? " The female soldier said, "Nothing, nothing." The company commander didn't believe it, so he took off his pants! He said angrily, "His chicken coop was blown up! Also said nothing! "

15, Master Wang took a bus to Gao Chao Town, a city. No, just after the second stop, I began to ask the female conductor, "Is the climax here?" The female conductor replied, "No."After the second stop, Master Wang asked, "Has the climax arrived yet?" The female conductor replied, "No."A few minutes later, Master Wang asked, "Has the climax arrived?" At this time, the female conductor was really impatient. Answer loudly: "I will scream when the climax comes!" " "The words sound just fell and everyone was surprised to lift their seats. Watch the female conductor together.

16, a row of prostitutes are waiting for guests in the street. An 80-year-old woman saw it and asked curiously, What are you waiting for? The prostitute said angrily, wait for the lollipop! Old women also lined up to join the team, waiting for candy. As a result, she was arrested by the police. The policeman asked the old woman: Did you even lose your teeth? The old woman smiled and said, I can lick it! !

17, a young man saw a beautiful woman with a low collar on the bus, and spring leaked out. She joked,' It's really a place where peach blossoms bloom.' Hearing this, the beauty lifted her skirt and said,' There is still room for you to have children and support you!

18, a young lady ordered a stir-fried dog whip while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when picking vegetables. The young lady was shocked: this thing is really amazing! Cooked and chopped, it actually knows the way!

19, kindergarten teacher Xiao Fang pointed to the blackboard: M, A, Y, D and B were tested in Pinyin, and the children said "Touch-A-Aunt-De-Force" in the most standard pronunciation! !

On the 20th, a female underground worker was arrested and forced to write a letter to seduce her head. Female underground workers are forced to write. After writing, she secretly dialed a few B hairs from her private parts and put them in the letter. After reading the letter, the chief sniffed it with a second hair, looked at it, thought hard, and suddenly realized: it turned out to be a conspiracy of Yin (Mao)! !