A complete collection of jokes to coax girls (jokes that make girls happy)

In our country, many men don't like women talking. They will ask, who are you? What are you doing? They will say, I am a fool.

1. What kind of boyfriend do girls want?

Ping Li: A handsome guy. I am your girlfriend. Why is your boyfriend not you? Ping Li: I haven't caught up with that boy yet. : then how do I chase it? Then go to dinner with him! This is my girlfriend's favorite dish. Ping Li: What are your requirements?

2. Where should I go for breakfast when I work in the company?

Boss: "Do you want to have breakfast?" Little B: "Of course! What do you want to eat? " Boss: "Oh, we have a breakfast room now, so what should we eat for breakfast?" Little B: "Boss, there are many kinds of breakfast in the company, such as pancake fruit and fried dough sticks!" " "Boss:" Oh? You mean eating pancake fruit? "Xiaohong:" Have some fruit! "

3. What food do you like to eat?

Colleague A: What food do you like to eat? Colleague B: Chicken wings, ham sausage, sausage. Colleague c: mm-hmm. Colleague E: Ice cream, coffee and ice cream. Colleague F: Thank you!

4. What does the boyfriend go to a friend's house to play?

"What does the boyfriend play at a friend's house?" "A big white dog with his wife beside him." "Well, this is the game we play!" "My boyfriend is going to a friend's house and ask my girlfriend to go with him!" "okay! Ok! "