Funny jokes about staying up late in WeChat Moments (selected 40 sentences)

1. In fact, I don’t want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.

2. A desk lamp is the sunshine for night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of a dreamer.

3. As expected, you can’t stay up late as you get older. You get angry easily when you get older.

4. Every girl who loves to stay up late has a person who she talks to about everything.

5. It’s not that I like to stay up late, but that the night needs my bright star.

6. A desk lamp is the sunshine for night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of a dreamer.

7. Don’t stay up late just because you are ugly, and don’t stay up late just because you are beautiful.

8. From now on, I will start living a senior life, and I won’t stay up late without spicy food or sweets.

9. Staying up late alone, thinking that one person can change his old love to a new one in an instant.

10. If you stay up late, I won’t disturb you. I will just look at you and be silent.

11. Do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time, or someone who is willing to stay up late with you?

12. Don’t stay up late. No matter how late you sleep, the person you like will not find you.

13. What made me go from staying up late happily to staying up late with fear.

14. I heard that staying up late makes you three years old. By the end of this year, I should be nine thousand years old.

15. I want to say something, but I can neither persuade you to sleep nor stay up late with you.

16. Staying up late can extend your life by one day, and can also bring you closer to the doctor.

17. Staying up late is just overdrawing the rest of your life in advance! Staying up late is poison and there is no cure!

18. Staying up late means you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed means you don’t have the courage to start the day.

19. In fact, I don’t want to stay up late. Staying up late will make you older, but you like to stay up late. , I want to accompany you.

20. I don’t like to stay up late either. I just want the people I like to tell me to go to bed early and say good night.

21. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I shed tears, I cry out that I am tired, and I miss you... I am the only one who knows these things.

22. Every night, how many people are like me? Stay up late, just waiting for someone to fall asleep.

23. Self-reliance flag: It is said that staying up late is a dog. From now on, the days of being a human are becoming fewer and fewer.

24. If you have a bad stomach, you should eat on time. Don’t stay up late often. It is not good for your health. Please pay attention to your health.

25. There are some things that make me powerless, such as my addiction to staying up late with my grades counted down, and you who are far away.

26. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living into old age.

27. I sincerely advise everyone not to stay up late anymore. I have a friend who didn’t sleep all night because of staying up late.

28. We always tell others not to stay up late, which is not good for our health, but we forget that we sleep very late every night.

29. How many people follow us every night? I'm the same, staying up late without sleeping, waiting for someone's reply.

30. Staying up late until early morning, I suddenly want to shout loudly out the window and let my unfinished dreams take me soaring.

31. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

32. Don’t stay up late. The person you like is already asleep, and she doesn’t have you in her dreams, and she won’t love you when she wakes up.

33. I’m afraid of humidity, but I’m obsessed with the rain; I’m afraid of darkness, but I’m in love with staying up late; I’m afraid of heartache, but I’m in love with you.

34. I also began to like the new and hate the old, and I began to get used to staying up late. I also began to become crazy, and I began to live alone.

35. Don’t drink. It’s bad for your stomach. Don’t smoke. It’s bad for your lungs. Don’t stay up late. It’s bad for your health. Don’t miss him. It’s bad for your heart.

36. I’m still staying up late, I can’t see you, I can’t hold you, I can’t lie in your arms and smell the smell of cigarette smoke on your body, and I can’t tell you that I miss you.

37. Maturity is actually very simple. Smoking and drinking on time, staying up late every day to masturbate and going to school and work during the day. Now you will soon appreciate the vicissitudes of your forties and fifties.

38. I really, really don’t like playing games, and I really, really don’t want to stay up late, but I still stay up late playing games with you just to have a reason to talk to you.

39. I am a self-talking level 6, inner talk level 8, champion of the Freestyle Singles Competition, and have won the Late Night Cup nine times. Don’t you plan to like me for being so powerful?

40. I don’t know why I stay up late. I start to have nothing to do. Is it to satisfy myself? Or for a certain her? I really don't know, forgive my ignorance.