Degang Guo's most classic joke.

I believe everyone is familiar with Degang Guo. Anyone who has seen his cross talk can't help falling in love with him. I wonder if everyone is like this? The following are the most classic jokes in Degang Guo that I compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Excerpt from Degang Guo's most classic joke.

1. Li Jing has a cousin who can tiptoe in Li Xia in high heels. She looks poor. Her picture is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

Have you ever seen a gangster with a crayon tattooed on his body?

Don't I know you yet? You get drunk when you touch wine, and you get lost when you see the world. When you get rich, you will begin to forget the words. You only have one advantage. As soon as you see your aunt, you will become digital.

4. "Single Knife Club" As we all know, Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan became sworn three times, and the brothers and sisters knocked their heads on the ground like brothers, and then went to protect the Tang Priest. There is this story in A Dream of Red Mansions.

Crosstalk is all made up, and the next paragraph is true.

6. We all drove back to Beijing. Mr. Yu is taller than us. He watched us drive, watched us, and rode back by bike.

7. You hit the monk after reading the scriptures.

8. You haven't met my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

9. Take out a golden pen, which is dazzling, cold and scary.

10. The white freshly brushed pulp in the White House.

1 1. How many stops is Tieling from America?

12. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one, ha! Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

13. As soon as the girl turned around, she combed four hairs.

14. Walking, hey, there is a question mark in front, Liu Bei jumped? Are you shocked? . Hey, there is a mushroom. Eat it and Liu Bei will grow up. Or go forward, another question mark, a touch, a flower, after eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand, toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot! With wings, the tortoise will come?

15. It's three o'clock to wear slippers and masks.

16. I used to talk, but I thought I was blind.

17. Several inhuman hooligans abused Li Qing's cousin in the moonlight. When the moon came out, several hooligans turned themselves in.

18. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they never know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.

19. I like playing the flute. I told my wife that I buried the flute with me when I died. I like erhu. I told my wife that I buried the erhu with me when I died. I like chimes again recently. My wife said: the country is easy to dig, don't bury it.

20. Pancake rolls and steamed buns are eaten with rice. International celebrities eat fried liver in the morning, stew at noon and stew yeast at night.

Appreciation of Degang Guo's most classic jokes

1. Why is your cross talk like a TV series?

As we all know, Water Margin is a classic literary work adapted from TV series.

It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

I turned around and stood at the door of the bathroom. I feel much calmer. A man came out of the bathroom opposite me.

5. The old father is lying in bed. You are a dutiful son. You looked at the old father like this, and just ran to the bed, and at this moment you saw that something was wrong with the old man. He was so angry there that he had something to say but couldn't say it. He asked for a pen, a pen and a piece of paper, and wrote a few words on the paper trembling: roll! Did you step on my oxygen pipe?

6.？ I opened the letter and read: Son, it has been a year since you left home in a blink of an eye. Today, under the reminder of my neighbor, I remembered a child like you. Our family has moved. Guess where? Come back, we are waiting for you! ? Where can I find you?

7. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

8. Go your own way and say whatever you want.

9. thousands of books, a three-foot Longquan, was born in the world. What do I think? I can't serve my country and the world. Whose husband am I?

10. I participate, you contribute, I am happy!

1 1. The world is cold and broad-minded, whose business is mine, to benefit the people, to help the society, and to help you helpless mentally retarded groups. (Vulnerable groups) treat your affairs as my affairs and everyone as my children.

12. After my counseling, I inspired how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

13. Buy a PHS and make a phone call. Call the street first and then apologize. Buy a copy, buy a genuine copy, buy a pirated copy, fast forward and fast backward. Buy a washing machine with two rollers, one for rice and the other for noodles.

14. How are you? Why? How old are you? -Why is it always you?

15. If I were a star in the sky, you would be the sun; If I were insulin, you would have high blood sugar. I am Pleasant Goat, and you are Big Wolf. I am an apple, and you are lust, caution. I am an orange in Guangyuan, and you are Sanlu's milk powder; I'm Edison Chen.

16. I'll drink it as soon as I enter the room! Look at this old woman, her hair and the face of the child, and her spirit! Sitting cross-legged on the kang with a copy of Jin Ping Mei in his hand.

17. It takes a lot of effort to say cross talk. I am sweating here. You don't think people sweat. Where are they? They all raise sweat.

18. Kara is a dog. I wrote it. I am going to write another one. Yu Qian is a pig.

19. Yu Qian's father, let me introduce you. I introduced Yu Qian's third-grade films.

20. Diligence, I just spend other people's coffee time drinking beer.

A selection of Degang Guo's most classic jokes

1. If you want to get rich, take off your pants first.

What these big girls wear is hidden.

3. Will it last forever? Formalin, this bottle is yours.

Mr. Guo, you respect yourself. We only sell ourselves, not artists.

It's not enough for you to have friends far away.

6. somersault backwards for three and a half weeks, more than a month.

7. Everyone is familiar with marriage, which is an amateur activity loved by the broad masses of people.

8. I was so angry that I scolded: I will go out!

9. Many heroes flashed before my eyes, including Simon, a great official, and Mr. Chen (), who likes photography.

10. I am a hooligan. As long as you give me money, I will do something for you, smash people's windows and throw shit. However, throwing shit costs more. It feels different to want to scratch your head and shit.