Seek humorous jokes among doctors, nurses and patients.

1. The doctor said discontentedly to the patient, "You must have drunk a lot of wine again! Tell me honestly, how much do you drink every day? "

"Four bottles of beer."

"Didn't I tell you that you are only allowed to drink two bottles a day?"

"Yes, but the doctor who treated me before told me to drink 2 bottles a day!"

2. "Doctor, how is my dad?"

"Take this paper and please follow the will."

"Ah, my dad left? Dad! How did you leave! "

"I said please follow the doctor's advice."

The doctor said to the patient, "Quit smoking!"

"I don't smoke."

"Then don't drink alcoholic beverages!"

"I never touch alcohol."

"No soft drinks!"

"I only drink water."

"All fried foods should be quit!"

"I never touch those things."

"Well, do you like chewing gum?"

"Yes, very much."

"Don't chew in the future!" The doctor raised his voice impatiently.

4. A person goes to the hospital for treatment because of indigestion.

Doctor: "You should eat easily digestible meat, preferably a bird, because its body is constantly moving."

Patient: "What if there is better meat?"

Doctor: "What?"

Patient: "My wife's tongue! It moves all day. "

4, a person because of indigestion, please see a doctor. Doctor: "You should eat easily digestible meat, preferably a bird, because its body is constantly moving."

Patient: "What if there is better meat?"

Doctor: "What?"

Patient: "My wife's tongue! It moves all day. "