Football Club of Barcelona limerick

Barcelona reigns. Invincible in the world, always dominating. Guardiola, immortal myth. It's better to slay the devil and slay the gods than Nezha. It's a joke. Broken car toilet, like a pile of dung. Oil mosquito mule horse, drill my crotch. Milan bears are like toads. Seville, cut vegetables and melons. Scrap iron defeats people, rolling and crawling. See me, Barsad. Get down on your knees. I'll spare you. Call daddy. Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me kill.