The joke of the exam

1, two classmates, look alike! The physics exam lasts 65 minutes, and one person will hand in the paper. Then, a person went to wc, and the person who handed in the paper continued to come in for the exam!

2. While I was taking the test for Wenquxing, suddenly the alarm clock on it rang. Is it cold? And woke up the teacher who was sleeping soundly. Beaten up by brothers after the exam?

At the end of the exam, a strongman looked at the invigilator and giggled. The teacher came over and asked: How was the exam? Not bad, huh? His classmate replied: I don't know how the exam went. You have to ask me the one in front.

Tell me about our classmates' cheating experience. The teacher will draw a range before the exam, but the range is relatively wide, so the students will type out all the contents in Word, and then reduce the printing ratio to print them out (the specific ratio is not clear). The contents of a piece of A4 paper are printed on a piece of paper about half the size of a cigarette case. Then cut out the typed content, and then paste 1 page and 2 pages back to back. Generally, there are no more than 4 pieces of double-sided paper in a class. This is suitable for reading at the cuff in winter. The other one is suitable for summer use. The classmate is a girl. She wore a skirt of medium length on the day of the exam. It's still a small note on it, stuck on the opposite side of the skirt. I admire turning my skirt over a little during the exam. But in fact, the invigilator still knows what she is doing, so once in the middle of her exam, a teacher came up behind her and patted her on the shoulder and said, OK, OK, just pass the exam, OK? . It is really cold!

In junior high school, the final exam was finished 40 minutes in advance. I was so bored that I stuck my head in my desk and couldn't pull it out. Later, with the help of the teacher, I finally pulled it out and handed it in.

6. In junior high school, the female classmate next door threw the book on the ground in a biology exam and copied it with her toes. I have always admired her eyesight and the flexibility of her toes.

7. One of my classmates took an English test in college. He bought a box of embroidery needles, and then engraved the contents of the exam on his desk in advance (our desk is one of those shiny hard boards). You can't see it when you look straight, but you can only see it when you look sideways. He carved all afternoon, blunted n needles, and finally his hands were numb, and then he threw a book and occupied a seat on the desk. I think that table will be seized by my brothers and sisters in the future.

8. What I earn the most is that I didn't prepare anything and thought I was going to die! I have prepared the repair fee! Come to the examination room and sit in a daze! As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats, so I went to look at the new seat. Wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are all copied! Looking around, I found a brother staring at me with fiery eyes, hahahaha, the course passed smoothly!

9. I once dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared me to death. I woke up and found that I was really taking an exam!

0. An expert was sleeping all the time during the exam, then woke up at the end of the exam, looked around and found that the students behind him had finished the paper, but they didn't write their names, so they took it and handed it in with their names?

10, during the exam, because I was too focused on others, the teacher came over and asked me: You guys? Is the teacher okay? I actually answered him:? Not bad. ? As a result, remember.

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