A collection of humorous and commonly used chat jokes

Commonly used chat jokes

1. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

2. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

3. A hero has a hard time with a beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty helped me pass.

4. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

5. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

6. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

7. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me.

8. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

9. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

10. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

11. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

12. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.

13. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

14. Only when you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

15. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but they grow on my face. I really miss you!

16. After studying for more than ten years, I think it’s easier to get along in kindergarten!

17. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

18. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained... and I drowned.

19. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

20. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

Classic ridicule and humorous jokes

1. A small tree cannot become a useful person if it is not cultivated, and a child cannot become a useful person if it is not cultivated.

2. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

3. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

4. Life is like a dandelion, try to blow it as little as possible.

5. Your appearance is very refreshing.

6. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

7. No matter how perfect the figure is, in the eyes of people who don’t love her, it is also a source of ridicule.

8. A big woman should not be without power for a day, and a small woman should not be without money for a day!

9. It’s not that I don’t smile, I will lose my fans as soon as I smile!

10. Youth is dedicated to the house, middle age is dedicated to the children.

11. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C.

12. Is the blank white?

13. I usually don’t dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

14. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

15. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

Suitable for ridicule Classic funny jokes

1. If you are desperate, why not walk? Just take a car.

2. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

3. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

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4. God said there should be light, but I said I was against it, so there was darkness in the world.

5. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

6. Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore On the head.

7. There is gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the whole leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!

8. It’s better to chat on QQ for a month than to study Chinese for 10 years. .

9. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

10. Master, please forgive me!...A long, long time later...Master, please forgive me!

11. When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up I can save the whole world, but when I grow up, I realize that the whole world cannot save me.

12. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

13. We can hide from everyone, but we cannot hide from a fly. It's often the little things in life that make us unhappy.

14. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

15. Women have countless QQ accounts just to tease a man. Men often use one QQ account to add various women.