What are the jokes in the field of architectural design?

Let me briefly mention a few that I think are funny.

The sculpture of the Nazi military salute stood in front of the Milan City Hall.

After the end of World War II, the city government felt that it was inappropriate to keep it there and planned to modify it.

The architects they found came to a conclusion: just cut off some of his fingers!

One day, the boss of the Greenland Center said to the deputy mayor in charge of construction: Boss, should our city also build a landmark building?

Deputy Mayor: Let’s build a J8. Will you pay for it?

After the mayor finished speaking, he turned and left.

BOSS pondered for a while and seemed to have some realization.

So Jinan City has an additional landmark building.

Party A: "Xiao Zhang from the design institute, I think these parts of the drawings need to be changed."

Xiao Zhang: "I'm afraid this won't work. Changing it will affect the structure. Ah."

Party A: "Oh, can't you just think of a way to solve it?"

Xiao Zhang: "It's really not possible, the impact can't be explained in just one or two sentences. "Clearly."

Party A: "Xiao Zhang, you can't make excuses when you encounter difficulties. You must treat your work seriously."

Xiao Zhang has no choice but to use his big move: " Leader, I really can’t change it. It’s bad feng shui.”

Party A: “Ah! It’s so serious, so let’s not change it.”

There is a young couple. He is in the civil engineering and construction industry, and his children are also familiar with it. One day, the child asked his mother: What are the owners, design institutes, construction units, safety supervision stations, and construction costs?

His mother replied: The owner is like your father, who does nothing but only carries a hand and trains people all day long. The Design Institute is like your grandpa, with conservative ideas and backward concepts. He walks around with a bird cage in his hand, pointing everywhere but not caring about anything. The construction unit is like your mother, who works stupidly all day long, juggling extra tasks, and sometimes has to be scolded by your father and grandfather. The safety supervision station is like your grandma. She dislikes your mother everywhere and nags her all day long, but no one listens to her. ?

The child asked again: What is the other cost unit?

His mother said that the cost of construction is just like you. She said that she helps her parents calculate the money, but she also eats from her parents, wears her clothes and spends her parents' money.

One day

Business manager: Xiao Ming, you just came to the company, don’t worry about the salary, work hard and learn more is the most important thing

Xiao Ming : But my classmates are like me, they have already earned 300,000 yuan in other units

Business Manager: 300,000 yuan just after graduation? Impossible?

Xiao Ming: Really. Business Manager: What does your classmate do?

Xiao Ming: He went to the construction site to run a project without wearing a safety helmet, and his head was hit, and they paid for it

Business Manager:. . . Do you readers have any interesting anecdotes? ?