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Dance in chains, 17000 km to enjoy the report post of the owner of the big commander.

Let's talk about the direct demand of cars first. Before the big finger, we had a 2.0 self-priming peugeot 3008. To tell the truth, this is a good family car, and our family has deep feelings for it. Now we still maintain it regularly and go out for a walk from time to time. ? My son is five years old this year, and his energy is getting stronger and stronger. He goes out to play with more and more things, and the space in 3008 is getting more and more tense (the reason for reporting to his wife). ? Coordinate Beijing, in 2020, foreign cars (3008 is a foreign card) will be restricted from entering Beijing (the rigid demand repeatedly emphasized with the daughter-in-law). ? I am a model airplane athlete. The bigger the plane flies, the more the wing can disassemble the fuselage, and it is 2m+. I really can't let go of 3008 (real reason). ? Buying a car is a family matter, and the family, well, the wife has the final say! How did I trick my wife into raising the budget? Delete in brackets)? To be honest, I actually watched GAC Chuanqi GS8 at first, because my friends were driving around, and I thought it was ok. Domestic products are worth supporting (mainly to support play, but afraid of being too expensive). But with the attitude of shopping around and being responsible for the budget given by my daughter-in-law, I saw Highlander and Sharp successively ... In short, I looked at my daughter-in-law from low to high according to the budget of my seventh year. Believe me, after she saw the first year of high school, she could never go back. ? Well, we are a poor and kind family. Although my daughter-in-law's wise eyes have long seen through my sinister intention of playing model airplane, I still moved with emotion and reason, step by step, and finally my wife asked the budget to be controlled within 35 [hee hee]. ? Finally, talk about the needs of full-time drivers in the whole family-me. ? I am a middle-aged (slightly fat) man who just entered the 40 club. Fat is soft, and the heart is strong all the year round. To be honest, JEEP is not a feeling, but an obsession. But as a 40-year-old fat man who is about to get greasy, you can't and have no right to be willful. Again, we are poor and kind people. When buying a car, we must consider all aspects, such as the old and the young, the ones who don't drive in and make a fool of themselves, and the ones who don't drive out are shabby. ? Therefore, when you stand in JEEP's 4S shop, gnashing your teeth, stamping your feet, crying and looking away from herdsman, your big finger will jump out at the first time to impact all your senses, strongly support all the promises you need to give, comfort your old mind, and be especially warm and moist (if you think wrong, go to the wall). ? Well, in this way, taking advantage of the national five concessions, the face value, space and preferential treatment of the big finger conquered the vacancy of the wife and adult (who said performance, who? Stand Up! Single, right? Does the wife need to consider the performance when looking at the car? ! ), this (micro) fat man takes the car decisively as fast as lightning (well, he didn't give them a chance to earn interest on loans).

The first long-distance driving, just a few days after picking up the car, went to Urumqi from Beijing on business. ? Have you ever run the expressway from Beijing to Urumqi? After crossing Zhangjiakou, one person often owns a whole section of expressway. In order to match your wild heart, there are often no bends in this section of the road. ? You know what to do at this time. The speed of the big finger is smooth, steady and powerful. Under the condition of 100 per hour, the required power. At constant speed 120, the engine speed is appropriate 1500 rpm, which is comfortable ~ ~ ~? In order not to be checked by the water meter, I can only say that if someone dares to try, they will find that the speed is only 190. I guess maybe it's possible that the big finger doesn't float. ? On the way back, I surfed the grassland for a while, and I only showed you a few pictures of the world. The goods in the photo belong to my colleague-the cheap one.

Bitch wooshing good male colleague appeared in the camera.

Returning from the grassland to the expressway, I chose a provincial road with beautiful scenery. Well, I chose it by navigation. I didn't find it until I went there. ? Maneuverability, hehe, the real owner understands that the big finger wave is nothing like a big 7-seat SUV. I dare not say it's as light as a swallow, but I won't be vague if I want to do it. ? Well, do you know what it's like to pull a cheap and good male colleague in the car? Hehe, after the video review was completed, I copied the time-delayed video connection he took from the co-pilot position. ? As mentioned earlier, we have a 3008. Who knows the famous 3008 candle lamp? Does anyone know what it's like to be tortured to death by a high beam dog with a candle light at night? Because it was a little long in the grassland, it was completely dark when we entered the Badaling Expressway. When the headlights of the surrounding cars were lit up one after another, the horror shadow of 3008 owners being dominated by candlelight and high beam dogs reappeared in their minds. . . . . . ? Not long after, just after crossing a tunnel, the high beam dog arrived as promised, stabbing two lightsabers from behind, and the dazzling base light was enough to expand your psychological shadow area to two rooms and one living room. The owner of 3008, who drives a big commander, gives in from the heart. Under the reminder of a good male colleague, I remembered that I was driving a big commander, ahhh! Come on, turn on the high beam. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, from now on, there is no shadow. I don't know why, but I don't feel timid when I meet Audi. In the words of a good male colleague, you are not called high beam, but you are called directional optical high beam to kill dogs [hee hee]? Although the distance is not long this time, it is the first time for me to run in with my big finger. With the company and cooperation of colleagues, you and I are happy together.

Another reason for choosing a big commander is because of safety. You know, as a 40-year-old fat man who is about to get sick, you can dance, but please wear shackles. When your wife and son sit in the car, you will know how important safety is. ? I won't say anything about the high commander's excellent performance in the collision test. I hope everyone will never use it. ? The next two scenes I want to talk about happened on the highway, which made me full of gratitude and trust for Big Finger. ? Scene 1: On the expressway, there is a big car ahead, and my speed is 100+, because the big car is blocked and there is no line of sight. Only after the big car in front crossed the line did I find that there was a traffic jam in front, and both lanes were full. Brake with one foot, I feel that the beast under the seat can't be controlled, and the distance from the front car is not enough to brake. At that time, my wife was in the car, and I began to hesitate whether to rear-end the car or hit the direction and rush to the emergency lane (which may overturn) (er ~ to explain, if a friend unfortunately encounters this situation, don't hesitate to step on it. Because rollover is more horrible). Suddenly, the dashboard sounded a shrill alarm, and then I felt that the brake pedal suddenly sank again on the basis of my hard step without turning on AAC adaptive cruise. The big finger was nailed a few meters behind the front car. ? After making sure that my wife and adult are safe and the rear car is safe, I calm down and recall a video I watched before, saying that the experiment proved that automatic thumb braking was a joke. Well, jump in the street ~X you # $%! ? Scene 2: During the day, on the highway, the wife and children in the car. The three carts on the right are connected end to end, and gay friends's posture is exposed. After following the car for a period of time, flash the lights, honk the horn continuously and accelerate. When overtaking the first car and the front of the car reaches the rear of the driving building of the second car (the blind area of the big car), the big car has no turn signal, ignores the horn and suddenly merges to the left. At the same time, you can see from the rearview mirror that the rear car is biting tightly, there is no safe distance, and you want to speed up overtaking. At this time, I can only say that I am a fool ~? Floor oil, decisive floor oil! At this time, the brake is waiting for the big car to turn my face, and the rear car will hurt me. The left front wheel of the big finger abuts against the shoulder, downshifts and the engine roars. The speed jumped from 1 10+, and the tachometer and speedometer suddenly jumped. I almost watched the rear of the right rearview mirror brush the front bumper of the cart and rush out of the tight encirclement. ? In the rearview mirror, the driver of the cart was frightened and the four wheels of the brake smoked. The driver of the car behind also braked early because he saw the abnormal position of his big finger. Seeing that my wife and children are still sleeping quietly, I am particularly calm, really, incredibly calm. Pat the steering wheel with your big finger, and even save swearing.

This is me and my big commander. I am 40 years old. I am a Sagittarius (micro) fat man who is about to get sick, and I have little strength to make money. Fetters are fetters. To put it mildly, they are the fetters of happiness. Of course, you can also call it responsibility. I still have an obsession in my heart. Perhaps, at the age of 60, I will change to a herder. But at present, while the big finger is dancing in chains, it almost meets all my needs for cars, supports my running and helps me give all the promises I can. It is a member of our family, a very important one. ? To tell the truth, it is rare for me to take such a period of time to write these words. This is actually because I really can't stand some full cars always messing around here. The thumb is not perfect, and I don't know much about cars. But as I said, Big Finger is our family, and we like it for good or bad. It's not your turn to judge. So, Chehei, please die far away! Leave this place for people who really need it. ? Finally, as a report post, hehe, the consciousness and blessings of the newcomers must still be there. I hope that no matter where you are, who you are with, what you are doing, you will be safe in and out! [Hee hee]

The first day of picking up the car

Car sticker: As an aviation model, it is logical and understandable to put Lockheed Martin's logo on the rear of the car.

Put down the back seat, two 35CC gasoline engines have no pressure [hee hee]. Look, there is Highlander next to them. The owner's brother loves his thumb so much that he drives my car when he goes out to surf.

Xiaosan ~

Small four ~

Well, everyday surfing.

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