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All lines of the Lantern Festival "Who lives on the first floor"
B: Are you talking about the kind of team that specializes in building superstars?
A: Yes, they are going to form a super artist group, which will definitely sweep the whole entertainment circle in the future.
B: Great. I have to know him.
We intend to join them.
But the news is true or false.
A: It's true.
Well, tell me which hotel they are staying in so that we can visit other people.
What are their identities? They keep a low profile. They don't stay in ordinary hotels.
B: instead of staying in an ordinary hotel, stay in,,,,
A: They live in a hotel with special security on the first floor, with one room.
B: Great, great. Then can you tell me the name of the hotel?
A: Secret.
Yes, please tell me.
A: Secret.
Yes, I know it is a secret.
Well, it's good to know that.
B: I mean, we have such a good relationship, just let it out and let's go and have a look.
Oh, I told a secret.
A: Secret.
B: Secret.
A: Secret.
I see. The name of the secret hotel you mentioned is the secret hotel.
A: A secret hotel.
A: Hahahahahahahaha.
A: That sounds confusing to everyone. It must be safe.
B: It must be safe. There must be many such heavyweights in this team, right?
A: they are all big names.
Ouch.
A: In addition, their true identities are afraid of being exposed, and they don't use their real names.
B: You don't need your real name.
A: Well, they all use code names.
Wow, that's great. Use code names. Then you can tell me which floor they live on, and we will visit them floor by floor.
Okay, listen carefully.
B: OK.
A: Code name.
B: Code name.
Who lives on the first floor?
B: Yes.
A: I don't know what lives on the second and third floors.
B: Huh?
Who lives on the first floor?
B: Ah.
A: I don't know what lives on the second and third floors.
B: ××, that's strange. You made it clear, but I don't understand it at all.
A: No.
B: Then tell me again.
A: I don't know who lives on the first floor and what lives on the second and third floors.
Do you really know which floor they live on?
I know.
B: Then please tell me who lives on the first floor.
A: That's right.
B: No, I mean the people who live on the first floor are,,,,
A: Who?
The man who lives on the first floor.
A: Who is it?
The man who lives on the first floor of the secret hotel.
Who lives on the first floor?
Why do you ask me?
A: I am not asking you. I'm telling you who lives on the first floor.
B: Whether you ask me or I ask you. Does that secret hotel have a first floor?
A: There must be.
B: Then tell me who lives on the first floor.
A: That's right.
B: ok, XXX, XXX, I say hello like this. Is there a waiter in that hotel?
A: There is a waiter.
The waiter's duty is to clean the room.
A: Of course.
B: Then whose room will the waiter clean when he gets to the first floor?
Oh, the waiter cleans his room every day.
No, no, no, I mean, whose room was cleaned.
His room must be cleaned every day.
B: I,,,,
A: Oh, his wife helped him clean for a few days.
Whose wife is it?
A: That's right.
B: XXX, I just want to know one thing. It's the name of the person who lives on the first floor.
A: What's the second floor?
B: I didn't ask you who lives on the second floor.
Who lives on the first floor?
B: That's exactly what I want to know.
A: Then don't move the floor where they live.
b; I didn't touch anyone.
A: Why do you get angry when you speak well? Look, everyone is laughing at you.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
B: XXX, please tell me the name of the person who lives on the first floor.
What's the name of the person who lives on the second floor?
B: I didn't ask you who lives on the second floor.
Who lives on the first floor?
I don't know.
A: The third floor.
Ouch.
A: Let's not talk about the third floor. You didn't make it clear before.
B: Why did you drag it to the third floor?
A: He said it himself.
B: If I ask about the third floor, I will ask who lives on the third floor.
No, no, I must ask you first who lives on the first floor.
B: OK, then tell me the names of the people who live on the first floor first.
A: What's the second floor?
B: I didn't ask you who lives on the second floor.
Who lives on the first floor?
I don't know.
A: The third floor.
Oh, my God.
I don't know who is who and what is what, but I don't know.
B: XXX, sorry, sorry. Would you please stay on the third floor for a while?
You can still ask me any questions.
Please tell me the name of the person who lives on the third floor.
A: What's the second floor?
B: I didn't ask you who lives on the second floor.
Who lives on the first floor?
I don't know.
A: The third floor.
Oh, here we go again.
B: let's put it this way. Is there a luxury suite in this hotel?
A: There must be a deluxe suite.
B: Then tell me which one lives in the deluxe suite.
A: Why?
I just want to know.
So I'm telling you.
B: OK, then tell me the name of the deluxe suite.
A: What's the second floor?
B: I didn't ask you who lives on the second floor.
Who lives on the first floor?
I don't know.
A: The third floor.
Oh, my God.
A: What's the matter? Sorry, everyone has to spend some time with him. We all know that. He is the only one who doesn't know.
B: Wait a minute, wait a minute, please tell me who lives in the deluxe suite.
A: Why?
B: Why?
A: Why?
Because, because,,,,
A: Because he lives in an ordinary suite.
Because he lives in a junior suite.
A: Because he lives in an ordinary suite.
B: He lives in luxury suites and ordinary suites. What kind of person is he? His two bodies are running around, running around.
B: XXX, I see. I will say hello like this.
A: Yes.
B: If I have a very good plan to cooperate with this team.
A: Oh, great.
So I accepted the plan. When I get to the secret hotel, who should I give it to on the first floor?
I'm so touched.
B: Why?
A: I'm so happy, XXX, to talk to you for so long. What you just said is the only correct one.
Am I right?
A: You are right in this direction.
B: Just take the plan and give it to the people on the first floor.
A: Of course.
B: Who is it?
A: Of course.
B: certainly?
A: Of course.
I see.
Understand?
I get it, I get it, I get it. Take the plan to the first floor for you.
Who are you going to give the plan for the first floor to?
B: Who received it?
A: Of course.
B: That's right.
A: That's right.
B: Just bring the floor plan to you on the first floor.
No, who are you taking to the first floor?
B: Of course.
A: Well, I won't tell you.
No, don't do that. I almost get it. I'll take the plan to the first floor for you.
Who are you going to give the plan for the first floor to?
B: Who received it?
A: Of course.
That's what I'm saying.
A: That's not what I meant.
How could you not mean that? I'll say whatever you say. How could you not mean that? I have to take the plan to the first floor.
A: Then whoever takes it will take it.
I don't care who he is, you'd better answer it for me.
A: XXX, I think we are making progress.
We are making progress.
A: Everyone thought you would understand.
We are making progress.
A: We are making progress.
Well, here comes a very, very rich investor who wants to see the boss.
A: Great.
Then tell me, who is the boss?
Who, who is the boss and who can be the boss? We all know who can't be the boss I'll tell you who the boss is.
Why do you ask me who lives on the first floor again?
A: I am not asking you. I'm telling you who lives on the first floor.
I don't care!
Well, that's none of his business.
B: Huh?
A: I don't care. It's the driver.
Oh, my God!
A: Oh, my God, it's a bodyguard.
Oh, my God!
A: Oh, my God, he didn't come this time. Don't talk about him.
Who the fuck are you ?
I am a nobody and live on the first floor.
I don't want to talk to you anymore! Damn it!
A: I really don't know who lives on the first floor, the second floor and the third floor.
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