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A complete collection of humorous Bible short stories
1 An aunt mistakenly joined a doctoral group. Someone asked: A drop of water falls freely from a very high place. Will it hurt or kill? The group immediately became lively, and all kinds of formulas, assumptions, calculations of resistance, gravity and acceleration were fully discussed for nearly an hour. At this moment, my aunt asked quietly: Have you never been caught in the rain? There was a sudden silence in the crowd ... and then, and then the aunt was kicked out of the group. Knowledge and theory will only bring us more ways of thinking, and only experience from life can solve problems better. A father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "The father replied airily," People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! Your extreme view of things is the real flaw in your own heart. The mouse fell into a half-full rice jar, and it was overjoyed by the accident. After making sure there was no danger, it began to eat, sleep and eat in the rice jar. Soon, the rice jar bottomed out, but after all, I couldn't get rid of the temptation of rice and stayed in the jar. Finally, when the meal was finished, I found that jumping out was just a dream and I could do nothing. You can't always be satisfied with the status quo, you should have a long-term vision to achieve something, otherwise it will be like this mouse sitting in a tree and doing nothing all day. A little rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I sit there doing nothing all day like you?" The crow replied, "Of course, why not?" So the rabbit sat under the tree and began to rest. Suddenly, a fox appeared. The fox jumped on the rabbit … and ate it. If you don't reach a certain height, don't expect to gain anything by doing nothing. On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, as usual. On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will trample you to death. What you pay is not necessarily what others want. If you can't understand what the other person really needs, the price of living in your own world forever is worthless. An architect called an architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "Some words are obviously true, but they sound false; Some words are obviously false, but they are described as more humorous than gold. Fairy tale: father and son carry donkeys "son, ride donkeys!" "! I will follow you and won't let you fall! "The father let the child ride on the donkey and walked beside him. At this moment, two fathers' friends came over. "ah! Hey! It's nothing to let the children ride on donkeys and walk by themselves! Spoil the child now, and you will get it later! For the sake of the child's health, he should be told to go, let him go, let him go! " "oh! Yes! Makes sense. " So the father let the child down and rode on the donkey's back. The child hobbled behind the donkey. Walking, I met a milkmaid. The girl said in a reproachful tone, "Ouch! It's a pity that there is such a cruel father in the world who easily rides on the back of a donkey and lets such a small child walk! Look how miserable the child is, staggering in the back. What a pity! " "yes! You are right! " Father nodded in agreement. So the father told the children to ride on the donkey's back and walk to the market. The donkey has to carry two people at the same time, and gradually it is hard to walk, shortness of breath and shaking legs. But dad didn't notice, and he was still humming and rocking on the donkey's back! The donkey finally went to the church, took a deep breath and had a rest. A priest stood in front of the church and stopped them. "ah! Hey! Please wait a moment, let such a weak animal carry two people. Poor donkey. Where are you going? " "We will take this donkey to the market to sell!" "oh! This is even more problematic. I think the donkey was exhausted before you came in. I'm afraid I can't sell it yet! Believe it or not. " "So, what should we do?" "Donkey!" "good! Makes sense. " The father and son immediately jumped off the donkey's back, then tied the donkey's leg and lifted the donkey with a stick. Carrying it like this, of course, is very heavy, so father and son and children are very tired. After all, the donkey is a donkey, but it is extremely painful to be hung upside down, not only foaming at the mouth, but also twisting violently. "ah! Be good! " Father scolded severely. But the donkey wouldn't listen and twisted even more. As a result, the stick snapped off. The rope broke and the donkey plunged into the river. Unfortunately, the river surged after the rain, and the donkey was swallowed up by the rapids at that moment and disappeared. "ah! How did this happen? This is the most serious consequence of blindly listening to other people's opinions! "
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