Humorous greeting sentences

1, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

2, men: before engagement, like a grandson, obedient. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

3. Sichuan is like Oreo. Earthquakes twist first, mudslides lick again, and floods soak again.

4. It is not necessarily * * who cries for pain, but it must be the one who seduces men.

None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

6, robbery! Hands Up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, saying you, look at the phone!

7. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

8. I am afraid that the teacher will come to my house. Sitting on my pier and drinking my tea, my mother beat me as soon as the teacher left.

9. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

10, there are three treasures in lies: eternal love; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: cancer can't be cured in car accidents.

1 1, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired, or China.

12, there is no wife in the old woman's cake, and some people expect to get a wife from the drift bottle?

13. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

14, clear water, no fish, invincible.

15, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

16, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

17, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

18, boss: friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.

19, I am familiar with mobile phones, and I am really inseparable.

20. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

2 1, hug is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see each other's face.

22. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

Obviously, only one of you has been deleted, but the whole list is empty.

24. I hate boys' long legs and love to wear tight pants. I walked over like a red-crowned crane.

25. My admiration for you is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River bursting its banks.

26. Hate me. It's okay. I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

27, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

28. Good friends meet by patting your left shoulder and appearing on your right shoulder.

29. Roses are very cheap. You can give them to your wife.

30. Two strangers came to this city, and then, and then they met.

3 1, it is precisely because of the ups and downs of love that we can be happy in ordinary happiness.

32. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

33. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick.

34. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

35, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

36. One day, I changed the automatic reply to and then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

37. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

38. I must play a sparkling joke in your mediocre life.

39. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

40, guests and friends in the world are on the water, nosy and miserable; There are several sincere thanks, but there are still many in the world.

4 1. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. I am really a graduate student.

42. The sweat and tears you shed today are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

44. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

45. Only when a man has no money can he say that a woman loves money.

46. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

47. I want people all over the world to know that I have contracted you, a grinding goblin.

48. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When a * * dies, he dies, he dies.

49, women love makeup, men love to lie; Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes, and men lie to deceive women's hearts.

50. If the son doesn't listen, he can fight appropriately, otherwise he won't show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the problem.

5 1, I envy you for knowing me so young.

52. It's not sleepy in spring, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?

53. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

54. The girl's heart is flawless; Innocent heart, beauty lies in innocence; The heart of the strong is fearless; The beauty of people with lofty ideals lies in selflessness.

55. I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

57. There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

58, Chongqing is good, every day is free to steam sangla, other places are just refreshing, we steam quack!

People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

60. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-playing.

6 1, clap your head and make decisions, clap your hands and leave.

If you ask me how much I love you, I can say that you are like a wireless network.

63. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

If I go down one day, I will definitely come up to see you.

65. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work!

66. In the past, the route was simple, but walking revealed the sexy essence.

67. Ghosts don't hide the devil take the hindmost, and ghosts hide from people.

68. Elder sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at, or even the dog will faint.

69. It takes only two new lovers and time to forget someone.

70. When you hear a name and think of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

7 1, a light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

72. Forgive her for not comforting him. Everyone can finally lick their wounds.

73. Nothing is meanest, only meaner.

74, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

75. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

76. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

77. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

78. The best thing about my sister is that she can be a gangster and a writer without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

79. I want to see the moon, but it shines on the ditch.

80. I have been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.

8 1, it's not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas!