Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— Excerpt from Laughing at Guang Lin (Volume 7)

A businessman went whoring and asked him when he was young. The prostitute said, "Eighteen." Over the years, businessmen have lost money in business, but they still go to their homes to prostitute themselves. When asked about the year, he said, "Seventeen." A few years later, I went to his house and asked him, and then I said, "Sixteen." The businessman burst into tears at once, and the prostitute asked why, saying, "Your age is the same as my capital, and it is gradually shrinking. It is not sad to think of this. "

Zi likes visiting brothels. His father said, "You useless beast, I visited brothels ten times, but I saw you nine times.". "So, you give me another chance, and then you scold me?" "

A gentleman wanted to cross the river, but he didn't have a ferry. Suddenly I saw a chinemys reevesii, and the scholar said, "Brother Turtle, please cross me over and I will thank you with a poem." The tortoise said, "Sing before crossing the road." The scholar said, "Don't be fooled by you. Sing a few words first, then sing a few words later. How about it? " The tortoise said, "Make." The scholar said, "If you wear gossip in the Nine Palaces, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas will be afraid." The tortoise is very happy, just crossing the river. The scholar went on to say, "I am a man in clothes and don't answer the tortoise."

Lei Gong wanted to punish his rebellious son, who took his hand and said, "Wait a minute. I ask you, is it the new tripterygium wilfordii or the old tripterygium wilfordii? " Lei Gong said, "What is it?" The humanitarian said, "If it were the new Lei Gong, I would have died long ago. If it is old Lei Gong, my father betrayed my ancestors. Where have you been? "

It is best to sing a song alone. He came back late to visit relatives, and the city gate was closed. Tell him to open the door. The doorman said, "If you sing a song, I'll let you in." The man said, "If you sing, just sing. Just me. You have to promise. " The doorman said, "It's up to you." The man said Baiyun first: "Call Zhou Cang." The city should say, "Ga!" "Grandpa Guan is out of town, don't pick him up quickly." Reply: "Ga!" The man said, "since you know that your grandfather is out of town, you should open the door." How dare you ask me to sing? "

Suzhou is always rolling, and someone asks, "Do you have a son?" Answer: "It's sad to mention children. In the past, my wife and my father were engaged, which was very successful, but it was rejected by a damn scam, resulting in my wife and my father never marrying my wife and my mother, and my wife and my mother never raising a wife. So far, my child has died. "

One Weng has no children, and three husbands live together. A newly built hall, my husband is drunk at home, so he shouldn't knock on the door and scold why he closed the door so early. Angry, Weng called his second son-in-law to complain: "I spent a lot of money on this house, and it was not easy to earn it." It is very disgusting to make such unfavorable remarks. " The second son-in-law said, "This house is only worth 500 gold." The angrier Weng was, the more he called his third son-in-law to tell him. Three old ladies said, "Even if you persuade Abel to sell 500 gold, it's not worth a fart to have a skyfire."

Diners are very poor, so they have no food in the morning, so they cook and eat. Later, I went to the rich children's table. If you drink too much hollow wine, you will vomit and your leaves will be uncomfortable. Afraid of being laughed at, he said, "It's so strange. It only takes a few lotus seed soup to eat the cooked soup in the morning. How does the small lotus leaf grow fast? "