Ask for evening host or classic funny jokes.

Small eyes, smart mouth and good heart. Like you, we are all plucked birds, and we will never fly high. Give the bird a round of applause. Hello everyone! I am handsome, charming, loved by everyone, blossoming and seeing a car with a flat tire. A man's big toe turned green and the doctor diagnosed it as cancer! Then remove it. In a few days, two toes will be green, and then they will be removed! Three days later, my feet turned green and I had to go to a big hospital. The old doctor looked at it for a long time and said, according to my years of experience, your socks have faded; Dear classmates and teachers, we should relax again. I hope music can wash your heart and enrich your soul. Let us meet in music. Distinguished guests, friends, new friends, old friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, big friends, children, friends who are flirting with each other and single friends who are flying solo tonight, good evening. Bowing to you on the stage, I can't stand up without applause. Nice to meet you, but unfortunate to meet me. Anyway, everyone met, please applaud.