Weibo, a cold joke in summer.

The melon farmer said: "Selling melons is not sweet and there is no charge." Customer: "Boss, something not sweet." Guanong: . . .

The little white rabbit was playing in the forest. When he met the wolf, he came up and slapped the little white rabbit and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance.

The next day, she walked out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and patted the white rabbit twice and said, "I told you to wear a hat."

Tutu was very depressed and decided to complain to Tiger, the king of the forest.

After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I'll handle this." That day, the tiger found the wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " Then he said, "Do you think this will work? You can say, Tutu, find me a piece of meat! Catch the fat one. You said you wanted the thin one. Find the thin one. You said you wanted the fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say. Tutu, find me a woman. Look for plump ones. You said you liked slim ones. Find a slim one. You said you liked plump ones. You can beat her. Reasonable and powerful. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands. Unexpectedly, the above words were heard by the little white rabbit outside the window. I feel very depressed.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, do you want to be fat or thin? Hearing this, the wolf felt heavy and happy. He added, "Tutu, find me a woman." Tutu asked, "Do you want to be plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two sticks. "I told you not to wear a hat."