Funny sentences about dentures

1. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

2. Who is in charge today? Not even wiping the blackboard!

3. I have a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist.

4. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

5. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe!

6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot.

7. If you push me again, if you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

8. Hey, say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn’t.

9. If there is a road in the mountain of books, it is a sign of respect to work first, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning. Eight treasures are used to make porridge.

10. Don’t be nervous, I am not a good person...

11. If you bother me again, if you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

12. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

13. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you?

15. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

16. Can’t reach it? Try stepping on the left foot and the right foot...

17. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago!

18. You said... you like me? Actually...I started...Actually, I...let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a bit...

19. Do you drink water, water, or water? Take your pick!

20. If you like it, I’ll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person’s anger) Oh no, it’s “Brother, I’ll buy it for you!”

21. Handsome What's the point? If you don't do it well, you might as well be eaten by pawns?

22. Can a scholar be called stealing?

23. I hate it, don’t ask single men such questions!

24. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25. Don’t think that because I am handsome, I am unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.

27. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

29. The feet of three cobblers stink as much as one Zhuge Liang.

30. In this golden autumn with red maple leaves...

31. One cuts thyroid hormone, and the other does not.

32. Don’t worry that something will happen to your girlfriend if she follows me. As soon as she lays an egg, we will step on it immediately and never let the principal or parents know!

33. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even used a honey trap yet!

34.A: Where to eat? I'm out of money. B: Let’s go to the restaurant. I’ll pay for the water pipe.

35.A: It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without revenge. B: Then how can I make you die?

36. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle!

38. See if there is anything that should be left behind?

39. Is this blind man a blind man?

40. She is so fat that I can’t twist her arm with my thigh.