A joke about roses

Yesterday, in the cultivation of teaching ability, we tried to teach the lotus pond moonlight. The teacher asked our prospective teacher to teach the children to understand the first sentence of the article, "My heart is quite uneasy". The only boy in the class who will be a translation teacher in the future replied: "At the beginning of the article, it was mentioned that my wife was filming leap, and at the end, it was said that her wife had fallen asleep. As a wife, she fell asleep despite her husband's absence, which shows that her wife no longer loves him, so her heart is quite uneasy. " Suddenly, the whole class laughed and fainted.

But it makes sense to think about it. In those days, falling in love was already a luxury, let alone a woman who got married and had children. It seems that Mr. Zhu spent a lot of time fidgeting. I have never seen a red rose and a white rose, but I heard that men need a red rose and a white rose all their lives. Being a woman is not easy.

I have no hope of becoming a rose. Garfield is the best. First, I can go out with Carla. Second, I will cheat. If I don't want to do something, I won't do it If I don't want to talk, I will ignore it. Don't pretend to be noble, and don't pretend to be a lady I think it's good to be a house girl.