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Introduction to San Mao’s Military History

"San Mao Joins the Army" tells such a story: In 1937, the Japanese invaders brazenly launched a war of aggression against China, and San Mao, who was homeless, also joined the army. Sanmao, wearing a large military uniform that didn't fit at all, lined up in the queue with a solemn expression and participated in the recruit training.

But during the live grenade throwing training, Sanmao, who was small and weak, accidentally missed and threw the grenade into the team. After a loud noise, the platoon leader showed a charred face full of anger...

Finally went to the front line to fight. Sanmao was very brave, but made many jokes. He inexplicably joined a death squad, They actually wiped out all the Japanese troops in one fell swoop.

Chiang Kai-shek personally visited the front line to express condolences to the soldiers. Sanmao was unexpectedly favored by Chiang. Not long after, he sent an order to send Sanmao to the division headquarters as an orderly. But not long after, Sanmao, who worked as a "nanny" for the division commander, returned to the military camp due to the division commander's suicide and fought side by side with his old partners. They formed a commando team according to the orders of their superiors and were then airdropped into the jungle.

But the plane never came to pick them up. Sanmao and his comrade Lao Gui were almost like savages in their tattered clothes.

Suddenly one day, a plane flew over the jungle and dropped countless leaflets. It turns out that the war is over...

Sanmao became the first batch of demobilized soldiers. He took off his military cap and revealed three white hairs that he had not seen for a long time. He was confused and didn't know where to go...