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Here is the material of Neptune's hidden marriage and children.
It is said that Neptune was suspected of giving birth to a baby in a hidden marriage before the accident of the old uncle. After secretly giving birth to a 2-year-old baby's big melon, many babies in the comment area reacted fiercely, and the group was passionate. They strongly left a message asking uncle to continue to peel the big melon.
No, uncle has everything he wants. Uncle has contacted many friends in the circle these days and further excavated a lot of relevant secret information.
Then it's time to send fresh melons to the babies for a quick look!
Friends who like this story, remember to look at the forwarding and praise after reading it, and help uncle spread it more!
Speaking, to really make it clear that Neptune secretly gave birth to a child, as usual, we have to start from Neptune's lewd and chaotic private life a few years ago.
At that time, Neptune, in order to become the top player in the inner entertainment circle, tore up the high-quality resources of the two circles in Beijing and Hong Kong, and took his young body as bait to become the flesh bodhisattva and living Buddha Rinpoche walking in your circle, pleasing all the big names everywhere!
As a result, the boy, Neptune, who was just a "signing gentleman with Flammulina velutipes", pushed too hard and output too impatient, and finally abruptly destroyed his hairdressing tools.
Later, Neptune bought a large number of internationally used small blue pills in order to regain his glory (note: this is the so-called "panacea" that Kimchi Queen Kim Koryo bought for her little Toy Boy. It is widely rumored in the Jianghu that when Kim Koryo was arrested, several bags of small blue pills were found in her residence, so this thing can be regarded as an internationally certified explosive charge for men's special arsenal and Indian oil. ...
Its efforts are as bad as those of the seal pill spokesperson.
Later, his "signing little brother" really improved (although it was only a micro-progress from Xi' an to Xi' an).
Fortunately, Neptune's position was temporarily stabilized at this time. Through capital alliance and other operations (specifically, some underground means such as washing gold coins, stealing gold coins, and cooperating with overseas capital), he firmly twisted into a rope with the big shots in the circle and the rich second generation licking dogs, and gained the support of capital.
Based on this, at this time, it is no longer necessary for him to continue to condescend and act as an apple polisher to serve those capital bosses who are judgmental and aesthetically abnormal.
As a result, Neptune's mentality of "gun for gun" has been expanded in coffee places. He is no longer willing to lie under another man and be a mother for a hundred years, or be forced to do it in tears 1!
Instead, I am determined to let bygones be bygones, show my greatness as a big man, and show my "rare" signing baby to shoot beautiful girls.
Unexpectedly, however, just as he was boldly preparing for a big fight, an embarrassing squib began!
Here's the thing-
At that time, in order to relax and comfort himself, Neptune went to Maple Leaf to choose a concubine.
But this time, the princess's choice was different from his later choice. At this time, Neptune didn't realize that his "big baby" was actually just a weak chicken on a table and didn't know how to hide others. On the contrary, he is high-spirited, cheerful and determined to "show his glory"!
How to show it off?
It's very simple. This time, instead of looking for an inexperienced young lady on the boat, he arranged for the staff to contact a sex queen who is said to be famous for her superb writing in the North American study abroad circle-Earth Heifer!
Heifer is a sister, as the name implies, it is really not simple. According to the posts written by people studying abroad on the Internet, this girl has been in perfect love since she was a teenager, and her emotional experience is very rich.
Later, when she was a little older, she went straight to the sea and experienced the "private size" of the men around her. There are many stories.
How open was she?
It is said that once she dated men from five or six countries and had a fight with one-on-one fairies, which made her feel high.
As a result, Mavericks flirted with this group of people for several days. Men who spoke different languages admired Mavericks and called her a game master. Who can play?
The Mavericks also became famous in World War I, and they are famous in the study abroad circle.
At that time, many ticket players were proud of a calf, but the calf was very quiet. She never values any man. Once the other party can't give her the happiness she wants, even if she is a rich second generation with hundreds of millions of assets or a noble Arab oil prince, she will not hesitate to give up. ...
Can be called the number one romantic queen in the social circle.
It is because of her fame that Neptune moved his mind, and he tried to conquer such a queen to prove his uniqueness as a man.
So, his staff contacted the calf according to his instructions.
As for Heifer, she was very excited to hear that she would have a pk with Neptune, the top actor in the entertainment circle. She immediately prepared for this date and prepared to "be honest with Neptune".
Then sure enough, during the date, Neptune specially asked for leave from China to fly to Maple Leaf Country, and the heifer arrived at the luxury hotel under Neptune's package as promised!
After they formally met, the heifer went straight to the point, quickly danced her thighs and began to provoke Neptune.
Neptune is a bit unworthy. Balabala shows his hip-hop art and explodes himself as the god of the entertainment circle ... as proud as a peacock who has never seen the world.
Later, the heifer got bored, stripped Neptune's clothes and invited him to start a "good show", so he stopped acting.
I just didn't expect that from the moment of "honesty", the dark moment of Neptune's life came. ...
At that time, the heifer was already familiar with the inspection and played with Neptune's crime tools. The result was shocking to find that Neptune was actually a bean sprout!
When heifer saw this, she didn't even have the heart to continue playing. She just gave up the idea of playing games and laughed on the spot.
Neptune, however, didn't realize anything at this time, but confidently asked Heifer what she was laughing at. !
Little scalper is quite a Jianghu person. Seeing Neptune so ordinary and so confident, she showed no mercy. She went directly to the poison queen's net and said a lot of invalid but insulting words-
Neptune is a primary school chicken, why does he have the face to go out and play this exciting game between adult men and women? !
Hearing this, Neptune stood aloof for a long time. He is used to being flattered and praised, but he doesn't get the joke of heifer. Instead, he rightfully retorted that heifers are not as good as dogs.
Later, in order to save face, Neptune made a move. He directly took out his international small blue pills and told Heifer that it didn't matter. As long as he takes such a panacea, he will definitely let the heifer experience the joy of flying!
But when the heifer saw it, she was speechless. She laughed at Neptune. The man who plays games with her is not outstanding in talent and amazing in fighting ability. How can anyone be "weak" enough to take medicine for tonic?
If Neptune can't, he'd better clean up before it's too late and go home and cry to his mother. Don't be so stubborn and make a fool of yourself everywhere.
But I didn't expect Neptune to be so stimulated that he pestered the heifer and insisted that she do her hair with herself.
The heifer is helpless. Seeing her rights is like doing a good deed. She played with the silly son of the landlord for a while.
At that time, she casually played with Neptune's crime tools, but there was no means no. Despite taking drugs for entertainment, Neptune's little brother soon sank down and was ashamed!
Subsequent cattle and Neptune each used many methods to call the broken little brother, but there was still no result.
Finally, the heifer may go home disappointed when she was in a good mood, so she said a lot of excited words when she was in a low mood. Diss Neptune is a useless junk snack, the most incompetent and rubbish man she has ever seen in her life, and she is almost ashamed of Neptune. ...
After that, the heifer adjusted her clothes, waved goodbye and left directly, leaving the distraught Neptune speechless and in tears.
Interestingly, people don't think it's over yet, do they?
No, no, no, as the number one queen in the social circle and society, Heifer can stand out among a group of coquettish women and make a splash, not only because she is well informed!
The most important thing is that every time a heifer dates a man, she will write a wonderful "Little Composition on Learning Men" on her own platform to commemorate her course of conquering men.
Because of this, she has accumulated a group of her own diehard fans in the circle. These people are fascinated by her little composition, so they pursue her in various ways.
Then, you can imagine that after dating Neptune, a big star in the inner entertainment circle, although the result was not satisfactory, Heifer still followed the old rules and wrote an interesting and insulting essay with vivid details, as if she were in it.
At that time, after the composition po came out, many students who were concerned about cows were scared to eat melons one by one. Everyone was discussing the mysterious man who let cows fall into the sand and fought a disappointing battle.
After all, some people were smart enough. Inferred from the pseudonym of the mysterious man given by Mavericks and some clues with strong personal characteristics, this person is Neptune children's shoes that were popular in the entertainment circle that year!
As a result, a stone stirred up a thousand waves. You know, the circle of international students is very narrow and boring. Usually, besides studying in class, everyone eats melons to add a little fun to the boring life.
Now the news that the big star Neptune is a weak chicken has been exposed. Can't we catch up with the enthusiasm of eating melons and discuss the unfortunate life of such a gentleman, so as to improve our happiness in life?
So, you know, at that time, almost everyone in the North American study abroad circle was discussing Neptune's "silver-like wax spear head" and poking fun at the secret of diss Neptune's "uselessness" everywhere!
Later, more busybodies posted a post and contributed to an influential gossip media, revealing the incident.
Then the gossip media spread the news of fermentation everywhere. Boy, it didn't take long for this matter to spread in the entertainment circle, and some senior gossip circles were discussing the big secret of Neptune everywhere. ...
For a time, Neptune can be said to be a disgrace to men, a laughing stock in the entertainment circle and an embarrassing situation.
In this case, in order to save face for Neptune, Neptune's godmother had to anxiously arrange a "hand treasure" marketing plan, brainwashing Neptune everywhere that he was a famous and big-handed guy to safeguard Neptune's reputation;
At the same time, dopted mother also used her own capital strength to call the shots, deleted posts and covered her mouth everywhere, and even hacked the gossip media specifically aimed at the overseas students who fermented the above-mentioned Neptune incident.
In the end, the news that Neptune was a "bean sprout" was finally forced down under the overwhelming public relations war.
But we must know that some things and rumors are often easy to public relations, and people's hearts are like a rock, which is difficult to transfer.
Neptune, for example, has been wrong since he was humiliated by a heifer. At this time, his ontological consciousness woke up for the first time, and he finally realized the fact that he was "unable" and was born disabled!
This cognition can be said to have completely destroyed his mind. At that time, his little brother had a direct "mental breakdown" and could no longer stand up.
Several times, dopted mother used strong drugs to arrange sexy girls to provoke Neptune, but Neptune's body was completely unresponsive, lifeless like an old dried radish buried for thousands of years, and there was no improvement.
Later, dopted mother took Neptune to the hospital for physical examination. The doctor bluntly said that Neptune's illness was a double "collapse" of physiology and psychology. Unless you use some extreme measures, you will never be able to save it again!
Neptune and dopted mother were anxious when they heard the news.
Neptune, he is anxious that he can't be sentimental with his sisters in the future, and he has really become a shameful waste snack;
And godmother, she was worried that Neptune had not given birth yet, so she collapsed. What if their families are never seen again?
Based on this, dopted mother began to ponder some ghost ideas that had to be implemented.
At that time, she specially flew back to Maple Leaf Country to discuss with her husband (michel platini, also Neptune). Finally, the two of them finalized an idea-to select several surrogate girls for Neptune as soon as possible and take some scientific measures to help Neptune have children.
So next, michel platini decisively took on this important task, and he began to ask around in his social circle about young girls with outstanding looks, good health, clean net worth, good personality and cleverness, so as to finalize the candidate for surrogate girls!
Sure enough, after a period of time, michel platini found a suitable surrogate sister!
As usual, for the convenience of expression, let's give this sister a code name and call her Xiao Taohong ~
A few years ago, George W. Tao Hong was just an ordinary international student. She just finished reading and graduated from a university in Maple Leaf Country, but she is an ambitious child and she doesn't want to go back to China. On the contrary, she wants to live and work in the country of maple leaves. (People who have studied abroad should be aware of this situation. Many international students refuse to return home after graduation, and they are determined to stay there. To this end, some people even want to stay with the local elderly.
Based on this calculation, at that time, she was bent on finding a job and wanted to change her study visa into a work visa. Then she naturally stayed and tried to get a green card and become a local permanent resident.
As a result, in this process, because he was too impatient, reckless and short-sighted, he was finally fooled by Neptune michel platini and forced to be harmed.
The thing is, when Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. was looking for a job, he inadvertently sent his resume to michel platini dopted mother's company. Michel platini saw her personal situation and thought she was very suitable for Neptune's surrogacy, so she called little Tao Hong to the company and had an interview!
Under the investigation, michel platini became more and more satisfied with Xiao Taohong, thinking that this girl is beautiful, with a high degree of education, a general family, easy to fool and bully, and is the most suitable fertility tool ~
So at that time, I conveyed my meaning to Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. and advised Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. that as long as she was willing to be a surrogate mother, she could guarantee to help Taohong stay in Maple Leaf Country.
Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. hesitated at first. After all, she is a clean and highly educated girl, and she is a surrogate mother for a green card for no reason. Isn't that selling her reproductive organs? If she does, what dignity will she have in the future?
..... But michel platini is good at finding the right medicine and reading people's minds. Seeing Tao Hong's hesitation, he didn't force pua to brainwash Tao Hong. Instead, he directly took Tao Hong to the so-called high-end enjoyment place and showed Tao Hong the life of the rich with the attitude of a greasy old man, luring Tao Hong ~
Michel platini, after seeing that Tao Hong actress, born 1969 lost her eyes and moved her heart for the life she is addicted to money, took Tao Hong actress, born 1969 to live in her own big luxury house, and promised Tao Hong actress, born 1969 that as long as the surrogacy was successful, she would make her own decisions and give this big house to Tao Hong actress, born 1969!
At the same time, he pretended to be a successful person, and bewitched Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. and persuaded Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. to get a green card and a big house of his own in Maple Leaf as long as he gave birth to a baby in the womb. Where can I find such a good thing As an ambitious and smart girl, Little Tao Hong actress, born 1969 should know what kind of life she really wants.
What's more, what can I do with children? After the child is born, michel platini will take the child away. Little Tao Hong actress, born 1969 has nothing to lose, but she can be upgraded to a little rich woman. Why not?
Then Tao Hong actress, born 1969, anxious as a cat on hot bricks, was finally persuaded to be a surrogate mother after being brainwashed by michel platini's rhetoric.
However, Tao Hong Jr. is a man of some insight after all. Before the official start of surrogacy, she still tactfully asked michel platini to sign a contract with herself in advance, stating in the contract that Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. was a surrogate for a client in michel platini. But after the surrogacy process, michel platini should get a green card of Maple Leaf Country for herself and give her the agreed big house for free!
For these things, michel platini should do it all at once ~
In this way, after the two sides finalized everything, this so-called surrogate plan was officially put on the agenda!
At that time, michel platini and dopted mother specially negotiated with Neptune, asking Neptune to leave the internal entertainment circle and fly to Maple Leaf to start the pregnancy preparation plan.
But! As mentioned above, Neptune's tools for committing crimes during this period are completely useless. Even if he can't stand up straight every day, how can he get a girl pregnant?
So, at that time, Neptune and Tao Hong worked hard, but the effect was nothing, and Tao Hong's stomach was silent.
Later, the godmother was anxious to have a grandson, so she arranged for michel platini to find a surrogate agency and let the surrogate agency use some special methods to promote this surrogate agreement ~
As for the people in surrogacy agencies, they do have a set. They gave Neptune a lot of powerful drugs, arranged for Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. to have a lot of eggs-promoting injections, and at the same time made a long-distance arrangement, all kinds of amplification measures and auxiliary means, and finally got Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr. pregnant.
After that, as you can guess, Neptune returned to China after mating and continued to live well. At that time, while trying to restore my ability in that respect, I used the help of capital to bully others and export some junk works in the circle. My career is booming and I have become a super-first-line traffic artist!
Later, I really didn't want to talk about it. Neptune's staff collected a "resurrection" earthwork for Neptune. Neptune got some tools (such as tiger whip) and some banned drugs according to the method of earthwork, and developed them to take with him.
Then, I don't know whether the medicine really worked or whether the medicine improved Neptune's psychological function. Anyway, after all the fuss, Neptune's little brother came back to life.
Since then, Neptune has once again started his lawless concubine selection activities. This time, he specially selected young female college students and bullied little girls who had never seen the world, looking for long-lost confidence in them and satisfying his poor self-esteem. ...
Of course, all this is another story. Let's go back to Tao Hong actress, born 1969 Jr.
After Tao Hong actress, born 1969 got pregnant, michel platini and godmother took good care of her for the baby in her belly. Plus, after the hospital found out that Tao Hong actress, born 1969 was pregnant with a big fat boy, the dopted mother was even more elated and excited. Once little Tao Hong actress, born 1969 was worshipped as an aunt and took care of her ~
As for Xiao Pink, she was also excited for a while after knowing that her surrogate service target was super top artist Neptune. She thought she would get her green card and big house in the future, so she waited quietly for the date of delivery. ...
But! Little Tao Hong actress, born 1969 didn't expect that the whole thing was a disaster for her!
There is no other reason, because I was pregnant in October. After the baby was born, a serious problem appeared. The son she gave birth to is actually a dementia ~
At that time, after the hospital checked out this situation, it was also very surprised, and michel platini dopted mother and Xiao Pink were notified urgently.
When dopted mother learned about this, she was angry at that time. She gave Tao Hong actress, born 1969 a good beating, complaining that her stomach didn't live up to expectations and gave birth to a problem baby at home ~
After learning from the doctor that the child's dementia symptoms are basically incurable, the godmother made an incredible decision. She made up her mind to abandon this child, which may be a disgrace to her son's life. ...
So the question is, where will the child end up? How was Tao Hong Jr. driven back to China, used it for nothing, and made a cheap surrogacy tool, leaving both people and money empty?
Who is the biological mother of a two-year-old child exposed by Neptune now? What is the mysterious origin of this child?
Neptune once had a little lover in the team. Who is this little lover? How did she put Neptune together, causing Neptune to lose nearly 100 million assets?
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