Are there any classic series of jokes like the White Rabbit series?

There was a man who wanted to take a boat with an elephant ... The elephant had a piece of bread hanging from each ear ... The staff on the boat prevented him from taking the elephant aboard. ..

The man said:

What's in the hamburger is my freedom. ...

One day, a family caught fire.

Mom and dad both fled, leaving only one son inside.

Mother was very nervous and shouted outside the house.

"Son ... what are you doing ... fire, don't you come out ..."

The son replied ... "I'm wearing socks ..."

Mom said again, "What socks to wear in case of fire ..."

After five minutes, my son hasn't come out yet. ......

Mother shouted nervously again, "Son, what on earth are you doing?" Come out ~ it's on fire, stay inside ... "

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks."

A man went fishing by the river.

First he wore a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, then he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~

He had no choice but to change earthworms ~ and there was still no fish for a long time ~ ~

In a rage, he took out 100 RMB and fell into the water.

"tnnd~~ what to eat! Buy it yourself! ! ! ! "

Hee hee and haha are good friends. ...

One day, Haha died ... Hee hee said at Haha's grave:

Haha, you are dead meat. ...

A woman walks at night,

Suddenly I saw a man coming towards her with open arms, gave a hug and stepped forward.

The man fell to the ground and cried.

Said: it is the third piece. Who did I piss off? Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home? !

Mental patient A asked B, "What do you think of my recently completed novel?" ?

B looked at it and replied, "Not bad. However, there are more characters. " .

Then the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" " "

Two mental patients escaped from the hospital.

They run and run. They climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree.

Go away, go away.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, hey-why don't you come down?

The man above answered him: no-good-ah-

I'm not familiar with it.

A man's feet are sore when he walks because he stepped on a lemon.

During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiaoming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box ... and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, and two were missing. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid.

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ........

During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..................

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... Why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. .............

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor again ... why?

Because there is no 14 floor. ...........

An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel. .........

Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why didn't he go back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. ........

One day.

A mung bean is shopping.

Walking. walking. ....

suddenly

Fall down

then .....

It turned into a red bean. ....

How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Three-step answer

First, open the refrigerator door.

Second, put the elephant in.

Third, close the refrigerator door.

How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

Four steps to answer

First, open the refrigerator door.

Second, take out the elephant.

Third, put the giraffe in.

Fourth, close the refrigerator door.

Once there was an animal meeting in the zoo, and only one animal didn't come. Who is it?

Answer: Giraffe, because it is frozen in the refrigerator = =

Two tomatoes are walking in tandem.

The tomato in the back says I'm so spicy.

......

The tomato at the back said again

I am really hot.

In front of the tomato can't help but say

We are tomatoes. We can't talk.