Ask a continuous joke and remember it as if it were a meeting in the forest.

Usually friends send text messages, and now they send them to everyone to laugh together.

1. The husband said: If you learn how to cook, you can quit your maid and reduce the burden on your family. Wife: Nonsense! If you learn to have sex, we can quit the driver, gardener and security guard, and the family burden will be lighter!

In the office, a beautiful woman asked her male colleague to tell her a short and meaningful yellow joke. The male colleague pondered for a moment and uttered eight classic words: I weed, you noon. ......

3. One day, the wife suddenly said to her husband: Take the private money out of your underwear! The husband looked surprised: How do you know? The wife disdainfully said: where have you been so drumming!

4. Most license plates: Joan B with the least money, the most straightforward Jiangxi B, the ugliest black B, the widest Liao B, the most awesome Beijing B, the most watery Tianjin B, the most self-loving Shanghai B, the most virgin new B, and the best smelling Hunan B.

5. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

6. The handwriting of the female doctor is too sloppy, so let a man check the B-ultrasound. After a long time, the man turned around and said, I have searched all over the hospital, but I can't find where Shisanchao is. Female doctor laughs: it's B-ultrasound! Not 13 super! Male nu way: Your B is too wide! !

This article is taken from The Wanderer.