Is it true that there are five jokes in the bus card?

1. My daughter is two and a half years old. My mother wants to train her to sleep in a room alone and let her father put her to sleep at night. After a while, she crept into her mother's room and said, "Shh! I put my father to sleep. "

2. Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce gambled again. Bao Zheng: You know everything, but you can't tell jokes, can you? Gongsun Ce: Gee, there are so many jokes in one sentence, I'm afraid you don't understand. Bao Zheng: Ha ha ha, how can you not understand? It's a joke.

Gongsun Ce: My Lord, these flowers are for you. Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, you are really a gentleman. Our government alienated you and maintained their feelings. I didn't expect you to send flowers to our government! -What are you trying to say? Never mind, go! Gongsun Ce: Students want to say-Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day!

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, did you use our pen? Gongsun Ce: No, students are useless. Bao Zheng: Are you really useless? Gongsun Ce: I'm so useless.

Get on the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and hit it in the slot machine.

6. One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched my bag and every corner of the house, but it didn't work. I sat on the ground depressed, took out my mobile phone from my pocket and sent a short message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone.

7. Once again, I had breakfast at school. A classmate in front swiped the card, but the machine didn't respond. I brushed it again, but it still doesn't work. It's depressing to say that the machine is broken. I said let me try, swiped the card, and the machine really didn't respond! He changed another one, still the same, very angry! I just wanted to put the card in my bag and found a bank card in my hand. I laugh wildly! He pointed at me and laughed even harder. So I have an ID card!

8. I like to break all the melon seeds and eat them in one bite. At the time of the draw, I poured the melon seeds on the plate into the trash can and looked at another plate of melon seeds in a daze.

9. One day, I went to a restaurant with a friend. After eating, the buddy shamelessly compared the middle finger of his right hand and said to the waitress, "Give me a toothpick." Who knows that the waitress is not to be outdone, so she puts out her middle finger with both hands and says to this buddy, "OK, wait for me for two minutes."

10, living in a small town, asked the hotel waiter, "What are the characteristics here?" The waiter paused and muttered, "Our boss is special. . . . "

I still have many jokes, all of which are quite funny, but I play hard. Give me some advice. .