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Make sentences with nine dead springs (about 30)
His wife Shi volunteered to donate her kidney.
Bring him back to life
Ming Xi, who likes being a carpenter, lives in Zhu Youxiao.
Died of "taking red pills"
Is it "murder" or "medical malpractice"
Remains an eternal mystery.
In pursuit of light and truth, they fought against evil.
Although he ended in failure, he died in Jiuquan.
But they are very touching.
The fearless spirit of making the gods cry.
Will always inspire the people of China to fight hard!
4, but because of this.
Several girls who had a little contact with him died because of him.
That fly is Xiao Li's flying knife.
This knife is Xiao Li's.
Even the flies are dead.
6. Poor Yan Li died before he knew what had happened.
7. A joke
Let the workers die.
I'm in prison myself.
This lesson is really painful and profound.
8. A bully in Shunde, Guangdong.
A business owner driving a million-dollar luxury car with bodyguards.
I never thought about it.
Because I hit an electric car owner.
Almost died.
9. Therefore
Critical moment.
Neither the relegation team nor the champion team is willing to be a guest.
Many people also lost their lives there.
10, a bully at ordinary times
A business owner driving a million-dollar luxury car with bodyguards.
I never thought about it.
Because I hit an electric car owner.
Almost died in the grave.
1 1, Ming Pingbing bought a new house in Yicheng, Hubei.
It is urgent to return the house.
Li Quanxi gave him an idea.
Take medicine to cheat money
In the end, Ming Pingbing was killed in Jiuquan.
12, one day
Officials who live far from the palace may get up a little later.
Because I am afraid of being late for the "Chaohui"
Jogging all the way
Besides, it rained heavily that morning and the road was slippery.
I didn't see the direction clearly in my panic.
Slipped on the river.
Died in Jiuquan.
13, then the intention is self-evident-you can be promoted to Qi.
There are Fengxiang troops who surrendered to the autumn wind.
Everything except being robbed.
I lost my life outside the grave.
Qian Jian really couldn't think of the second ending.
According to the police, it is 14.
The man is from Chiayi.
His girlfriend Xie, who is only 20 years old, is in her prime.
Just walked out of the campus.
But died because of this abnormal love.
Awkward.
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15, last month in new york.
A teenager riding this kind of car was stopped by the traffic police.
Be thrown out of the car
Died in Jiuquan.
16, Yang, in his fifties, had an argument with the other party who tried to steal his property.
He was beaten and died on the spot.
17, the day when * son learned that Yang Yichen was released.
Go on the rampage and put the saber around Song's neck.
If it weren't for my colleague's clever handling
Song Yusi will die in Jiuquan.
Actually, it is 18.
According to common sense
There are almost no righteous acts that do not require cost and expense.
In particular, most other people's life safety encounters sudden vicious incidents, all of which are sudden.
Waiting for you to use your head
Think for a long time.
I guess everyone else is dead.
19, with hindsight.
This air defense war
Two enemy planes were injured.
Shoot down an enemy 96 heavy bomber.
There were 1 sergeant, 1 captain, 2 lieutenants, 1 Cao Chang and 2 airmen on board, all of whom died in Jiuquan.
20. Something happened
Don't Saixixi's wife and Temujin's daughter, a Hailabe.
Never thought about it.
I just learned the good news that my father and my father won.
Lost her husband in the blink of an eye.
Gompa also died in Jiuquan.
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