There is a joke about what happened to the literate people and their friends and the uneducated people after seeing the beautiful scenery.

The content is as follows:

1. After Guan Yu and Zhang Fei followed Liu Bei, "from now on, Guan's life is Brother Liu's life", and Guan's body is As for Brother Liu, I am the same. "Facing Guan Yu's eloquent remarks to Liu Bei, Zhang Fei only said this from beginning to end: Me too!

2. Guo Moruo once used calligraphy to inscribe the title of the Shandong Museum, but the local people who did not understand the culture did not Reading "Shandong Museum" as "Shandong Mistress Museum", another person said, "The calligraphy is good, I care about my mistress."

3. An elder brother was chatting about the issue of genetically modified foods during the dinner. The eldest brother sincerely advised everyone not to eat genetically modified foods, saying that it would be too harmful to the children. The genes of his children did not match his when taking a paternity test. It was because the genes of the children had been changed by eating genetically modified foods. I asked him about this knowledge. Who said that? He proudly said that it was his wife who told him.

4. In front of the "Mother-in-law Tattoo" statue, I heard a man say: "Only my mother-in-law is willing to tattoo her son-in-law, but my own mother will never do it." I can't bear to do this. "The crowd of tourists nearby fell silent instantly. When they reached the foot of Leifeng Pagoda, this man sighed again: "Chairman Mao is so kind. He even built a tower specifically for Comrade Lei Feng." "Everyone was silent for a while.

5. My son wrote in his diary: "It's late at night, my mother is playing mahjong, and my father is surfing the Internet. When my father checked it, he said with dissatisfaction: "The diary comes from life, but it should be higher than life!" The child immediately changed it to: "It's late at night, my mother is gambling, and my father is dating online." "

Dad was even more dissatisfied and said angrily: "We must promote positive energy and focus on the positive! "The child revised it to: "It's late at night, my mother is studying economics, and my father is studying Internet + life. "

After reading it, my father said, this is almost the same, but the depth is not enough and needs further improvement! When you grow up and become a master's student, you will know how to write: "Mom is studying information asymmetry. In the dynamic game under the state, Dad is studying the emerging combination of artificial intelligence and the emotional supply side. "

Dad went on to say, if you plan to become a doctor, you have to write like this: "Mom is studying a new type of "Prisoner's Dilemma" game under multi-factor interference and information asymmetry in complex groups; Dad is studying : Innovation and practice of six-dimensional space theory in emotional supply-side matching from the perspective of big data. ”